FIREFLY DRINKING GAME!
Firefly is a wonderful, wonderful TV show (and I'm not just saying that because the snarky captain Mal is hot—though he is) that was so UNJUSTLY cancelled (BOO) but did (miraculously) spawn an equally wonderful movie Serenity (go see it!).
And so, in my twisted sense of affection, I decided to make fun of it. Teasing is a sign of affection too, you know. Plus, I'd like to think that Joss Whedon (who, unlike me, owns the show, the other characters, the plot, the whole DAMN FIREFLY UNIVERSE) would have the sense of humor to appreciate this, even though I'm doing it without his permission.
Just as with RKars, other suggestions are welcome. .
Anyway, onward to the valleys of immensely entertaining intoxication!
Take 1 DRINK if:
Mal gets shot/tortured/stabbed/etc
Jayne is insubordinate
Jayne is hurt
Inara kisses someone
Someone is shown with their shirt off
River mutters something cryptic
There's a double-cross
Technical/medical jargon is spouted
That weird pseudo-Chinese is said
Inara has a client
Inara is shown in a state of undress
There is unresolved sexual tension
River has an episode
Simon is a drug dealer (is it just me, or does he pump people full of drugs a lot?)
The Alliance people remind you of Star Trek, minus Patrick Stewart and in spiffy blue/purple suits instead of red
Book does his "moral compass" thing
The villain (antagonist) has an accent
Simon is appalled
Simon is punched
That shot of Serenity flying off with rear-end all aglow (you'll know it when you see it) is shown
Take 2 DRINKS if
Sexual tension is resolved (or someone at least has sex)
Mal isn't wearing suspenders
Simon isn't wearing a vest
Simon is scruffy! (not clean, immaculate doctor dude)
An episode goes by and no one is killed (not even the nameless flunkies)
Unification/Browncoats is mentioned
Reavers are mentioned/appear
A job is successful
You wonder how Wash's dinos manage to stay up on that console—even though everything and everyone else is being tossed around as Wash does his mad flying skillz thing (superglue?)
You wonder why is it that even though there are so many shots of the crew eating, we never see the ship's bathroom
Suggested
Bonus drinks if the evildoers are wearing hats
Kaylee's flirting
Jayne sniffs something