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Hungover

"Come on sleeping beauty, time to get up," Bill said punching his brother Charlie lightly on the arm.

Charlie groaned and turned over in his bed, but instead of rolling onto a nice firm mattress he fell flat on his face on the ground.

"Oww," he moaned from the floor.

Bill laughed as Charlie sat up.

"I slept on the couch?" he asked sleepily.

"Sure did," Bill said smiling.

"Why?"

"Well I couldn't let you go back to The Burrow last night in that state, so you crashed at my house," Bill said sitting down on the coffee table across from the couch as Charlie crawled back up on it.

"How much did I drink last night?"

"Umm, a lot," Bill said.

"And you didn't think at some point to stop me?"

"Not on your birthday man and hey you had fun right?"

"I don't remember."

Bill laughed.

"What time is it?" Charlie asked rubbing his eyes.

Bill looked at his watch.

"Ten past nine."

"In the morning? Why?"

"Because night time is over…are you still drunk?"

"No, I mean why are you waking me up at ten past nine in the morning?"

"Oh right, because you're babysitting for me today."

Charlie groaned.

"When did I agree to that?"

"Last night."

"That's not fair, I was drunk and now I'm hung-over, I can't possibly babysit like this."

"Well you should have thought of that before you gave me this," Bill said and took a sheet of paper out of his back pocket. He unfolded it and handed it to Charlie. He took it and read it aloud.

"'I will babysit Victoire and Dominique tomorrow for my favourite brother Bill because he is so awesome, signed Charlie Weasley'."

"See, there's no way out of it now," Bill smirked.

Charlie groaned and rolled his eyes.

"That's not fair you took advantage of me," he complained.

"Yeah pretty clever isn't it," Bill laughed. "Anyway, you can't judge me, you totally took advantage of Maria."

"What? Who is Maria? I don't remember a Maria."

Bill laughed and walked away.

"Wait, who is she?" Charlie called after him.

"Get dressed," Bill called back, still laughing slightly.