Hyper Hearts

I have just joined the Akatsuki for killing my entire clan. Harsh I know, but they tried to get me to marry a rich older man that beat me if I left the house without telling him or whenever he felt like hitting me. It also didn't help that I'm really hyper and he was super serious. So now here I am an S-ranked criminal walking down these dark, abandoned hallways waiting for someone to eventually find me. Next thing I know there's an orange blur in my face.

"Hi my name is Tobi and I'm a good boy! What's your name?" The blur stated.

"Umm, hello, my name is Sam." I told the thing named Tobi.

"Ok Sam, I'll show you around and introduce you to all the members!" While he says this he's jumping around like a five year old loaded with caffeine and sugar.

~ Two Hours Later~

Tobi just finished showing me around the base and introduced to everyone, well except Hidan who is apparently doing some sort of religious practice.

"Ok now we need to see Leader-sama!" Tobi said excitedly.

"Ok! Let's go be good people!" I said just as enthusiastically.

Tobi and I linked arms and skipped to a large door and knocked.

"Come in," said a deep voice, which was very eerie from behind the door.

I opened the door and walked into a candle lit room where I see a man with many facial piercings.

"Aww, so you must be Sam. I am the leader of this organization. You will be sharing a room with Tobi since he's the only one without a roommate." The Leader told me.

"That's fine with me Leader- sama." I replied.

"Oh, and one more thing," he said as I turned to walk away, "under any circumstances, no children!"

"Y-you don't h-have to w-worry about that." I stuttered as I left.

As soon as I walk out of the door Tobi jumps on me knocking me onto my butt.

"Sam help me! Deidara is trying to blow me up!" He yells in my ear.

"Why? What did you do?"

"I was playing with his clay and when he came in I screamed and threw it and it blew up in his face." He carefully explained.

"Umm, ok go into your room and hide in the closet." I said trying not to burst out laughing.

As soon as I state the plan he takes off running without a second thought. I start roaming around aimlessly and run into the fuming blonde himself.

"Where is Tobi?" He asks.

"Who?" I ask innocently.

"You know who! Now where is he?" He screams as loud as he can.

"I don't know," I state as I continue walking.

"Fine." He says as he walks away mumbling to himself trying to find the person I slowly find myself falling for.

~Two Months Later~

I have lived here with the people for two months now and have found myself falling harder and harder every day for Tobi. I hope he feels the same since I plan to tell him how I feel tonight.

~Later that Night~

"Tobi, can I talk to you in private?" I asked after dinner.

"Sure! What is it Sammy?" He asks.

"Well you see, I-I'm k-kinda in love w-with you. I mean if you don't feel the same, I'll go and ask Leader-sama to find me another room." I confess.

"Umm well you see…" He starts to say.

"That's fine; I'll go talk to Leader- sama now." I say as I turn to walk away.

As I reach the door handle he grabs my arm, turns me around, lifts his mask, and kisses me deeply. As we kiss I feel fireworks. Soon after he breaks away and looks at me after adjusting his mask.

"You don't know how long I've wanted to do that Sam." He says as he places his hand gently on my cheek.

"Same here," I state as I look up at him and smile.

Later on we had lots of fun and let's just say that Leader-sama wasn't to happy with the results.