Disclaimer: I. Don't. Own. Them. :-)
Ok, a couple reasons why I wrote this.
It's STUPID!!!
It's 2:20 in the morning and I'm on a massive sugar high!!
I'm bored and have nothing better to do.
Any other reasons needed, just say so. By the way, it's just a really stupid story, I don't care if you don't like it I amused myself writing it so I'm happy! :-D and if I make you happy too that's a bonus. Right then. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were strolling across the grounds on day in late September, when a large arrow punctured Hermione's bag, causing it to split open and dump its contents on the fresh green grass.
"Oh no!" She shrieked as she frantically gathered the books again. She definitely didn't want Harry and Ron to see the pictures she had stashed in her Arithmancy book. Both boys ducked down to help her gather her things. Hermione looked up and saw, to her horror, Ron picking up her Arithmancy book, and watched, stunned, as three or four posters of Legolas came fluttering out.
"What the. . ." Ron began, confused. Then he picked up one of the pictures.
"Oh I know who that is!" Said Harry, pointing at one of the pictures he'd picked up off the ground. "That's-"
"LEGOLAS!!!" Hermione screamed, covering her mouth and staring wide-eyed at the forest. A tall, blonde, green-clad figure came sprinting out of the forest.
"Yeah. . ." Harry finished slowly.
"I'm so sorry," began a deep voice from Hermione's right. She stared up at him, dazed. "I wasn't aiming. Did you get all your things? Nothing's broken?"
"Yeah. . ." Hermione answered vaguely, smiling hazily. "I'm fine. You're fine. I mean you're really fine."
Harry and Ron burst out laughing. Hermione still did not snap out of her little world.
"Good. . .I'll just take my arrow-"
"NOOOOOO!!" Hermione lunged at the arrow that was still stuck in her bag. "No!! I keep the arrow, your fingers were on it, now it's mine!" She ripped the arrow from the bag and put it in her mouth (not the sharp end!). She shook it like a dog shaking a bone. Legolas put up his hands in defense and took a couple steps back.
"No problem." He said, kind of frightened. Just then, a strangled scream echoed from deep inside the forest. Legolas looked back quickly.
"Gimili!!" He shouted at the forest. He turned back to Harry, Ron, and Hermione, who was still on the ground. "My friend needs help! Please come with me!" He started running toward the forest.
Hermione snapped out of it and said quietly, "To the ends of the world!" she got up and ran after him as fast as she could. Harry and Ron followed, not knowing what they were getting themselves into.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ well yeah. No matter what I'm continuing, for my own amusement. Happy New Year! Namaarie!
Ok, a couple reasons why I wrote this.
It's STUPID!!!
It's 2:20 in the morning and I'm on a massive sugar high!!
I'm bored and have nothing better to do.
Any other reasons needed, just say so. By the way, it's just a really stupid story, I don't care if you don't like it I amused myself writing it so I'm happy! :-D and if I make you happy too that's a bonus. Right then. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were strolling across the grounds on day in late September, when a large arrow punctured Hermione's bag, causing it to split open and dump its contents on the fresh green grass.
"Oh no!" She shrieked as she frantically gathered the books again. She definitely didn't want Harry and Ron to see the pictures she had stashed in her Arithmancy book. Both boys ducked down to help her gather her things. Hermione looked up and saw, to her horror, Ron picking up her Arithmancy book, and watched, stunned, as three or four posters of Legolas came fluttering out.
"What the. . ." Ron began, confused. Then he picked up one of the pictures.
"Oh I know who that is!" Said Harry, pointing at one of the pictures he'd picked up off the ground. "That's-"
"LEGOLAS!!!" Hermione screamed, covering her mouth and staring wide-eyed at the forest. A tall, blonde, green-clad figure came sprinting out of the forest.
"Yeah. . ." Harry finished slowly.
"I'm so sorry," began a deep voice from Hermione's right. She stared up at him, dazed. "I wasn't aiming. Did you get all your things? Nothing's broken?"
"Yeah. . ." Hermione answered vaguely, smiling hazily. "I'm fine. You're fine. I mean you're really fine."
Harry and Ron burst out laughing. Hermione still did not snap out of her little world.
"Good. . .I'll just take my arrow-"
"NOOOOOO!!" Hermione lunged at the arrow that was still stuck in her bag. "No!! I keep the arrow, your fingers were on it, now it's mine!" She ripped the arrow from the bag and put it in her mouth (not the sharp end!). She shook it like a dog shaking a bone. Legolas put up his hands in defense and took a couple steps back.
"No problem." He said, kind of frightened. Just then, a strangled scream echoed from deep inside the forest. Legolas looked back quickly.
"Gimili!!" He shouted at the forest. He turned back to Harry, Ron, and Hermione, who was still on the ground. "My friend needs help! Please come with me!" He started running toward the forest.
Hermione snapped out of it and said quietly, "To the ends of the world!" she got up and ran after him as fast as she could. Harry and Ron followed, not knowing what they were getting themselves into.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ well yeah. No matter what I'm continuing, for my own amusement. Happy New Year! Namaarie!