I only recetly started watching Outnumbered and I already love it. I wrote this on a whim, so sorry for the all-round crappiness of it. As I'm writing, I'm trying to play the season four Christmas episode on my laptop (yay, I got it charging!), so if there are any mistakes, it ma be due to distraction. Anyway, enjoy. (P.S. I have a bunch of Friends fics written so fingers crossed for posting, but it really depends).
Edit: My laptop won't charge so I had to cut it really short.
Karen looks down at the drawing she's been drawing for the past five minutes, and then over at Jake.
"Jake?"
"What?" He asks, not shifting his gaze from the computer where he's on MSN with his friend, Zack.
"If I died and then Ben died, would we have to share a coffin?"
"No. Karen, where did that come from?"
"I was wondering. Do you want to play with me?"
"No." He repeats.
"Please!" She whines.`
"Mum, Karen's annoying me!" He says.
"Karen, stop annoying your brother." Sue cuts in as she stirs the spaghetti bolognese.
"I'm not." Karen persists.
"Go and play with your dad."
"No!"
"Ben, give me that drill! Ben!" Pete yells, attracting the attention of Sue.
"Ben!" She yells, frustration lacing in her voice.
"...Jake?"
"What, Karen?" He snaps.
"Why does Mummy hate Auntie Angela?"
"I really don't know. Do your drawing, will you?"