Author's note : Sorry, I forgot to note who asked for this one.
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Guess She's Not Available
Jim Kirk stood on the transporter pad, ready to be beamed aboard Nero's ship. He was hung about with equipment, jumpy with energy, ready to go bust ass.
Beside him on the next disc stood Spock, in the process of being equipped with the special communicator. Cadet, no Lieutenant, Uhura seemed to be giving his First Officer better treatment than he had received. Her hands seemed to caress his chest. Naw, just his imagination.
Then to his utter astonishment, Spock bent his head and KISSED the Lieutenant! What the hell! The very idea that Spock would kiss anyone at all was mind-blowing, but out in public like that? And that particular girl? She was one of the hottest girls at the Academy and he had been trying to jump her for three years now, ever since he had run into her at the bar when Captain Pike was on the recruiting drive. She always gave him the runaround, angry with him for pursuing her.
Beside him, the couple continued to speak softly together, entwined in each other. Spock's hand was on her BUTT!!! What the heck did that pointy-eared guy have that he didn't?
And what the hell - she was kissing him AGAIN! And he was calling her something, a name that Kirk himself had not been able to get out of her in those entire three years. Sounded like Nyota. Nice name. And he was saying something about having something to come back to - Kirk wasn't sure he really wanted to know what THAT meant - although he had a pretty good guess.
Uhura stepped down off the transporter pad and exited the bay, headed back for the bridge to monitor their signals. Kirk turned to Spock, "How'd you get her to tell you her name?" He wasn't sure whether he was angry or tickled to see how discomfited the other man was.
"I have no comment on the matter."
Yeah, sure. He'd really like to know how that had come about.
Well, he guessed that girl really wasn't available.