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The following trailer is rated B for beat everyone to it.
From Marvel, the company which brought you X-men, Ant Man, and Iron Man, comes a new movie that will have you consistently pinching yourself to make sure you aren't dreaming:
Doctor Strange
Welcome to Kamar-Taj! A magical school for grown-up wizards and witches, which is like Hogwarts in a way. It has its own evil teacher, The Ancient One, that wants to kill Strange in every way, shape and form. Such methods include, knocking Strange's ghost out of his body, showing him the dark dimension when he has no protection at all, kicking him out of the school so that he would become homeless for hours, teleporting him to Mount Everest so he could freeze to death, and finally, force him to defeat Dormammu, the lord of darkness, with only two helpers. It's like, seriously!? There's like 100 students there, and Dormammu is threatening to destroy the entire world!
Meet Doctor Strange: A man who is literally immortal to everything. Watch as he survives 2 devastating, life-threatening injures (one from the car crash and the other from the Hong Kong fight), constant deaths from his meetings with Dormammu, the wrath that The Ancient gave him, and the constant struggle of having to survive the whole time at the school reading boring books instead of wasting his time using Twitter and watching YouTube! THE HORROR!
The main villain is none other than the evil Dormammu, a being worse than the devil who literally does nothing for most of the movie. He rules the Dark Dimension, a place that literally looks like someone enlarged a black, bad hairdo. His slave is Kaecilius, a human who looks like someone played a prank by adding skin remover to someone's googles. Using the power of optical illusions, Inception, and his record of being the first man to be ever defeated by an article of clothing, he summons Dormammu by killing hundreds of people and destroying public property. He is rewarded by getting sucked back into a hellish dimension with his fellow "Zealots."
Watch as the mentors at the school do strange actions, like not getting pop-culture references (even though they have access to wifi), stealing Inception ideas, create a massive dome of fake glass, show Strange a dimension where his hands suffer more psychological damage, not guard an eyeball that can be used for ultimate power, not guard a book that can lead to ultimate power, not guard sanctums, which destroyed, can lead to major, alien invasions and finally, create crystals, which are not used for necessarily anything except for mirrors.
STARRING
Dr. Strange (before car accident): what happens to your hands during Summer/Spring
Dr. Strange (after car accident): what happens to your hands during Autumn/Winter
The Ancient One: Torturous grandmother
Dormammu: Cloud based villain #4, really Marvel?
Zealots: Pretty sure that's an animal name…
Cristine Palmer: Hellllloooooooo nurse
Wong: Your friendly, neighborhood chinese stereotype.
Karl Mordo: Black Dr. Strange and finally...
Jonathan Pangborn: Blessed by Michael Jordan
IN:
Reality's a lie, the movie.
Hey guys! You know how the mentors teach how to heal fatal wounds, right? Why haven't they did demonstrations at every hospital? I mean, that would saved millions of lives! They're committing third degree murder! Is anyone gonna arrest them? No? We should just continue the movie? Oh, alright.
Hope you all enjoyed this late Thanksgiving present! Look out, because I might make a honest trailer about "How the Grinch Stole Christmas!" Bye!
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