"Because it's one less person ending up like me, and one less baby with a crappy life."
So twas said on a cold winters morn from sister to sister; and from people to people; the words spreading out like fire.
Infact; their lives forever changed. I am Matt; and I will tell you this story.
Now after alvin and Brittney had had sex (GOD that word makes me shutter when I type it here); Alvin had settled down to watch the first episode of Reba. Now what he didn't know is; their life world be that; in a few short days.
"Hey Dave" said Britt the next day
"yeah?" asked Dave
"I think..." said Brittney, but dave cut her off
"ALVIN; WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?"