...Hamsters?
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach. Not at all.
"This has gone far enough Kurosaki!"
"OW! What the hell was that for!"
"That...that Philosopher's Song was bad enough! But now THIS!?"
"Ano...I am a little sorry about that..."
"But what, Kurosaki?"
"Weeelll, Inoue and Rukia had asked me to get this song for them..."
"Kurosaki..."
"...I think Rangiku found my iPod."
"..."
"Toshiro? Are you alright? I don't think that color looks all that healthy..."
"Kurosaki?"
"Yes?"
"Run. BANKAI..."
A/N: I have no idea what I was thinking when I was writing this.
And if you haven't guessed the song by the title, it's the infamous Hamster Dance.