Missed Out
Summary - Interesting situations lead to missed opportunities.
Disclaimer - I don't own Live with Regis and Kelly nor any of their contests or prizes.
Warning - hinted sex, boylove, mild swearing
Pairing - Cleon
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"Mm, babe, c'mon I need to get to work."
"I'm not doing a thing, Leon. You're the one holding me down." Cloud smirked, feeling his lover's hands on his hips while the blonde lapped at the sensitive skin of the elder's neck. Leon moaned once more, his fingers digging into Cloud's skin, pulling him closer.
"I know. And that's why I said for you to c'mon. Make me come so I can go get in the shower." Still smirking, Cloud bit down hard on the patch of skin he had been massaging with his tongue.
The loud blaring of the phone caused another groan. "Go away," Leon moaned, forcing Cloud still closer to himself, trying to protect himself from the noise. "I don't wanna answer."
"Then don't."
"Hey, you've reached Leon and Cloud. Obviously we're not here right now. Leave your name and number after the beep and we might get back to you."
"See, you didn't have to."
Cloud moved up to take Leon's lips. "Hey, Leon, this is Regis calling, from Live with Regis and Kelly. Like you said, you obviously aren't home. And we wanted the last show of the year to end off in a prizewinner, too. What a shame."
Leon's eyes grew wide with shock and he tried to get Cloud off of him, but the blonde refused to move, enjoying watching his lover struggle. "Move, move, move!"
"Well, don't worry, you and a lucky member of our studio audience are getting a five-hundred-dollar gift certificate to Simple Body. And the lucky member of the audience today is: number sixty-nine."
Groaning at the now-feminine voice that came from the answering machine, Leon fell back against his pillow, finally giving up in his attempts to get the blonde away from him. The phone clicked after some cheering.
"That sounds like a pretty good idea, don't you think, babe?"
There was no humor in his voice when he answered his love. "What does?"
"A nice little sixty-nine right now. Then after work today, we could cash in on that certificate."
"We could have gone to Hawaii for a week, you dipshit!"
"I'd rather fuck you right here at home."
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The End
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Almost based on true happenings. I was watching Live and the person they called was named Leon and he didn't answer. Then this lovely thing popped into my mind. Hope you liked it.
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