A/N: short chapter to begin with please R+R
Ch1: The pairing of the pupils
"What do you think it's gonna be like this year Knux? We're gonna be in a mixed age class with some new fit girls!" Sonic yelled, punching his fist in the air.
"Hmm, I suppose so" Knuckles said paying most of his attention to a bat called Rouge.
"Settle down class! We have two new pupils today, erm, where are Shadow and Signo?" The teacher asked. Just then the door was slammed open and in walked two hedgehogs. "Signo, erm, don't you think that outfit is a little, erm, inappropriate for school?" the teacher said as all the lads wolf whistled.
Lilly the rabbit stood up and again the boys wolf whistled, but louder. "This is what you should look lie" she pointed out vainly, showing off her squeaky clean cream dress.
"But what if I don't want to look like an ugly shit?" Signo asked sarcastically. Everyone laughed appreciatively. "You wanna fight? I'll give you one bitch"
"ENOUGH! Shadow- what do you have to say to the class about yourself?" the teacher yelled.
"One-this is sad. Two-if anyone starts on Signo, or makes a move on her, I'll beat the fucking crap out of them." Shadow spat
"OK' you two can sit down now and I'll sort you into pairs- it will be boy/girl as far as it can go then boy/boy ok" the teacher announced.
"YES!" Sonic whispered, "Fit girls!"
"BB the fox- Vicky the vixen, Bethany the rabbit- Spikey the hedgehog, Drooley the fox- Stalker the rabbit, Espio the chameleon- Signo the hedgehog"
Signo smiled "Drooley the fox and gay rabbit- what a couple" she said. Everyone snorted.
"Flip the badger, Mousey the mouse, Funny the flea- Hibacher the bat, Jay the lizard- Paleen the cat, Knuckles the echidna- Rouge the bat, Lilly the rabbit- Vector the crocodile, Rocky the rabbit- Squaller the squirrel, Shadow the hedgehog- Zak the racoon, Sonic the hedgehog- Stumpy the flying tree stump" the teacher puffed, Sonic's friends laughed mockingly, but Sonic wasn't even listening so he didn't hear. "Now go and sit in your seats". The students shuffled to their seats.
"Fit girls Sonic, fit girls!" Vector laughed, pointing at Lilly who he had been paired with. Espio laughed too and followed him. Signo, the feisty hedgehog that had been paired with Espio looked at them worriedly as Vector and Espio laughed maniacally. She smiled at Sonic.
"You jammy git Espio" Sonic whispered under his breath. He could hear giggling behind him; he turned around to see who it was. His eyes widened in shock.
"HI! You must be Sonic! I'm Stumpy and I can fly!" the tree stump giggled, whilst demonstrating.
"No, please, NO!" Sonic grovelled, hoping and praying that Stumpy wasn't his partner.
"I see you're getting on well with your 'fit girl' Sonic" Vector laughed. Sonic groaned. He knew he was gonna have lots of fun and flirting. NOT.
A/N: is it funny or not please R+R papayas