Italics: Ash
Underlined: Drew
Bold: Paul
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Our teacher is staring at you again, Paul.
Die.
He wants you. I think you should go for it; he is quite the catch.
That is incredibly disturbing coming from you, Mr. Pedestal.
I was being sarcastic; something that you should be familiar with.
Hey, did anybody get last nights homework?
You were playing Halo again, weren't you?
At least I don't arrange flowers, you pansy.
At least I didn't cross-dress.
Touché.
Yes, I got it done, but there is no way in God's green earth that you're getting it.
Ooh, Mr. Snippy.
Geez, what animal crawled up your butt and died? Although I'm curious how it got there, seeing that stick shoved up there and all.
Because I can actually see Mr. Smith staring at me. I thought he was a practicing Catholic.
Well, you do know about those priests, right?
Ha! Well, nice knowing you. I'll miss you when you're in a cage being touched by perverted old men.
I hate you both.
How about this, we go over to your house, and we can make brownies so you feel better and, you know, so that you'll shut up.
That's a little gay.
By 'we' I meant 'Dawn', since she's the only one in my family who can actually cook. My mom sews n' stuff, so it evens out a little.
Still gay.
Shut up.
But brownies are tempting, being delicious and all. Besides, your sister makes kick-ass brownies.
Now that I think about it, she does.
Then we can play HALO.
Call of Duty four is its pimp.
Your mom.
You guys are morons.
And yet you continue to be seen with us.
I seem to be out of witty and sarcastic retorts. So. Die.
I really need to do my homework, lest my GPA drop even more.
Drew, you are a lazy bastard.
Really. What's your GPA now, anyway?
Six-point-something.
And still, you manage to be miles ahead of Ash.
Shut up, Sticky!
Drew. Why are you twitching?
I have 'I kissed a girl' stuck in my head. It's annoying beyond belief.
Good thing that's not true.
Asdlkjs.
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"Boys." Drew blinked as he was caught passing the note back to Ash.
"…Yep?" Mr. Smith smirked, and rested his eyes on Paul, who wretched silently.
"You're passing notes again, aren't you? Detention for the rest of the week." Drew snickered silently, and tore out another piece of college ruled.
Told you.
Bite me.
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Done for absolutely no reason!