Fowl Mouth Agents
Part 1
(In this Fan-fiction, all of the agents and divas are ten years younger than their original age.)
It was just a normal night for the Elite Beat Agents, everyone was getting ready to call it a day and go home. Agents Spin, J, and Chieftain were typing down their reports of the missions that they had recently completed.
"Writing down reports is the worst thing that I have ever done." Spin said.
"Writing down reports is the greatest thing that I have ever done." J said.
"Are you guys done yet?" Chieftain said.
"Yeah, we just got to e-mail this to the commander." Spin said.
After finishing the reports, Spin and J were about to leave the building.
"Well, see you later guys." J said, waving.
"Hold on, pompadour boy!" Chieftain said, grabbing his curly, Swiss roll looking part of his hair.
"Take that piece of trash out with you." Chieftain said, pointing at Agent Derek holding a trash bag.
"Chieftain, you can't talk to Derek like that." J said.
"He meant the trash bag, you moron!" Derek said.
J was walking to the garbage disposal at the back of the EBA building. As he threw the trash into the garbage disposal, he found some graffiti writings on the wall of the building.
"Hmm…graffiti writings, the voice of the people." J said.
He begins to read the graffiti writings on the wall. There were some funny and weird writings that the pompadour agent had found like "Up with bubbles, down with air," Headphones are awesome," and "Elite Beat Divas RULE!"
"Whoever wrote that, is so right about that." J said.
J was about the leave and go home until he found a unfinished sentence on the graffiti covered wall, J began to examine the sentence.
"Hmm…what's this? 'Khan is a…"
J found a word in the sentence that he had never heard of before, he tried to pronounce the word, and he finally said it.
"Khan is a !" J said.
"Oh my God, did you kiss your mother with that mouth?" said Kaoru, a man with white curly hair wearing a blue uniform with a red cape.
"Well sometimes, but not recently." J said.
As Kaoru walks away, Spin was walking towards his fellow mentor that was reading the graffiti writings.
"Hey, what's up?" Spin said.
"I was putting the trash on this disposal, and I've found this word," J said, pointing at the "new word" on the wall. "do you know what it means?"
Spin examines the "word" and began to pronounce it.
"" Spin said.
"Do you know what it is?" J said.
"I think it's one of those sentence enhancers." Spin said.
"Sentence enhancers?"
"Yeah, you use it when you want to talk fancy, you just sprinkle the words on anything you say, and BOOM! You've got yourself a yummy sentence sandwich."
"Cool, let's try it out."
And so, J and Spin decide to use the "sentence enhancers" so they can talk fancy.
To Be Continued…