A/N: First fanfiction!!! Weee...ok well I am Ed and the other person who is helping to write this corrupted fiction is Kay (we share this account)...she's awesome at writing. This story is so ooc and it is meant to be that way, so no flames please, this is intentionally way out of character just because it adds to the effect!! K? Enough said on to the real stuff like the story :) Enjoy!!!
Disclaimer: Stephanie Meyer (the wonderful author of Twilight and New moon the books that I clearly didn't write, and the owner of these fabulous characters who are also so clearly not mine) I would like to apologize for corrupting your characters in advance! It was so tempting and necessary though they're not that bad in this chapter.
In all the time that I have known Edward Cullen, I have never once seen him so excited in my life. I noted how very exuberant he was as he dashed us up the stair well and into the room of our hotel.
But, right now I really didn't care what his emotions were, I was happy, newly married, a vampire, and It was the night after our wedding. Nothing was going to ruin my mood.
Edward carefully set me down only taking my hand in his, as he opened our hotel room door, only to gather me up once again and plant playful kisses up my neck.
"So.." he began suggestively as he shut the door behind us, "we are married…finally, and the night is ours, what do you want to do." A mischievous hint glinted in his eyes, making it hard to keep a straight face.
"I know exactly what I want to do." I whispered. Looking up from under my lashes, I pulled him by his tie closer to me so that our faces where only a centimeter apart. "I want to open our wedding presents."
The shock on his face was almost comical. His eyes were wide and disbelieving. I broke out into a fit of giggles, "not what you expected huh?" I challenged.
He merely cocked an eye brow, "your wish is my command, if this is what you want to do than this is what we shall do." He placed me on his lap as we sat on the floor in front of the large pile of wedding presents.
"Alright, which one do you want to open first?" I asked.
"I don't care." He was playing with a lock of my hair winding it around his finger again and again. Very distracting.
"Alright than I will pick first." He merely nodded, still playing with my hair. I randomly selected a large flat box wrapped in luminescent golden paper, with an epistle attached under a green bow.
I glanced at the card, the envelope read: with love, Esme and Carlisle. Just as I was about to open the card a soft knock sounded from the door.
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"Who is it?" I asked, still staring down at the white rectangle in my hand.
"It's us." I would recognize that voice anywhere.
"Come on in." Alice, Jasper, Emmett, and to my surprise Rosalie all entered single file into the room. The new company had caused Edward to stop twirling my hair. "Um…hi" I waved weakly.
"I know that we shouldn't be bothering you guys, but I had a vision of you two opening your presents and…it was quite comical… so we wanted to see if we could join you in the fun." When Alice saw my skeptical expression she quickly added, "we'll leave right after I promise."
"Sure, come join us." I smiled. Although I may have been imagining it, it seemed that Alice had an aura of knowing about her that no one else held. She knew something that we didn't, although that was hardly new. I glanced at Edward expectantly. His jaw was clenched tight. Although his eyes were smoldering with excitement. This only kindled my curiosity more.
"Alright lets make this a tad more fun by making a game out of it." Alice announced while staring at each of us. Her eyes lingered on me, a twinkle hidden in their ocher depths. " Alright," she continued, " this is how it will work. we will all, by all I mean all of us except for Edward and Bella, grab the present that we got for them, and if it isn't from us leave it for them to separately open later. Don't worry I know exactly what is in each, so before we play I have to fill all of you," she pointed at Emmett, Jasper, and Rosalie with her pointer finger, "in before we start playing, we will then go down the line starting with Rosalie, than Emmett, Jasper, and than me. Edward and Bella will sit in front of us. Once we give them the present each of us will have to predict, and no I wont use my premonitions I promise, what their reactions will be based off of what the present is, and than whomever the present is addressed to will have to guess what it is. Alright?" she smiled a satisfied smile when they all gave her their approval. I had a feeling that our opinions didn't matter much.
"Ok Edward Bella would you be so kind as to go into the other room while I fill in these guys." I could tell that it was taking all of Alice's strength to keep from succumbing to her shear excitement and keep a somewhat formal stance, but nonetheless we agreed to let them talk in piece without fear of prodding ears.
Edward closed the door silently behind him before falling onto the bed next to me. His brow was furrowed, eyes deep in thought.
"What are you thinking?" I whispered lightly brushing his cheek.
He hesitated for a moment, thinking over his answer, not editing, just thinking. "Well, this isn't exactly what I had expected our after wedding night to be like." Wow. That was a very general statement.
"What exactly do you mean Edward? You are going to have to be a bit more specific. I am having a good time. Ok so spending most of the night with your family was not what I had expected, but it should still be fun." I gave him a wry smile, "plus we can save the real thrill ride for our honey moon."
His mood lightened immediately at my statement. He moved closer to me wrapping his arms around my waist, and kissing the hollow of my ear, while tracing my color bone. Even though he was ice cold, as was I, in the wake of his every touch a heated burning sensation occurred. Every once in a while he would whisper 'I love you' or 'for all eternity' between kisses. Eventually we just settled on lying together, entangled in each others embrace.
A slight creaking came from over by the door way causing Edwards head to snap up, Alice stood leaning against the frame a sly smile played at the corners of her lips, "well sorry to interrupt but we're ready." She gracefully strode out the door, shutting it behind her.
"Alright," I sighed, "I guess we better go and entertain every one. Shall we?" I held out my hand.
Edward took it, and reluctantly hopped off the bed, only to pick me up and cradle me against his cold hard chest.
Rosalie, Emmett, Jasper, and Alice were all lined up, a present at each of their feet. Alice pointed to the floor for us to sit.
"Alright Rosalie you go first" She beamed. Rosalie shed a tentative smile and produced a tall red box in her hand with a gold bow.
Their expressions ranged from shocked to in hysterics. Rosalie had an evil knowing smile on her lips, Emmett was clutching his stomach in a weak attempt to control his bursts of laughter, Jasper looked shocked, and Alice showed pure amusement.
"This one is for Edward." She stated bluntly, "and I think that he will want to kill me afterwards, though it will be an empty threat."
"Oh! Wow, I think, Bella that you are going to have to hold Edward back or he might just break something." Alice smirked again. I have never seen her so excited over something so trivial, even shopping.
"Dude you are going to make Rosalie's rants look like controlled debates." Emmett's remark received him a smack in the arm from Rosalie. It didn't hurt him. Just put him in his place.
"Well…we may have to call Carlisle because I don't think that Emmett, and I will be enough to keep you from killing Rosalie." Jasper said
"Alright," Alice prodded, "what do you think it is Edward?"
I don't think that he was that interested before, but now he was giving the game his undivided attention. "A bomb." He answered in a monotone his face composed into a bleak mask. I could see right through his disguise. He was stressing, that was not a very Edward like thing to do. I was scared for when it was my turn.
His comment received snickers from every one in the room but us.
"You'll wish this were a bomb when you open it." Rosalie answered snidely, while she handed Edward the nicely wrapped present.
He glared at her never breaking eye contact as he unwrapped the gift in swift precise movements. I held my breath. Who knew that opening presents would be this intense? Like greased lightning he lifted the lid peering inside.
My breath caught, gasps and snickers could be heard through out the room. Edwards's eyes were a flat onyx in color.
A/N: Ok well, this is going to get so much more interesting...don't you little readers worry we (Kay and I) have some surprises instore for the unsuspecting vampires...mwahahahah...The next chapter is in the works, and should be out fairly soon! Hope you all enjoyed this chapter, because it was really fun to write.
KAY: Hehe I felt left out since Ed sticks tongue out at Ed posted this without me! So I thought I'd add my own note here! So yah hi! Oh and Edward I am so sorry we had to do this to you it was just to fun!!!
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