Naruto grinned as he held the forbidden scroll. He skipped right past the shadow cloves, ignoring the field that he felt was his worse and came across a SS-rank genjutsu that was said to be a village ender. "Alright, this sounds awesome," he cheered.
Several hours later Iruka and Mizuki arrive and look around the clearing at a truly devastated region of forest, in the center is a grinning Naruto standing side by side with a tall muscular blonde man wearing a pair of dark blue shorts and sneakers with a yellow t-shirt and several golden chains with seals hanging from them. On both biceps are small blue armbands displaying the Konoha symbol.
The man gave a frown at the two ninja. "N-Naruto, you didn't open the scroll did you," Iruka asked, hoping this man was just some shinobi he had never met before.
Naruto shook his head as his grin grew. "Hey, I originally started out skipping ahead and learning the coolest jutsu, but after learning it, I had to go back to the beginning and start over," Naruto offered fondly. "So I should be a ninja now, right?"
Mizuki swallowed as he looked at the muscle bound blonde crossing his arms beside the child. "Give me the scroll, Naruto!"
Iruka looked between the two and frowned. "Naruto, don't do it, it's a trap. Mizuki was just using you for the scroll," he called out.
Mizuki grinned evilly until the smirk was replaced by pain. The chuunin teacher found himself sailing backwards and landing on his back. As the stars cleared, he looked up to see a fist with gold-coated brass knuckles heading for his face.
The blonde man stood up and pulled the t off as he punched into the air and raised his hands in victory. From out of nowhere the sound of orchestral horns were heard.
Iruka stared dumbly at the orchestra of Naruto shadow clones, as well as two additional rapping in time to the music. "It's... It's John Cena!"
"Brrrrr Abba DOOM!"