(Disclaimer: No matter how much this sends me into a deep and cheese filled depression, I do not own Twilight. Sobs in corner)
AN: The GladeSistas is an account shared by me and my sister, Emma. On our account you can get more details. I am a first timer, so if I copied anything please tell me in reviews and I will change that. Reviews are the flesh and blood of any story, so please keep the story living. . .it will also make me happy :D (Story by Kiera)
RANDOM TWILIGHT GIGGLE-NESS!!
Chapter one: The Lion, The Vampire, and The Puppet
Bella: EEEEEEEEEEDDDDDWWAAAARRDD!!
Edward: Yes my extremly weak and sometimes whiney love?
Bella: I'm bored
Edward: What do you wish to do to cure such bored-ness?
Bella: I don-
Emmet: Runs into room NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! BEEEELLLLLAAAA!! IDK!! YOU CAN'T SAY "I DONT KNOW" YOU HAVE TO SAY IDK!!
Bella and Edward: Silence as they watch Emmet run from the room
Rosalie: Passes Edward and Bella on the couch
Bella: Rosalie?
Rosalie: Yes pathetic human?
Bella: Edward are you going to do anything about that??
Edward: Watching a squirrel with a shiny peice of metal with intense facination What?
Bella: She called me a pathetic human!
Edward's mind (listening to Bella): I AM SOON TO BE YOUR WIFE!! YOU HAVE TO-BLAAH BLAH BLAH. . . .Ooooh a miror. . . .oohhhh!! I'm sexy!! Wow. . .maybe I'm too sexy. . .
Rosalie: Waits impaitently
Edward: I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT, TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT SOO SEXY IT HURTS!!
Rosalie and Bella: silence
Rosalie: Coughs quietly So. . .uhhh. . .thing, What were you going to ask me?
Bella: oblivious to "thing" comment Oh ya, why did Emmett stop me from saying "I dont know" and making me say idk?
Rosalie: Oh that, he was on the internet and these people kept saying things like idk and omg lol etc. After a while he got VERY into it, and he has been saying stuff like that ever since.
Bella: hmmm
Emmett: OMG! Carlisle called a family meeting, B-DOG included. Idk y, but I'm sure its going to be lol!! skips to front yard where meeting is taking place
Edward: Growls NO ONE CALLS MY BELLA B-DOG EXCEPT MY SOCK PUPPET!! Pulls out a sock with a bronze wig on a blood colored lips
Puppet: High squeaky voice Oooh!! there's my B-dog!! WOOF WOOF!! WOOF WOOF!!
Carlisle: People come on family meeting! Rose, Emmett, B-dog, Edward's sock puppet makes a high pitched growl sorry Bella, Edward. . .Edward's sock puppet.
Edward, B-dog, Emmett, Rose: Follow Carlisle out front
Jasper: Angry WHERE HAVE YOU ALL BEEN!! WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR OVER 20 MINUTES!!
Alice: Puts hand on Jasper's shoulder Like Honey, like calm down and take like a chill pill
Jasper: Sobs I-im s-s-soorrrryyyy!! Bella? I put Jelly in the back of your car yesterday, I was just sooo an-gry!! sobs more sniffles I love you guys soooo much! Leans against house
Esme: Growls DONT GET A SCRATCH ON MY HOUSE!!
Jasper: wails like a two year old
Alice: like what was that for, you like hurt his feelings!!
Jasper: stops crying and looks at Alice lovingly Your always so nice to me, Im so lucky to have such a caring wife!! Hugs Alice tightly
Carlisle: Everyone please calm down!! Now we have a special guest here today, and I want you all to be on you BEST behavior
Jasper: Poker face on while stroking his chin with one eye-brow up
Aslan from the chronicles of Narnia walks out of the forest
Edward's sock puppet: YOOOOO!! A-CAT!! LONG TIME NO SEE!!
Bella: Passes out on ground
Edward: BELLA MY LOVE I WILL RESCUE YOU!! Sweeps Bella into his arms and runs away from the Cullen house make "Woosh" sounds
Aslan: I have come with grave news
Jasper: THOSE -- WE CAN TAKE 'EM DOWN!! I'LL MAKE THEIR LIVES A LIVING --!! I'LL TEAR THEIR LIMBS OFF AND ON THEM!!
Alice: I like agree
Aslan: You dont even know what it is. . .
Esme: Jasper!! I thought I taught you better than to judge a plan without knowing it first!!
Jasper: Bows down before Esme and starts kissing her feet YES ALL MIGHTY MASTER!! COMAND ME TO DO ANYTHING OF YOUR WISHES, AND I WILL OBEY LIKE THE FOREVER 18 (AN: Did I get that right?) YEAR OLD MAN I AM!!
Esme: Pleased Good, now pay attention to Aslan
Jasper: Pays attention
Carlislse: You must excuse Jasper, he can be a bit watches Jasper stare at Aslan with huge eyes . . .strange
Aslan: Right. Well I have come here today to tell you this . . .someone stole my catnip. . .and he OR she is in front of me right now . . .
Edward's sock puppet who, along with Edward is suddenly back: oh, oh, oh, I know who did it!! Pick me, I know!!
Carlise: yes?
Edward's sock puppet: It was Esme!! DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUH!!
All heads turn to Esme
Esme: Speechless
To Be Continued. . . in Chapter 2: The Lion, The Vampire, and The Puppet part 2. . . WAIT!! THAT'S SOOO LAST CHAPTER! . . . . . .Chapter 2. . .The uuh, the uh uhhh. . . The girl, the catnip, and the homeless!!
Please give reviews and keep me sane!! Huddles in empty room with reviews My precious! Strokes reviews lovingly
Thanks for reading,
Kiera ;D