The Furuba Jedi Mole Attack by TheDarkSquiggle
Chapter 1: Down The Rabbit Hole And Holy Cheese Sticks
~~~~~~~AUTHOR NOTE TIME! I would like to interrupt this broadcast to inform you little green men from mars are trying to abduct your recycling bins...please save the trees... Nat helped me with ideas here ...... I would also like to ask if you have any money because... I'm broke! Cheese sticks are good too *yum yum* or fried chicken..... Also if you hate me or this story please do not throw peanuts... I'm allergic to them... and this is my first story... so please be nice....
~~~~~~~DISCLAIMER I don't own Fruits Basket or Star Wars or Jedi Powers, but I wish I did... I'd be on the dark side MUHAHAHA....
Furuba cast: SCARY...
TDS: *sob sob**grin* ... HUGS FOR EVERYONE!!!!
Furuba Cast: *runs*
Momiji: I want a hug!!!!!! *poof*
TDS: YAY! BUNNIES!
~~~~~~~~BACKSTORY Once upon a time in Tokyo there was a very sad cursed family, they were also very crazy and turned into animals when people hugged them. Then, Tohru moved in and nothing changed.
~~~~~~~STORY
It was a normal day in Sohma land when Momiji suddenly noticed Akito randomly walking around outside with a shovel. It was not an ordinary shovel; it was a BIG, BLACK, SHARP ONE! Strangely enough it had red stuff on the end *it was actually Easter egg paint* and was all banged up on the edges.... Shigure and Momiji were taking a walk when they suddenly noticed this strange event (they were eating fried chicken).
Momiji: *jumping up and down* Why is Akito carrying a shovel with blood on it?
Shigure: He's burying his victims
Momiji: oh... *cowers under rock* WAIT IS IT TOHRU?!!! IN THE NAME OF THE EASTER BUNNY WE MUST SAVE HER!!! *starts running in circles yelling in a happy girly voice with a rock on his head*
Shigure: You make it sound like it's a good thing... she's a goner by now anyways....
Momiji: NOOO!!!!! *Runs around in circles faster and then runs into tree* X_X
Shigure: Just kidding he's probably gardening or...um... yes... gardening....
Akito: *pops up from bushes with military helmet* MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! You shall all feel my wrath!!!!!!!
Shigure and Momiji got scared and ran away, invisible voices had scared them away... In the distance a white and black haired boy was walking in circles, but was somehow managing to actually go somewhere at the same time. WHO COULD IT BE?????!!! IT"S HATSUHARU!!!!!! Haru was lost again, as usual, and had been looking for Dairy Queen, but sadly he would never get his favorite ice cream, Moo-moo Supreme, nor would he be able to fight for cow rights!!!! . That's right! Haru was trying to save the cows from evil farmers who think its fun to make cows squirt milk all day! REBELLION!!!
Haru: *walk* *walk* *walk* *crack* *SPLOSH* Owwwwwwwwww........
And that was the end of Haru....
Akito: One little piggy went to market... one little piggy.... *covers large hole with branches*
Hatori: What are you doing?
Akito: Nothing.... *tries to smile innocently... looks like a serial killer*
Hatori: What's in that hole?
Akito: Nothing....
Haru: I'M LOST!!!!!!
Hatori: o_O
Akito: THEY'RE ON TO ME!!!!!!! *shoves hatori in hole*
Haru: Ouch! I keep getting hurt dammit! STUPID AUTHOR DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST ME?????!!!!! TDS:...
Haru: *getting pissed*
Hatori: *hiding in corner*
Akito: *covers hole*
Hatori: It seems that we are buried alive....
Haru: ...
Shigure and Momiji were back again and this time Ayame was with them too. They were yelling random crazy things like BABUSHKA!!! and JACKALOPES ARE REAL AND FIGHT THE DUSTBUNNY CLAN!! So the three crazy-hyper-caffeine- people were bouncing their way across the grass when suddenly... *WOOOOOOOOSH**BONK*
Haru: Dammit that's three times!!! *WOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHH**BOUNCE**SPLAT*
Haru: @_@
Ayame: Where has my Shigure gone???
Hatori: Quick pull us out!!!
Shigure: AYA LOOK I FELL IN A BIG DARK HOLE!!!!!!
Ayame: SHIGURE ME AMOR!!!!! HERE I COME!!!!! * jumps in**splat* I think I hit someone...
Hatori: That hurts you know....
Haru: HAHAHAHA!!!! I'M SAFE FORM SHER-KHAN!!!!!!!
Everyone else: o_O
Hatori: I think he got hit on the head one too many times....
Haru: MAUHAHAHAHA FEEL MY WRATH OBEI WAN KAN-- *WOOSSHHHHHHHHHH... BANG.... CLATTER... SQUISH...* @_@ happy place.. happy place..
Kyou: Dammit you stupid rat this is all your fault!!!!!!!!!
Yuki: At least I'm not the one who was chasing squirrel-children
Kyou: THEY WERE DUSTBUNNIES!!!!!!
Tohru: WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *poof x6* Kyou? Yuki? Are you down here? Awww cute little animals.... that's funny they look just like the zodiac animals.... Hehe I'll make sure to tell the Sohma's I saw their twins...mom always said there's two of everything... wait no....that was Noah's Ark... never mind.........Whoa! A seahorse is down here! It must have fallen from the sky!!!!!! HAHAHAH the got milk cow!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH SNAKEEEEEEEE!!!! *whacks Aya with shoe*
Aya: OUCH! OUCH! MY BEAUTIFUL SELF IS GETTING ABUSED!!!!!! X_X
Tohru: I knew those animals looked familiar.... OH NO!!!! It seems as if I have learned something new today blah blah blah blah (30 min later) blah blah blah *poof* *everyone changed back* WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (It's crowded down here!!) NAKED PEOPLE!!!!!!! *faints*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~10 minutes later (insert elevator music here)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *tap tap tap*
Everyone: o_O
*Wall explodes buries dead Hatori and Ayame*
Ayame: WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT DEAD YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hatori: Oww... My head hurts...
*march march march*
Kyou: IT MUST BE MOLE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
Ayame: *screams like girl and jumps on Tohru**poof*
Hatori: *sigh**pulls out cigarette* There is no such thing as mole people....
Kyou: Yes there are!!!!!!!! THE HOLY CHEESE STICK TOLD ME SO!!!!!!!
Hatori: *pulls out more cigarettes*
*Dark hand grabs cigarettes* Hatori: o_O
Kyou: *mumble* they're coming for us.... *strikes kung-foo pose* *leaps at dark hand and runs over Hatori* *Hatori, Dark Hand and Kyou catch on fire and start twitching and running in circles**Evil army approaches*
General: Good day to you my friends is there any way we can help you?
*Hatori, Kyou, and Dark Hand are still running in circles in background*
Kyou: Die you overgrown rat!!!!!!
General: *Pulls out pepper spray*
Kyou: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *sneezes*
Hatori: No more smoking for me!
Haru: I'm still lost...
Everyone: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *gets kidnapped by Mole people and dragged away into an even DEEPER, DARRKER, SCARIER HOLE!!!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What will happen next?
Will they ever escape the mole people?
Will they ever se the sun again?
Will Hatori use a Nicorette patch?
All these questions and more evil randomness ensues in the next chapter DUN DUN DUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Please don't kill me.... I don't own the Got Milk cows, Dairy Queen, Nicorette (DON'T SMOKE IT'S BAD FOR YOU!!!!), cheese sticks (but I eat them and they're the crispy kind not the just cheese ones), fried chicken (yum), mole people (Kyou's right they are real!!!!), green men from mars, jackelopes or pepper spray...
C'MON FOLKS LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!
Hatori: *mumble mumble* freak...
TDS: NO I'M NOT!!!!!!! *wacks him with seahorse stuffed animal* MUAHAHAHAHAHA FRIED CHICKEN AND PINTO BEANS!!!
Ayame: Nope not weird at all....
Chapter 1: Down The Rabbit Hole And Holy Cheese Sticks
~~~~~~~AUTHOR NOTE TIME! I would like to interrupt this broadcast to inform you little green men from mars are trying to abduct your recycling bins...please save the trees... Nat helped me with ideas here ...... I would also like to ask if you have any money because... I'm broke! Cheese sticks are good too *yum yum* or fried chicken..... Also if you hate me or this story please do not throw peanuts... I'm allergic to them... and this is my first story... so please be nice....
~~~~~~~DISCLAIMER I don't own Fruits Basket or Star Wars or Jedi Powers, but I wish I did... I'd be on the dark side MUHAHAHA....
Furuba cast: SCARY...
TDS: *sob sob**grin* ... HUGS FOR EVERYONE!!!!
Furuba Cast: *runs*
Momiji: I want a hug!!!!!! *poof*
TDS: YAY! BUNNIES!
~~~~~~~~BACKSTORY Once upon a time in Tokyo there was a very sad cursed family, they were also very crazy and turned into animals when people hugged them. Then, Tohru moved in and nothing changed.
~~~~~~~STORY
It was a normal day in Sohma land when Momiji suddenly noticed Akito randomly walking around outside with a shovel. It was not an ordinary shovel; it was a BIG, BLACK, SHARP ONE! Strangely enough it had red stuff on the end *it was actually Easter egg paint* and was all banged up on the edges.... Shigure and Momiji were taking a walk when they suddenly noticed this strange event (they were eating fried chicken).
Momiji: *jumping up and down* Why is Akito carrying a shovel with blood on it?
Shigure: He's burying his victims
Momiji: oh... *cowers under rock* WAIT IS IT TOHRU?!!! IN THE NAME OF THE EASTER BUNNY WE MUST SAVE HER!!! *starts running in circles yelling in a happy girly voice with a rock on his head*
Shigure: You make it sound like it's a good thing... she's a goner by now anyways....
Momiji: NOOO!!!!! *Runs around in circles faster and then runs into tree* X_X
Shigure: Just kidding he's probably gardening or...um... yes... gardening....
Akito: *pops up from bushes with military helmet* MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! You shall all feel my wrath!!!!!!!
Shigure and Momiji got scared and ran away, invisible voices had scared them away... In the distance a white and black haired boy was walking in circles, but was somehow managing to actually go somewhere at the same time. WHO COULD IT BE?????!!! IT"S HATSUHARU!!!!!! Haru was lost again, as usual, and had been looking for Dairy Queen, but sadly he would never get his favorite ice cream, Moo-moo Supreme, nor would he be able to fight for cow rights!!!! . That's right! Haru was trying to save the cows from evil farmers who think its fun to make cows squirt milk all day! REBELLION!!!
Haru: *walk* *walk* *walk* *crack* *SPLOSH* Owwwwwwwwww........
And that was the end of Haru....
Akito: One little piggy went to market... one little piggy.... *covers large hole with branches*
Hatori: What are you doing?
Akito: Nothing.... *tries to smile innocently... looks like a serial killer*
Hatori: What's in that hole?
Akito: Nothing....
Haru: I'M LOST!!!!!!
Hatori: o_O
Akito: THEY'RE ON TO ME!!!!!!! *shoves hatori in hole*
Haru: Ouch! I keep getting hurt dammit! STUPID AUTHOR DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST ME?????!!!!! TDS:...
Haru: *getting pissed*
Hatori: *hiding in corner*
Akito: *covers hole*
Hatori: It seems that we are buried alive....
Haru: ...
Shigure and Momiji were back again and this time Ayame was with them too. They were yelling random crazy things like BABUSHKA!!! and JACKALOPES ARE REAL AND FIGHT THE DUSTBUNNY CLAN!! So the three crazy-hyper-caffeine- people were bouncing their way across the grass when suddenly... *WOOOOOOOOSH**BONK*
Haru: Dammit that's three times!!! *WOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHH**BOUNCE**SPLAT*
Haru: @_@
Ayame: Where has my Shigure gone???
Hatori: Quick pull us out!!!
Shigure: AYA LOOK I FELL IN A BIG DARK HOLE!!!!!!
Ayame: SHIGURE ME AMOR!!!!! HERE I COME!!!!! * jumps in**splat* I think I hit someone...
Hatori: That hurts you know....
Haru: HAHAHAHA!!!! I'M SAFE FORM SHER-KHAN!!!!!!!
Everyone else: o_O
Hatori: I think he got hit on the head one too many times....
Haru: MAUHAHAHAHA FEEL MY WRATH OBEI WAN KAN-- *WOOSSHHHHHHHHHH... BANG.... CLATTER... SQUISH...* @_@ happy place.. happy place..
Kyou: Dammit you stupid rat this is all your fault!!!!!!!!!
Yuki: At least I'm not the one who was chasing squirrel-children
Kyou: THEY WERE DUSTBUNNIES!!!!!!
Tohru: WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *poof x6* Kyou? Yuki? Are you down here? Awww cute little animals.... that's funny they look just like the zodiac animals.... Hehe I'll make sure to tell the Sohma's I saw their twins...mom always said there's two of everything... wait no....that was Noah's Ark... never mind.........Whoa! A seahorse is down here! It must have fallen from the sky!!!!!! HAHAHAH the got milk cow!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH SNAKEEEEEEEE!!!! *whacks Aya with shoe*
Aya: OUCH! OUCH! MY BEAUTIFUL SELF IS GETTING ABUSED!!!!!! X_X
Tohru: I knew those animals looked familiar.... OH NO!!!! It seems as if I have learned something new today blah blah blah blah (30 min later) blah blah blah *poof* *everyone changed back* WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (It's crowded down here!!) NAKED PEOPLE!!!!!!! *faints*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~10 minutes later (insert elevator music here)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *tap tap tap*
Everyone: o_O
*Wall explodes buries dead Hatori and Ayame*
Ayame: WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT DEAD YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hatori: Oww... My head hurts...
*march march march*
Kyou: IT MUST BE MOLE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!
Ayame: *screams like girl and jumps on Tohru**poof*
Hatori: *sigh**pulls out cigarette* There is no such thing as mole people....
Kyou: Yes there are!!!!!!!! THE HOLY CHEESE STICK TOLD ME SO!!!!!!!
Hatori: *pulls out more cigarettes*
*Dark hand grabs cigarettes* Hatori: o_O
Kyou: *mumble* they're coming for us.... *strikes kung-foo pose* *leaps at dark hand and runs over Hatori* *Hatori, Dark Hand and Kyou catch on fire and start twitching and running in circles**Evil army approaches*
General: Good day to you my friends is there any way we can help you?
*Hatori, Kyou, and Dark Hand are still running in circles in background*
Kyou: Die you overgrown rat!!!!!!
General: *Pulls out pepper spray*
Kyou: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *sneezes*
Hatori: No more smoking for me!
Haru: I'm still lost...
Everyone: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *gets kidnapped by Mole people and dragged away into an even DEEPER, DARRKER, SCARIER HOLE!!!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What will happen next?
Will they ever escape the mole people?
Will they ever se the sun again?
Will Hatori use a Nicorette patch?
All these questions and more evil randomness ensues in the next chapter DUN DUN DUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Please don't kill me.... I don't own the Got Milk cows, Dairy Queen, Nicorette (DON'T SMOKE IT'S BAD FOR YOU!!!!), cheese sticks (but I eat them and they're the crispy kind not the just cheese ones), fried chicken (yum), mole people (Kyou's right they are real!!!!), green men from mars, jackelopes or pepper spray...
C'MON FOLKS LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!
Hatori: *mumble mumble* freak...
TDS: NO I'M NOT!!!!!!! *wacks him with seahorse stuffed animal* MUAHAHAHAHAHA FRIED CHICKEN AND PINTO BEANS!!!
Ayame: Nope not weird at all....