The sky was a dark red, while Phil raised his shotgun, outside the city walls of Endenberg
The sky was a dark red, while Phil raised his shotgun, outside the city walls of Endenberg. "Ready?" Phil inquired of Jonathan,
"When you are." Jonathan said.
"So, I'm afraid this is the last time we will be seeing each other after this," Phil bragged.
"You don't have to do this, Phil."
"Yes I do, ready…and…pull!"
The clay pigeon flew in the air, and Phil pulled the trigger almost instantly, and he hit it directly. While Phil was looking at his destroyed pigeon, Jonathan noticed a big crate with an arm hanging over the side. "Phil, what's in there? Are those…people? Wait a second…you shot Frank! How could you?!" Jonathan screamed.
"Jonathan, I can explain. Those are people who weren't paying attention and walked right in front of me when I shot."
"Oh. Okay then."
But, just a few miles away, a council was held between two elves, three dwarves, one man, eighteen wizards, and a walking, talking, pineapple, were discussing the fate of the Bling Of Mordor.
"we must use it to our advantage, the bling of Mordor must be used to destroy everything evil in the world, or Sauron will use it to destroy the world!" Juliper the wizard exclaimed.
"We must destroy it ourselves in the fires of the factory where it was made!" Pineapple exclaimed.
"But where in this frickin world WAS it made?" Mr. Perfection the immortal mortal exclaimed.
"The bling is supposed to have inscriptions appear when heated, so bring out…The Burninator!" Juan the dwarf exclaimed.
Trogdor appeared and breathed fire upon the bling, and the inscription read, 'MADE IN CHINA'
Eduardo leaped to his feet and screamed, "It has lead! It is positive for lead! Run!"
Chapter 2: Will Phil be charged as a murderer when the police finds out? Will Jonathan leak the story? Will The Council be lead poisoned? stay tuned or I'll pop a bottle cap in your butt!