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Well, let me tell you how I got the idea for this little story of mine (well... its not mine but you get the idea).

I rented this film off of iTunes rofl, it was called 'The Bounty Hunter' and I loved it! I found it really funny and I just imagined Rose and Emmett in that position. :L I don't know about you but yeah, just give it a chance. I've basically tried to fuse the script to the story, I don't know if thats legal or whatever but I'M NOT GETTING PAID and I DON'T OWN the film or the characters or anything, I just thought it would be a good idea so don't judge :)

Hmm, what else? Oh, instead of like in the movie where the two main character's being in their forties, they are in their twenties in this. The reason is I just can't imagine Emmett and Rose being in their forties, that's all. :L Oh and this is mostly going to be RPOV, a little Third Person and EmPOV.

On with it...

EmPOV:

I was stood in a huge crowd, it smelled like a fair ground and it was making me hungry, all I could see was red, white and blue. No wonder, it was the fourth of july parade strolling through New Jersey, all I wanted to do was sit my ass down and grab a dohnut or something, but unfortunately, I couldn't.

I had to catch a freakin' idiot who jumped bail, yup, that's my job since I got kicked off the force, a bounty hunter.

I watched the floats and brass bands that slowly moved by and my eyes travelled to a guy dressed as Uncle Sam on stilts, I studied his face for a few seconds and I instantly recognised him, bingo! Thats the guy alright.

I moved from my spot and walked out into the road, "Hey! You! C'mere." I shouted loudly, the guy looked down, his face dropped and he started backing away, I smiled, then suddenly my view got blocked, "Surprise." ah shit, "Not now Eric, I'm kinda busy." I tried to shove past him, "You owe my boss money." He glared, "Hey man, I owe everybody money." I laughed with no humor, I suddenly felt his fist in my gut, I doubled over a little then punched him hard in the groin, grabbed his shirt, headbutted him then threw him sidewards into the tables, that should keep him off my back...

I shook my head a little and turned back to my target, who was already getting away, "Ugh, you're really gonna make me chase you?" I muttered, sighing, I began running and it wasn't really that hard to keep up seeing as the guy was on stilts, he ran through the packed streets with me hot on his tail, I pushed through packs of people until he finally reached a dead end, sucker! I grabbed the wooden stilts but then he slipped through a window above, damn it!

I dropped them and ran in through the door to my left, I rushed up the stairs hoping to catch the little jackass, I saw him run through the door on the top floor but I heard him lock it, I sighed and rolled my eyes, like thats gonna keep me away.

I took a deep breath and shoved the door with my huge shoulder, not once, but twice before it fell off its hinges. I looked into the room and found it empty, I then saw an open window leading to a rooftop, where the guy had made his escape. This kid just doesn't quit.

I hopped through the window and ran out onto the roof just in time to see the kid jump, "Get back here!" I yelled before diving off the roof after him, I landed on a police van with the kid, I grabbed him and we both fell down onto the hard concrete, fuck!

I heard multiple guns being loaded as I rolled over, damn that hurts... "Take it easy skippy, I'm on the job." I said in a strained voice, I managed to pull my wallet out of my back pocket and one of the officers took it. "Oh wow!" He said sarcastically, ha, I recognized him, he was an ass to me in the force, "A bounty hunter, figures, hey why don't you get a real job." I sighed and lifted myself up from the floor, "Why don't you kiss my ass?" I raised my eyebrow and smiled, then I grabbed my wallet from him, the officer just glared at me. Ass.

The kid started to get up from the floor, I grabbed both of his arms and dragged him to his feet, "C'mere you little punk, I bet your mother's real proud of you." He struggled against me but his strength was no match for mine, I guess all those hours at the gym really did pay off, "Oh I'm so insulted, you know what? I don't even know who my mother is so the jokes on you pal." He said as I handcuffed him, "Turn around shit head and put ya hands behind your back." The high and mighty officer came to grab me, "What?" I said, looking at him like he was crazy, "You heard me." He smirked, "You've gotta be kiddin' me." I sighed, the little punk stood at the side of me started laughing as the officer cuffed me.

RPOV:

I stepped out of the elevator and into the already busy office, making my way past crowds of people to my desk, which was situated next to my best friends cubicle, Alice, who wasn't here yet. I suddenly spotted the man who I wanted to see, "Oh, hey Gary, did you get my e-mail?" I asked just before I reached my perch, "Uh, yeah about the suicide? He has a sister in Atlantic City, the address is on your desk." He answered, "Okay, thank you!" I smiled and turned around, putting my sunglasses back into my bag, I heard him mutter something but didn't quite catch it.

I finally reached my desk and placed my bag next to my computer, a sheet of paper caught my eye with my picture on it, ah, my mug shot, awesome. "Oh, haha, very funny." I then heard multiple giggles coming from behind me, I sighed in annoyance. I noticed a little yellow note stuck to the bottom of the picture, 'Don't forget court tomorrow! 9.A.M. Love, Mr Ed.' I frowned at the name, "Who's 'Mr Ed?'" I asked aloud, I then heard another round of quiet laughter, I suddenly heard a voice come from behind me.

"You know, I actually think its pretty sexy that you're out on bail." And that voice can only belong to Mike, god he was so disgusting, at least ten years older than me, I'm only twenty five! That makes him a creepy middle-aged pervert.

I ripped the paper in half and looked at him, "Mike, get off my desk." He glanced down, "Oh right, sorry." I sighed in irritation, my mind wandering back to getting arrested, "Its stupid that I even got arrested in the first place, I mean assaulting an officer? Its a joke!" Mike started laughing quietly as I switched my computer on, "Tell me about it! Been there... Say have you got anything on that suicide story yet?" I had to be careful with my answer, "Um, no." He started ranting on again, "Well, you know what I was thinking? Um, how about we work together on it? Like as a team and it could give us a little time to 'reconnect' in our, uh, relationship?" What the hell.

"Um, Mike, we are not in a relationship. We made out one time at the christmas party due to me being extremely drunk and very heartbroken. I would've made out with Terry." I laughed awkwardly, Mike snorted a little then frowned, "You mean Terry the guy or Terry the girl?" I smirked, "Exactly, it really wouldn't have mattered." I said, staring back at my computer screen, "You're right, it doesn't matter, 'cause you made out with me!" I laughed weakly, inside I felt like I was about to vomit, "Yeah, I did." I suddenly heard Alice's chirpy voice come from behind me, "Mike? What are you doing here? Quit bothering Rose!" Mike glared but did as he was told.

"Oh thank god! I didn't think he was going to leave me alone!" I cried with joy and hugged Alice as she sat down, she looked beautiful as always, her shiny black hair was perfectly straightened into a bob, her skin was flawless and her clothes suited her perfectly, formal but sophisticated. She let out a tinkling laugh, "Hello to you too, I brought you coffee." She smiled sweetly as she handed me a cup, "Thank you, I just gotta go to the bathroom." I sighed, "Sure." Alice grinned, I set my cup down before standing up, grabbing my bag as I did.

I walked into the womens bathroom, thankful that it was empty and locked myself in one of the cubicles. I sat down and took my cell phone from my bag and called Jimmy, he was my old friend, I just hoped he would pick up to see if he would help me. On the third ring he picked up, "This is Jimmy." He answered, "Jimmy! Hey, its Rose from the daily news." I said, hoping he'd remember, "Rose? Wow, long time no talk, where've you been hiding?" He asked jokingly, "Um, right now I'm actually hiding in the bathroom at work, listen, I need you to ask around about a suicide, a Walter Lilly, Rivington Street, the night of June 23rd." I whispered to him, I heard him mutter the details before finally asking me, "Anything else?" I thought for a second, "Um, yeah, I have proof that there was a black SUV with stolen plates at the scene of the crime, I mean I don't know if thats something... You never know." I said, biting my lip, "Alright, cool, I'll give it a shot." I sighed in relief, "Great, thanks!" I smiled before shutting my cell.

"Who were you talking to?" A voice came from the cubicle next to me, I jumped, oh my god, "Mike?" I stood up and shoved my cell into my bag, opening the door of the cubicle to be met by a smiling Mike, "What exactly are you doing in the ladies room?" I asked, staring at him wide-eyed.

"Well, I was standing out front by the door but that was starting to look a little creepy..." I narrowed my eyes, "So you thought this would be the less creepy option?" He blinked, "Uh, yeah, I think so." I walked past him, "Get outta here." I said, swatting him with my hand, "Oh come on," He pleaded, "Let me buy you a drink." I scowled at the wall, god hated me, "I have a date." I lied, well, I wasn't technically lying, guys throw themselves at me everyday, but I didn't accept. I found it weird. "I didn't say what night!" I turned to him, "Well then I have a date every night! Every night until the end of time! Just please stop asking me!" I pleaded him before walking quickly out of the bathroom, I heard him laugh and say, "Love is so funny."

I glared at the walls and shoved my bag on my shoulder. God really did hate me.

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