Dislcaimer: I own nada of Tolkeins characters or his ideals. And yes I am
doing another a person falls into Middle Earth, but this is with a, well I
cant say different spin cz it might not be, but its unque in some ways.
Authors Note:This darned well is going to be a Mary Sue, although cuz its a guy is it a Marty Sue? Im not quite sure.. this will be my first thing I have ever written, and im doing it cuz im bored... If people respond well I may become serious. For right now Im just going to type and then I will let it go from there.
Finding Home
"Ah come on Jason, let's go see Spiderman just ONE more time?"
Andrew East stood begging his friend Jason to come with him to see the movie Spiderman for what must have been at least the 40th time that year.
"Im, sorry bud, but if I see that movie one more time with you, Im going to shoot webbing out my eyes and convulse."
Andrew deflated at that comment... the first few times he and Jay had gone and seen the movie it had been awesome with them deconstructing the storyline( both were avid comic book collectors) and so they kept saying how Toby Mcguire looked as much like Peter Parker as Martha Stewart looked like Wonder Woman,.
"Are you sure you can't come? Honestly?" Andrew implored
"I know man, but we have seen it so many times, plus I have to take Jennifer out tonight or else she'll have me in a sling." Jason retorted.
"Ah well, if you really can't make it, I ain't gonna get on my hands and knees." Andrew said
"Yea ya would" Jason winked
"Hardy har you perverted little devil" Andrew said back
"Heya listen did we have any Homework in the Chemistry class?"
Jason asked, knowing with certainty that Andrew would know, Andrew was a straight A student easily, the boy never studied yet aced everything, it was disturbing to Jason.
"Um, yea we have pages 106-107 problems 15-80 even but we are not suppoed to do 80, Mrs. Roberts will go over it with us tomorrow."
"Ok.... man hold on my mom is calling me away to do chores, Im gonna have to go, Vulcano."
This made Andrew grit his teeth, he always hated it when people made fun of him because of his ears, they were extremely pointed and the doctors all said it was a abnormality in the cartiledge, but both of Andrew's parents had pointed ears, and so he usually thought nothing of his ears, nor of his white skin and deeply black hair.
"Ah bite me Frito...anyways Catcha on the flip side" Andrew hung up.
Andrew looked at the phone he had just hung up and then smiled at the words his friend had said.
"Ah Frito...."
Andrew then went into the backpart of his house to grab some Dr.Pepper from his Mini-fridge as he walked past he heard his parents arguing... they didnt argue alot, in fact he didn't think hed ever heard them argue before...this was odd Andrew heard it clearly seeing as the voices were coming from the bedroom, and he was in the backroom, usually for most this would be hard to hear but Andrew had always had a heightened sense of hearing.
"We can not do it The risks and the ramifications I will Not allow him to go back, none of us shall"
Andrew frowned, his Father had never taken a voice in that manner.... it wasn't in him, or so Andrew thought.
"We have too his world is not his he will soon understand we dont age...he will understand why he doesnt age.....Why not help him be prepared to go home...?"
Age....Understand...Home Andrew grows confused as he listens in more
" I guess we leave the option up to him then..... We will tell him now seeing as he is in the back room and has been listening in on us this whole time....Andrew get in here."
Andrew froze, how could he have forgotten his fathers hearing, it was said to be far above that of anyone elses, a birth defect of his own they had said, Andrew had excellent hearing himself though so he heard his father clearly when he beckoned for him to come.
Andrew walked into his parents bedroom to see his Mother and Father both a bit red and now very serene looking as his father motions him to sit down.
Andrew's father speaks
"Now Andrew, You have been hearing your Mother and I argue about weather or not we should tell you something that will rock your entire perception of the world forever..Son we can neverspeak of this again although your mother is right, you do need to do, I had only hoped of prolonging this discussion for a while longer, what is it you choose son?"
Andrew thinks and being the naturally inquisitive person he is he replies.
"I need to know what is causing you and mother to argue, and also I am now curious..."
Andrew's father takes a deep breath
"Andrew....Your an Elf."
Authors Note:This darned well is going to be a Mary Sue, although cuz its a guy is it a Marty Sue? Im not quite sure.. this will be my first thing I have ever written, and im doing it cuz im bored... If people respond well I may become serious. For right now Im just going to type and then I will let it go from there.
Finding Home
"Ah come on Jason, let's go see Spiderman just ONE more time?"
Andrew East stood begging his friend Jason to come with him to see the movie Spiderman for what must have been at least the 40th time that year.
"Im, sorry bud, but if I see that movie one more time with you, Im going to shoot webbing out my eyes and convulse."
Andrew deflated at that comment... the first few times he and Jay had gone and seen the movie it had been awesome with them deconstructing the storyline( both were avid comic book collectors) and so they kept saying how Toby Mcguire looked as much like Peter Parker as Martha Stewart looked like Wonder Woman,.
"Are you sure you can't come? Honestly?" Andrew implored
"I know man, but we have seen it so many times, plus I have to take Jennifer out tonight or else she'll have me in a sling." Jason retorted.
"Ah well, if you really can't make it, I ain't gonna get on my hands and knees." Andrew said
"Yea ya would" Jason winked
"Hardy har you perverted little devil" Andrew said back
"Heya listen did we have any Homework in the Chemistry class?"
Jason asked, knowing with certainty that Andrew would know, Andrew was a straight A student easily, the boy never studied yet aced everything, it was disturbing to Jason.
"Um, yea we have pages 106-107 problems 15-80 even but we are not suppoed to do 80, Mrs. Roberts will go over it with us tomorrow."
"Ok.... man hold on my mom is calling me away to do chores, Im gonna have to go, Vulcano."
This made Andrew grit his teeth, he always hated it when people made fun of him because of his ears, they were extremely pointed and the doctors all said it was a abnormality in the cartiledge, but both of Andrew's parents had pointed ears, and so he usually thought nothing of his ears, nor of his white skin and deeply black hair.
"Ah bite me Frito...anyways Catcha on the flip side" Andrew hung up.
Andrew looked at the phone he had just hung up and then smiled at the words his friend had said.
"Ah Frito...."
Andrew then went into the backpart of his house to grab some Dr.Pepper from his Mini-fridge as he walked past he heard his parents arguing... they didnt argue alot, in fact he didn't think hed ever heard them argue before...this was odd Andrew heard it clearly seeing as the voices were coming from the bedroom, and he was in the backroom, usually for most this would be hard to hear but Andrew had always had a heightened sense of hearing.
"We can not do it The risks and the ramifications I will Not allow him to go back, none of us shall"
Andrew frowned, his Father had never taken a voice in that manner.... it wasn't in him, or so Andrew thought.
"We have too his world is not his he will soon understand we dont age...he will understand why he doesnt age.....Why not help him be prepared to go home...?"
Age....Understand...Home Andrew grows confused as he listens in more
" I guess we leave the option up to him then..... We will tell him now seeing as he is in the back room and has been listening in on us this whole time....Andrew get in here."
Andrew froze, how could he have forgotten his fathers hearing, it was said to be far above that of anyone elses, a birth defect of his own they had said, Andrew had excellent hearing himself though so he heard his father clearly when he beckoned for him to come.
Andrew walked into his parents bedroom to see his Mother and Father both a bit red and now very serene looking as his father motions him to sit down.
Andrew's father speaks
"Now Andrew, You have been hearing your Mother and I argue about weather or not we should tell you something that will rock your entire perception of the world forever..Son we can neverspeak of this again although your mother is right, you do need to do, I had only hoped of prolonging this discussion for a while longer, what is it you choose son?"
Andrew thinks and being the naturally inquisitive person he is he replies.
"I need to know what is causing you and mother to argue, and also I am now curious..."
Andrew's father takes a deep breath
"Andrew....Your an Elf."
