Dear Team 7

Hello my dear readers, this is my 2nd fanfic and I'm really excited! This is more for me too let out all my stress from all the recent cliff hangers in the latest mangas so far. For an example: Sakura. She confesses her love to Sasuke, and now she confesses her love too Naruto, MAKE UP YOUR DANG MIND ALREADY YOU NAÏVE GIRL!!! Sorry about that… Let's START!!!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto.

Dear Team 7,

Hello! You may not know me, but I am writing to each of you to give you guys some coaching! So listen good, ESPECIALLY YOU SASUKE! I will write a letter peronaly to all of you!

Dear Hatake Kakashi,

Kakashi I know all about your Icha Icha Paradise books you get from Jaraiya who is now dead. So please STOP reading those mind poisoning things and meet up with you're team on TIME!

Dear Naruto Uzamaki,

Lay off the Ramen or else you will get diabetes and DIE! Then you'll never be hokage and Konoha's #1 NINJA!!! Also try dating Hinita she's been waitin for you to ask her ever since she met you.

PS: If Hinata faints when you ask her to go out with you, that means yes.

Dear Sakura Haruno,

Sakura you are my idol, but stop chasing Sasuke.(You too Naruto) You end up in shock and it kills you everytime! He'll comeback, HE BETTER COME BACK! He loves you, he is just in denile! But don't just forgive him and love him just when he comes back! Make him beg for forgivness, it will be WORTH it.

Dear Sasuke Uchiha ,

Get. A. Life. Quit cowering around and go back to Konoha already. I hate you for killing Itachi because I loved him, he didn't kill you because he felt SO GUILTY he let you live so you could kill him and stop his suffering. So here I wrote a poem for you:

You are a Crappy piece of shit,

I wish I can throw you in a fire pit.

So lucky you are still alive,

I'm sorry if I bruised your pride.

NOT!

I hope when you die,

You'll burn and be tortured repeativly in Satan's hell life.

And as you can see,

I will hate you for all eternity

My poems may really suck,

But you'll get the point soon enough!

Goodbye Sasuke.

Sincerely,

Anonymous