A few days ago…
"VOIII!! BOSS!!YOU GOT A MAIL!" Squalo handed the mail to Xanxus and he read it. After reading the mail, he threw the mail along with the whiskey he was holding to Squalo. "VOIII!! WHY THE HELL YOU DID THAT FOR?!" "Go read that damn mail." Xanxus said.
Dear Varia/Xanxus:
We would like to invite you to Futa's birthday party held in our vongola base. The time when the party starts is 11a.m. and ends at 5p.m..lunch will be provided. Party will be on 11th Jan. Hope you would come.
Thanks,
Vongola Decimo, Sawada Tsunayoshi.
Today 11th Jan
"VOIII!!" WE ARE HERE!" "C-coming!!" the vongola decimo scramble out of the kitchen." Hi! You're here! Come in." Tsuna said as he led the Varia to the kitchen. When they had only reached the halfway of the corridor, a silver-haired man appeared "Jyudaime!" "Yes,Gokudera-kun?" When he was about to start his sentence, he saw the varia. "Knife-bastard! Stand back, Jyudaime! I will finish them off!" Gokudera said and grabbed a handful of dynamites. "Wait! Gokudera-kun! Calm down!" " ushishishi~…you should at least greet the prince before we start playing." Belphegor said as he brandished a handful of knifes from his suit. "Yo! What's going on here?" Yamamoto Grinned as he walked towards the group. "Yo, katana-kozo. show me how you've improved now!" Squalo said and started to charge towards Yamamoto "Wait-!" before Yamamoto could even finish his sentence, he and Squalo are already fighting. " AH! Yamamoto!" "Hi kid." Levi said to Lambo as he HAPPENED to pass-by."Be prepared to die!" "EH!?" Lambo ran away as quickly as possible. "You cant get away!" A series of dynamites exploding, swords clashing, and "VOI-s" could be heard from the kitchen. "SUPER LEVI VOITA!" amd there goes the lights. "Ah! What happened?" Lussuria shouted. "Seems like a blackout." Replied Yamamoto. "That Levi guy did it!" shouted Lambo. "Wait. I'll go get Gianini to fix it." Tsuna said as he ran to the control room.
Few mins later…
The lights went back and the battle continues… AGAIN, this time, to make matter worst, Ryohei & Mukuro came. "AH~ Ryohei-kun! Lussuria said as he went to glom Ryohei. In order not to get glommed, Ryohei punched Lussuria but he somehow dodged it. Soon, a heated battle between the Thai style boxer and (normal) boxer started. "Hi,Master." Fran said in a monotone voice "Hi, little one…" "How 'bout a battle to see if you've have grown stronger?" "Sure, Master." Within seconds, the base turned into a battlefield as the two illusionists started their illusion fight. "Everyone please stop fighting!" This time Bianchi and Reborn came in. "Oh, Hayato. What are you doing there?" Gokudera turned towards Bianchi and he heard his name being called. "Ah! Aneki!" Gokudera said as he fell to the floor, holding his stomach in pain. "ushishishi~ seems like the prince won by default!" Bel said as he grinned "Bianchi put on your goggles! And Reborn! Stop them from fighting!" Reborn smirked and whispered into Bianchi's ear. Soon Bianchi took out a pizza and purple smoke came out from it, causing everyone to sleep. (Except for Tsuna, Reborn and Bianchi as they covered they noses in time.)
Few mins later…AGAIN
Everyone wakes up to find that Hibari was there. "I heard from the herbivore. If you're going to disrupt namimori's peace," Hibari took out his tonfas threateningly. "Kamikorsu!" Hibari was certainly scarier than Xanxus, even the Varia gulped a mouthful of saliva. (Xanxus did not go to futa's birthday party)
Finally, the party started Futa decided to make ranking for the Varia. "This is Futa. I can hear you, ranking star." said Futa as he went into his ranking mode. Thing around him started to float. Futa turned to Squalo. "Superbia Squalo is ranked first for the loudest Mafioso. That's a very high rank." Everyone sweat dropped except for Bel. "ushishishi~ a stupid rank for a stupid captain." "VOIII! What did you say!? I was ranked first! FIRST!" "Belphegor is ranked 11 out of 85,202 in intelligence. "ushishishi~ the perfect mark for the royal prince." Bel smirked "And Gokudera rank 12 for intelligence too!" Futa added. "WHAT!? HOW CAN I LOSE TO THE KNIFE BASTARD!? IS IT RAINING NOW?!" "Erm.. it is not raining now Gokurdera-kun," Tsuna said as he sweat dropped. (A/N : no offence, Gokudera's fans. But seriously, I think Bel is smarter…) Bel grinned. "ushishishi~ seems like you've lost dynamite kid." "shit… I'll certainly kill him one day." Mumble Gokudera under his breath.
Next Futa turned to Levi. Levi is ranked 7th in the most loyal Mafioso. "YES! You heard that boss?! I'll be loyal to you no matter what!" "I'm sure boss would 'like' it" Fran said in a monotone voice. "ushishishi~ agree~" said Bel
Somewhere in Varia HQ...
"ACHOO!!!" Xanxus sneezed as he went to get a piece of tissue. "Who the hell is bad-mouthing me…"
Back in vongola base…
"Fran is ranked 3rd in the illusionist rank. "wow, hear that master?" Fran said in that monotone voice…AGAIN. "Kufufufu… Who is the one who taught you illusions, you little apprentice?" This time, Futa turned to Lussuria. "Lussuria is ranked 5th for the…"