The SWA Erotic Journal

A.N.: I figured this was a good chance to put down to paper any ideas that were too tedious to put into separate one-shots or too mild for my "lost my mind" collection.

Squad 4 Meeting Room

Rangiku waited for her turn to speak. She'd been waiting to speak her idea for over an hour as Nanao kept rambling on how the SWA was deeply in the red moneywise. Around the table the other female members of the group were looking alarmed at the fact that all their money was gone.

"Any suggestions?"

Rangiku raised her hand along with Yachiru. Nanao disregarded the small child, knowing that the girl's idea would be a useless candy sale, where the profits would be promptly spent on candy for herself. "Yes, Lieutenant Matsumoto?"

Rangiku smiled as she took the floor. "Well… I figured why not spice up our editorial a bit since sales are low. Let's make an erotic journal!" Nanao, Isane and Soi-Fon all had their jaws hit the table in shock. Unohana raised an eyebrow along with Nemu and Kiyone while Yachiru looked confused.

One would think that steam would start coming out of Nanao's ears as her face turned blood-red. Pushing her glasses up Nanao glowered at the strawberry blonde. "Lieutenant Matsumoto… do you have any other ideas that AREN'T lowbrow trash?!"

Rangiku pouted. "Oh c'mon, Nanao! It'll be fun! We need cash fast and what better way for us to make it! Besides, we've all had some fun times in the bedroom, so why don't we take advantage of it! Besides, excluding Yachiru here, we're all adults so I don't see the problem. And you didn't complain about all the cash that video brought us last time!"

"That's because you sold that video without our permission! And you also didn't tell us you were recording something that private in the first place!" The previous spring most of the SWA had their annual spring party and they had all gotten smashed off the punch Rangiku spiked, leading to a massive orgy which the crafty lieutenant had recorded behind their backs and sold it. Sold it for tremendous profit I might add.

"If I may?" The two feuding lieutenants turned to listen to the SWA Chairman, Captain Unohana. "While I must admit that the idea is a bit lowbrow, I think we should give Lieutenant Matsumoto's journal idea a try. We could publish a special with several articles and see how it goes. If it flops, we try something else." Turning to Nanao she smiled, "Lieutenant Matsumoto is right. We are all adults here, except for Lieutenant Kusajishi of course," she said while patting the tiny girl's head, "so it's not exactly as if we are offending everyone."

Nanao fumed at the idea of having any personal and intimate encounters of hers exposed. "Captain, you do realize that there are only a small number of us here? Surely you don't suggest we all put each time we've had intercourse on display, do you?"

Before Unohana could comment Rangiku interjected. "It doesn't have to be just us. We could ask several people from our squads if they'd be willing to contribute to our journal." Rangiku smiled at her friend gleefully. "So what do you say?"

Nanao was at a loss for words, but quickly regained her composure. Turning to the other members at the table she asked "Thoughts? You all have a say in this too."

Kiyone nodded and smiled. "Why not? This could be fun!"

Nemu silently nodded as well.

Isane looked she might faint, as if just recalling the last time she'd been intimate was too much for her. "Um… do we have to?"

Unohana placed a hand on her shoulder. "This is for the group, Isane. We all have to contribute." Not waiting for her captain to use her scary tone, Isane nodded in agreement. She knew better than to object to her captain and say no.

Rukia thought about it for a moment. "Well… I doubt Byakuya will approve, but…" she looked up to the others, "I'm sure he'll understand. Can I ask you to talk to him, Captain Unohana? I might not be able to persuade him otherwise." Captain Unohana nodded in agreement.

Soi-Fon fumed at the idea. "Well you all can, but I'm not!

Rangiku pouted at the slender captain. "What's wrong, Captain Soi-Fon? Don't tell me you've been getting it from Omaeda?"

Soi-Fon's eyes almost burst out of her sockets in anger. "Don't ever joke about that! I'd rather commit seppuku before lying with that pig! Fine! I'll do it, if it'll shut you up!" Soi-Fon sat back in her chair and crossed her arms, sitting there for a moment before realizing that Rangiku had played her.

"Then it's settled!" Rangiku put her hands together and silently cheered. She'd honestly had no idea if the others would be receptive to her idea or not. "Let's get started then!" She'd pulled out a pad of paper and recorder, in case she forgot any details. "So… who wants to go first?"

To Be Continued….

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