In this story, the Sonic Team falls prey to a mysterious stellar phenomenon and are cast into the far off Lylat Star System. The Star Fox Team responds to the emergency distress signal, and bing bang boom we got ourselves a basic plot. Together they must find an ancient artifact to send the Sonic team on their way. (Sits back in is swivel chair.)

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INITIATING CHAPTER

Space, the final frontier, these are the voyages of Sonic the hedgehog. His continuing mission, to sleep in till noon, and eat chili dogs all d, Charmy began in his best announcer like voice, that is, until the shoe in his mouth caused him to fall off of the chair he sat on backwards.

Shadow leaned against the wall nearby, one eye open while he muttered, Quiet, I m resting here.

Amy stood just past the doorway next to Shadow; she was missing a shoe, and glaring at the hedgehog.

Shadow shifted his one eyed gaze to her, shrugging his shoulders nonchalantly.
Shadow, Amy sighed, You re an ass hole. She walked over to where Charmy lay, unconscious, on the floor. She picked up the bee and pried the shoe from his mouth.
As she slipped on the shoe with her left hand, she set the bee down on the chair with her right.

Shadow closed his eyes and went back to resting as Amy walked past him and down the hallway.

Meanwhile, Tails stared at a screen in awe on the main bridge. S, s, sonic, we may have a problem, he stammered.

Sonic, Knuckles, and Vector went over to the screen and peered over Tails.
It was a standard RADAR system, and by the looks of it, something big was headed their way. What the heck is that? the three asked in unison.

Tails pressed a few buttons and surveyed a few more screens before replying. Well, it has to be at least a hundred kilometers long, it seems to be made of metal, and by the course corrections it keeps making, it s defiantly piloted, the Kitsune explained.

Another spaceship?! Vector shouted and jumped back. He turned to the door and yelled, Battle stations! Man your battle stations! Before he could run out, Knuckles eased one foot into the crocodile s path. Vector hit the floor with a thud, smack on his nose.

Espio Appeared hanging from the ceiling above Tails. Listen, he said flatly.

Vector sat up running his nose, Listen to what? he asked, where by he was promptly smacked again by Knuckles.

At first the noise was barely noticeable, but it slowly became louder and louder.
The sound is increasing in amplitude as that object gets closer! Tails shouted in conclusion.

Several thousand feet off of their ship s starboard, a long, rectangular object slid alongside. It was much, much longer than their ship, and several times the height and width as well. The object glowed in an ominous blackish blue light. There were no portholes or hatches; nothing disturbed the sleek slat surface.

The noise suddenly stopped as the object stopped moving. Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Espio, and Vector peered out bridge s starboard window.
Shadow leaned against the window in the observation room; he felt something in his stomach lurch as he saw the object. Charmy was unconscious in the chair still.
Amy and Rouge were setting up dinner in the lounge, but stopped to look out their window as the object pulled up.

As the crew stared at it, a blinding flash shot out from the object, forcing them to close their eyes.
In the midst of the flash, the object began to change. It went from a solid mass, to rows upon rows upon even more rows of small metallic creatures, and they were all line dancing.
As their eyes refocused, they could only stare in awe at the wonder before them.
Suddenly, from some unknown source, a set of lines began to play.
Da da da na na, Phenomenon, Da da na na, Phenomenon! De de ne ne ne de na ne da ne Phenomenon!

What the hell? Shadow muttered, Sonic and Knuckles following with similar expressions.

There was one creature at the very front, which was not dancing, instead, it jumped easily over to their ship, and attached itself to their hull. It stood up and shoved its left hand and arm down its own throat, presumably into whatever was in its abdominal region. It fished around for several seconds before retrieving a spherical object from its depths. Wobbey wobbey wobbey! it exclaimed in a childish tone, its rows of teeth flashing in a grin, its beady eyes shining with happiness. It took the sphere in its right paw, and began to spin, faster and faster, until it was a mere blur. It stopped abruptly, throwing the object out in front of the team s ship. Taka laka! it exclaimed as it moon walked a figure eight before back flipping over to its comrades. As it landed, a huge American flag suddenly appeared behind it, as it began to imitate what appeared to be a speech from the movie Patton . Ragvaga! Maka laka alakapookoo! it boldly shouted in a deep voice.
From down the lines each creature sounded off, Derka dur!

Sonic looked at Knuckles, Knuckles looked at Vector, Vector flipped Knuckles the bird, while Tails just shook his head.

There was another blinding flash, as the mass of creatures rejoined into the object from before. Then, the mass began to pull away, but as it did, something horrible invaded the crew s minds.
Ah ah I m just a love machine! Won t operate for anybody but you! Ah ah I m just a love machine, a loving, hugging, kissing fiend.

What the hell is that? shouted sonic as he clutched his head in pain.
Good god I think its disco! shouted Shadow as he bashed his head against a wall.
Vector ran around in circles yelling, It burns! Oh god it burns! Aahh!

Amy and Rouge had somehow acquired a dance pad and a disco ball, as they were getting groovy like it was 1965 again.

Meanwhile, Charmy was still unconscious, possibly comatose in the same chair.

As the mass sped away, the sphere began to rotate faster and faster, until it imploded in on itself. The music stopped, and shockwaves shook the ship violently.
What s going on?! shouted Knuckles, bracing himself against a chair for support.
Tails looked at the controls, then to their navigation console. We re moving strait ahead, and gaining speed! he shouted.
Moving is good, Vector said in a cheery tone.
Not if we re not the ones moving ourselves, we have no control, something is pulling us. Tails elaborated.

Before they could say another word, a massive tremor rocked the ship, knocking the crew to the floor. In front of the ship a bluish tunnel of energy had drawn the ship into it, and began to propel it through time and space, to a galaxy far, far away .