Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters except for the mary sue, unfortunately for her. Don't sue me, because, seriously, there are better things to do.
Author's Note: This is not ment to be taken seriously, it's a parody, or maybe a satire (I get them mixed up, they might be the same thing, for all I know), of the abundance of Mary Sues who have been popping up lately. I do not condone writing mary sue fics, as they are terrible and really, really, annoying. All right, that's all I have to say for the moment, so lets start the story!
The Princesses Of Gotham
Chapter 1
It was a sunny day in the city of Gotham, and Star Morningstar was waking up. "What a glorious morning today is, the sun is shining, birds are singing, and I'm going to have such a super time at the park!", she sang, jumping out of her bed. She was tall and thin, with eyes of swirling emerald green and long, silky, hair the color of chestnut. She daintily walked over to her closet and pulled out a flowery dress that totally matched her eyes. She went to the bathroom and took about two hours putting makeup on and brushing her perfect hair. She slipped on her sandals, and headed out her apartment door.
Star walked down the street. Gotham was a wonderful place to live, if you ignored all the murders and robberies that took place. She smiled at everyone she passed. "Hello, world! Hello, lady. Hello sir. Hello street bum!" The people grumbled and walked by her as fast as they could, not looking at her. She ignored their disgruntlement, and kept walking to her destination, the park.
When Star arrived at the park, children were laughing and playing while their parents tried to finish their books without cries of "Mommy! Ricky broke my dolly!" or somthing similar. Star sat down gracefully on a bench. And that was when she saw it; a man wearing purple with green hair walking towards the park. She was in luv, not love, which is an entirely different emotion, but luv. Sure, the man was being followed by a girl wearing some black and red outfit, but would she let that get in her way of tru luv? Hell no, she was Star Morningstar, bitches! She got up off of the bench she was sitting on and walked towards the man.
"Hello, my name is Star Morningstar! I am nineteen and a half years old, and I would love it if you would come back with me to my apartment!" Star was conifident, sure she was new in town, but damn it, everyone should know who the hell she was! The girl in the black and red outfit, which had a matching hat walked towards Star. "Hey, do ya know who you're talkin' to? Thats my mista J, and ya betta not make anymore moves on him? Got it?" she said, looking hatefully at Star. But there was no way Star was going to give up that easily. "Excuse me, sideshow, but I'm in luv, so don't get in my way." That made the man, "mista J", laugh loudly. "Hahaha! Thats rich! What're you gonna tell us next? You're batgirl or somthing?". Before Star could answer, a gun was pulled on her, and she was shot, point blank in the head. Harley Quinn hugged the Joker. "Glad she's outta the way, that girl was crazier than us!" It's never good to think you're perfect.
Author's Note: Well, that's chapter one! There are more girls out there and more villains for them to fall for, and more ways for said villains to take care of said girls. Next chapter: Rose McCandy meets the Scarecrow!