Me: *yawning* good morning everyone! Hey! Today is Pessakh night!
Sivan: Like daa! Why, did you forget it?
Me: Ummm... Yes?..
Sivan: You are the most strange I saw! How could you forget this?! This night is very important; I don't understand how could you forget! Again! Today before 3,000 years, our fathers go out from Egypt!!!
Me: I hear this story too much time in the 14 years of my life so please...
Betty: Hey, guys!
Me: What?
Betty: The part 2 of the fic started!
Me: Hear O Israel, I so sorry, readers! Lets start with the fic!
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"Hey! I found something!" shouted Rubeus, and everyone running to him.
"What?" asked Pitter.
"It's my Teddy Bear, but..." said Voldemort. "He died! WHO KILLED MY TEDDY BEAR?! WHO IS THE CRUEL KILLER?!"
He gasped a while, and looked us with his ugly red eyes. He looked at our eyes and gasped again.
"It's you," he said.
"Who?" I asked, but I know the answer.
"You," said Voldemort again, slowly. "You kidnap my Teddy Bear and killed him. I can see this from you're little head."
"WHAT?!" I shouted. "I swear, it's doesn't me! I was all the time in my home sweet home and writing a humorous sketch! More than enough, why it's always me?!"
"Because you are stupid, idiot, mad, jackass and stinky!" said Voldemort. "That why I know it's you!"
"No!" said Sivan. "It was I..."
Everyone looked her, surprised.
"Stop to lie for me, Siv, It was me," said Rubeus.
"No, it was me!" said Betty.
"STOP!!!" I shouted. "Why did you say all this lies?! No one killed your Teddy Bear, Voldick! Look, it's only a wool doll! She's can't died!"
I picked up Teddy, and standing opposite Voldemort.
"Hello!" I said at babyish voice. "I'm only a doll! I can't speaking or walking!"
"So what do you do right now?" asked Voldemort.
"Comhere, its more crazy than Kobi! Listen, Nekhama, this is a Bear doll, OK? Kobi speaking, OK? NOT THE DOLL! So become adult and quickly!"
"I HATE YOU, KOBI!!!" shouted Voldemort. "HOW COULD YOU YELL ME TEDDY IS A REAL LITTLE BEAR?!"
"I don't say this!" I said. "I said it's a Teddy DOLL!"
"Liar!" said Voldemort.
"You are liar, Duckling!" said Betty.
"Don't speak like this to the Darkness Lord!" said Pitter.
"I'm – not – Duckling!" said Voldemort.
"Stop to deny yourself! You're the KING of the Ducklings!" laughed Rubeus.
"No I'm not, stupid!" said Voldemort.
"Yes you're yes, Duckling's King!" said Betty with a big grinned.
"I'll curse you, idiot, if you don't keeping your stinking mouth!" said Voldemort
"Uhh, SHUT UP!" screamed Sivan. All eyes observe her.
"Look at you! Behave like babies!" she said. "Do you want I change your diaper?! I can't believe it – it's holiday!"
"Yes!" said Betty. "Why you are wrestling now?! You must to celebrate! If god wasn't helping us, we're might to be slaves to Pharaoh! Or worse, don't be born!"
"Dayenu," I singing. Everyone look at me. "What?"
"You can't shut up your mouth, uh?" said Pitter. "You see, everyone here think you are crazy..."
"I know that I'm crazy!" I said.
"Well, we can get out of here?" said Rubeus.
"No," said Voldemort, "Now you are my captives... Muaaa haha!"
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Me: Hello! Now it's the end of the second part! I must to say something: the story at Hebrew it's much better...
Voldemort: Ho, man! You know I will kill someone at the next part, why you are stop this?!
Me: Waiting to the next part...
Im attem rotzim et hagirsa HaHivrit (veHaharbe yotter shava lesipur) tikhtevu li la E-Mail: kobi_ibok@walla.co.il
Bye!!!
Sivan: Like daa! Why, did you forget it?
Me: Ummm... Yes?..
Sivan: You are the most strange I saw! How could you forget this?! This night is very important; I don't understand how could you forget! Again! Today before 3,000 years, our fathers go out from Egypt!!!
Me: I hear this story too much time in the 14 years of my life so please...
Betty: Hey, guys!
Me: What?
Betty: The part 2 of the fic started!
Me: Hear O Israel, I so sorry, readers! Lets start with the fic!
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"Hey! I found something!" shouted Rubeus, and everyone running to him.
"What?" asked Pitter.
"It's my Teddy Bear, but..." said Voldemort. "He died! WHO KILLED MY TEDDY BEAR?! WHO IS THE CRUEL KILLER?!"
He gasped a while, and looked us with his ugly red eyes. He looked at our eyes and gasped again.
"It's you," he said.
"Who?" I asked, but I know the answer.
"You," said Voldemort again, slowly. "You kidnap my Teddy Bear and killed him. I can see this from you're little head."
"WHAT?!" I shouted. "I swear, it's doesn't me! I was all the time in my home sweet home and writing a humorous sketch! More than enough, why it's always me?!"
"Because you are stupid, idiot, mad, jackass and stinky!" said Voldemort. "That why I know it's you!"
"No!" said Sivan. "It was I..."
Everyone looked her, surprised.
"Stop to lie for me, Siv, It was me," said Rubeus.
"No, it was me!" said Betty.
"STOP!!!" I shouted. "Why did you say all this lies?! No one killed your Teddy Bear, Voldick! Look, it's only a wool doll! She's can't died!"
I picked up Teddy, and standing opposite Voldemort.
"Hello!" I said at babyish voice. "I'm only a doll! I can't speaking or walking!"
"So what do you do right now?" asked Voldemort.
"Comhere, its more crazy than Kobi! Listen, Nekhama, this is a Bear doll, OK? Kobi speaking, OK? NOT THE DOLL! So become adult and quickly!"
"I HATE YOU, KOBI!!!" shouted Voldemort. "HOW COULD YOU YELL ME TEDDY IS A REAL LITTLE BEAR?!"
"I don't say this!" I said. "I said it's a Teddy DOLL!"
"Liar!" said Voldemort.
"You are liar, Duckling!" said Betty.
"Don't speak like this to the Darkness Lord!" said Pitter.
"I'm – not – Duckling!" said Voldemort.
"Stop to deny yourself! You're the KING of the Ducklings!" laughed Rubeus.
"No I'm not, stupid!" said Voldemort.
"Yes you're yes, Duckling's King!" said Betty with a big grinned.
"I'll curse you, idiot, if you don't keeping your stinking mouth!" said Voldemort
"Uhh, SHUT UP!" screamed Sivan. All eyes observe her.
"Look at you! Behave like babies!" she said. "Do you want I change your diaper?! I can't believe it – it's holiday!"
"Yes!" said Betty. "Why you are wrestling now?! You must to celebrate! If god wasn't helping us, we're might to be slaves to Pharaoh! Or worse, don't be born!"
"Dayenu," I singing. Everyone look at me. "What?"
"You can't shut up your mouth, uh?" said Pitter. "You see, everyone here think you are crazy..."
"I know that I'm crazy!" I said.
"Well, we can get out of here?" said Rubeus.
"No," said Voldemort, "Now you are my captives... Muaaa haha!"
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Me: Hello! Now it's the end of the second part! I must to say something: the story at Hebrew it's much better...
Voldemort: Ho, man! You know I will kill someone at the next part, why you are stop this?!
Me: Waiting to the next part...
Im attem rotzim et hagirsa HaHivrit (veHaharbe yotter shava lesipur) tikhtevu li la E-Mail: kobi_ibok@walla.co.il
Bye!!!