AN - So I just wanted to write a little collection of stories of what kind of trouble Link and Saria got into in the Kokiri Forest before the events in Ocarina of Time… Hope you enjoy!

Also, I do not own the Legend of Zelda. If I did, I would not be writing a fanfic about it, would I?


Link stood in the shadows of the Kokiri store, snickering along with his childhood friend and co-conspirator, Saria. Mido was going to come along any second, and that pile of chocolate in the grass looked VERY suspicious… Link couldn't keep his hysterical laughter in for much longer, and from the look on Saria's face, she couldn't last much longer either.

Suddenly, Mido came walking along, a few yards away from the pile of 'poop' he was to step in. Immediately falling silent, both Link and his friend watched eagerly.

He was two yards away.

One yard.

A foot.

"EEEEWWWWWW!" Mido screeched at the top of his lungs, looking down at the squishy substance his booted foot had sunk into.

Mido's fairy popped out at her master's shrill shriek, puzzled at what had happened until her gaze was caught by the pile of crap he had just stepped in.

"Ewww…" The fairy couldn't help but groan in disgust. "Let's go wash that…"

Link and Saria's victim just whimpered back, completely grossed out by what had just happened, but obediently followed behind his floating friend who was headed for the nearby pond.

As soon as they were out of earshot, Saria and Link burst into hysterical laughter.

"His face!" Link gasped in between bouts of laughter. "It was PRICELESS!"

"We're awful!" Saria giggled, not at all regretting placing the fake feces in Mido's path.

"Yeah, but you gotta admit," Link breathed with a crazy smile still plastered on his face, "he kind of deserved it."

"Ok, maybe just a little," Saria chuckled. "Who should we prank next?"

Link pondered for a moment, his face showing him to be deep in concentration. Suddenly, a wild grin broke out on his face.

"I know exactly who!"


AN - So, what did ya think? I just kind of got this idea while working on another fanfic I am gonna post soon, so I hope you enjoyed!

Also, please review if there is any prank or silly situation you'd like our two friends to get into, or if you have an idea for an unsuspecting victim! I might not use it, but any ideas are welcome!

Or review and tell me if there is any grammatical errors you find, or if there's a way I can improve upon this, so that I may become a better writer. Please note, though, that I do not want reviews like "This story makes no sense" and that's all that you say. It would be much better if you were to say "I have a hard time understanding this part, this is how you can improve upon it". If you just don't enjoy the story only because you do not enjoy the idea, please do not review and just stop reading

Thanks! :)