So a friend of mine who shall not be named got me hooked on the 'Heros of Olympus series. So I decided to get her to write this with me. Enjoy.
Chapter 1: Half-Blooded
JIM
There was a fire in the Ares cabin and it wasn't Jim's fault for once. Someone from the hephaestus cabin overloaded one of the land mines as an experiment. The conclusion? Adding napalm to explosives is a pretty horrible idea. "When I find that scrawny moron I'm gonna wring their neck!" Jim yelled rushing for the fire extinguisher. Pulling the trigger the flames grew larger "WHO PUT GASOLINE IN THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!? WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!"
Ellis Wakefield put his hand up "my bad! I thought it would be fun!" He yelled as more flames licked his shirt.
"Oh yeah! We're gonna die hilariously!" Mark yelled at their moronic brother.
"Oh Gods! We are so lucky Clairsse isn't here! She'd kill us! Then drag us back from Hades and kill us again!" Sherman Yang yelled trying to break a hole in the wall.
"WHY IS IT THAT EVERYONE I'M RELATED TOO ARE MORONS!?" Jim yelled as the scent of flowers filled the room "WHAT IN THE NAME OF ZUES IS THAT!?"
Ozzie Olyron burst through the door with Clairsse at her side. Clairsse had a look of 'are you kidding me? Again' on her face "you idiots have really done it this time!" She yelled as Ozzie sprayed floral scented water everywhere.
Once the flames died down Ellis looked down at his feet, Mark was sitting in the corner and Jim sighed "we're never living this down are we?" Jim asked.
Clairsse was about to speak but Ozzie cut her off with a quick high pitched "Nope!"
Clairsse then spoke "you are so lucky that this fire only happened in the cabin. If any damage came to the camp... I'd use you four for target practice after Annabeth chased you through the forest" she said in a tone of voice that sounded like anger mixed with sadness "dam! That would be fun!"
Jim looked like he just had a blade graze his neck. Shocked but glad to be alive "so I take it you're just gonna punch us in th-" Jim was interrupted by a fist to the face.
"Face? Yes. Line up ladies! It's beating time!" Clairsse yelled moving further into the cabin.
Ozzie helped Jim up "you okay?" She asked.
"Me? Oh I'm fine. This 'blood' that's just jam! All a big show! No I'm bleeding heavily from my face, I'm pretty sure my nose is broken and I'm covered in burns. Could you please help me to the infirmary?" Jim asked stumbling to his feet.
"Yeah yeah. Keep your shirt on. Or what's left of it" She stated gesturing to the tattered mess of orange fabric that was once a shirt.
Ozzie helped Jim across the clearing, it wasn't the first time the Ares cabin had been set on fire, and she highly doubted that it would be the last.
"You guys have really got to stop doing that, i dont think even PERCY got into this much trouble" she said, slightly annoyed.
Jim rolled his eyes "Percy uses water when he attacks his cabin"
"you're an idiot" She stated.
"and you're a crazy fourteen year old who talks to animals. Let's not play the insult game" Jim retorted.