Hello everybody! I'm finally putting up another story! I can't believe I finally did it with my lazy self. #sweat drops# I just insulted myself… to the emo corner. #in emo corner# Onward to the story.
Pride Ed's POV
Envy picked me up off the couch and took me to the supermarket. We were stealing food from the supermarket to bring to base (since Greed wouldn't let us use his money). For some reason Envy told me to crawl on the floor like him ( to be sneaky). So I did. Gluttony appeared out of nowhere and crawled on the floor with us. Then Gluttony disappeared and a random boy crawled on the floor with us. Then the random boy disappeared and Gluttony reappeared. Before the boy disappeared I heard some chewing and some screams so I guess Gluttony ate him.
Then we saw our principal ( we were going to high school). Envy and Gluttony got up at the sight of her and walked away. Envy stole some random lady's cart filled with food and turned into an aisle. Gluttony licked his lips and followed Envy. I tried to get up but fell back down. Our principal came to me and said " My expectation is that you don't crawl on the floor." I replied with a simple okay and walked to the freezer aisle where Envy and Gluttony were.
While Envy was trying to remember where the secret path to our base was , his friends from high school appeared out of nowhere and started…booty-bouncing. Even Envy was doing it too! I starred at my older brother in disbelief. One of his friends had a radio with some club music playing. Then his friends disappeared .
Envy finally remembered where the path was and stomped his foot two times. A hole appeared in the floor. I pushed all the food into the hole. "Ah oh " Envy said.
"what?" I asked. I turned around to see a lady.
" What are you people doing ?" she asked quite loudly.
"Homunculi" Envy corrected.
"HaHaHa petty human" I said seeing if it would scare her off but it didn't work. She then pointed to Envy.
"Did you steal that little boy who is in the corner's backpack?" she asked looking into the corner. I looked in the corner and saw a little boy crying for his backpack.
"ENVY!" I exclaimed.
" Hey you got to have fun" he replied with his genuine smirk. I face palmed. This was going to be a long day full of running…just like yesterday.
Well I'm out the emo corner now. I hope you enjoyed the story. This story was actually one of my dreams except I was pride ed. It was the same dream all together but with some changes. Any way please review!
