Newsies Theme
(To the tune of "Seize the Day")
"Newsies" is great we'll tell you why
Hotties galore will make you sigh
Mush takes his shirt off
Puts on his cute coif
And he's only one
The rest are yet to come
Spot, Davey, Jack, Kid Blink as well
(repeat)
Hot, sexy boys with much to tell
(repeat)
Rampant ass-grabbing
Boys we'd be nabbing
If they were for real
One cabby hat can make our day
(repeat)
One pelvic thrust will not dismay
(repeat)
Denton's real pervy
Also quite nervy
Newsies are for us!
Racetrack to Blinky
Davey to Spot
Who to chose they're all so hot!
Now that you see the sex appeal
(repeat)
Don't you agree that we're for real?
(repeat)
Cap and suspender
That male gender
Really makes the day,
Hooray!
Alternative Newsies Theme
(To the tune of "The World Will Know")
Mush is really built and finely chiseled
Is he sexy?
YES!
Kid's hilarity will make you sizzle
Is he sexy?
YES!
Davey is a god there's no denying
We ain't lying!
Newsies is the best!
And it beats the rest!
Spot has attitude and really nice hair
Is he sexy?
YES!
Sarah is a trank, for her we don't care
Is she slutty?
YES!
Denton is a perv he follows young boys
But they're our toys!
He will never win
And we're through with him!
But the boys are great
All their cabby hats and their suspenders make us ache
And the pelvic thrusts
Make the movie fine!
With the Newsies everything in life is so sublime!
And for Jack we'd give
Everything we own
To watch Newsies life can be postponed!
Alternative Newsies Theme 2
(To the tune of "King of New York")
Compared to these guys I think I'm hottest
It's true that your biceps are the tautest
A rebel street gang I lead at fourteen
One lick of these lips and ladies love me!
Look at me! I've got sexy appeal
This accent, ain't no phony one
Gamblin' and smokin'
Scabbers I'm soakin'
It's true! Our voices, they often crack
But we're young and hot and singing at that
And we can dance! It's a turn on,
Shaking my bon bon,
I'm a hottie for sure.
I like the attention spawned by this strike
I'm really too young and kinda rat-like
My broccoli-like haircut's sorta dated
A smile like mine, well it ain't hated!
Alternative Newsies Theme 3
(To the tune of "Carrying the Banner")
We're all so hot,
I'm the exception.
Girls seem to like my pirate style
I don't say much, but damn! I'm sexy
I'm unappealing
Yeah, you don't beguile.
At sixteen I've got bulging muscles
I'm short and small, but still! I'm fine
See "Reign of Fire" I'm built superbly
You want me? Better get in line!
I feel handsome
And you look it
I have rock hard buns!
Oh, why am I here?
That's a puzzler
My shirt's now undone!
Ain't it a fine life when no one denies that you are hot!
A mighty fine life, even though your job has gone to pot!
Every morning, when I look in the mirror
I examine my rear
And I beam ear to ear
What a fine life! A face like mine, well it just can't be bought.
Blessed Mushy!
Though we vowed to marry our God,
Our minds, you've changed!
With your tight bod!
Though I'm
("Patrick" is just a bluff!)
Forty
(A lie to get close to us!)
I'm attracted to these young boys!
(But can you really blame her?)
But who doesn't want them as toys?!
(We're irresistible!)
Alternative Newsies Theme 5
(To the tune of "King of New York")
My body is perfect, not too bony
Who cares 'cause this accent ain't a phony
My '92 haircut is a keeper
I'm really hot though I've just one peeper!
Look at me! I'm a hottie galore!
Suddenly, you're with the Newsies
You've gotta choose-y, picking's a douzy.
Watching this movie time and again
Deciding your favourite person but then
You change your mind
Who's the best one?
Under the sun?
I'm a hottie galore.
I really don't think I'm even male
I like to eat hotdogs that are stale
I'm nasty and fat with curly hair
I don't know my lines and I don't care!
Tip your hat, I'm a hottie galore!
How 'bout that? Davey asked me for more!
In nothing flat,
You'll be pondering
Casually sauntering, aimlessly wandering.
Denton, is he as gay as I guess?
The answer to that is "oh my gosh yes!"
He's really gross
And he's boring
While he's whoring
All us hotties galore!
I've gotta be just what you've been wanting
I know that my pelvic thrusts are daunting
Maybe you like me even love me
In thirty-eight seconds who's above me?
(To the tune of "Seize the Day")
"Newsies" is great we'll tell you why
Hotties galore will make you sigh
Mush takes his shirt off
Puts on his cute coif
And he's only one
The rest are yet to come
Spot, Davey, Jack, Kid Blink as well
(repeat)
Hot, sexy boys with much to tell
(repeat)
Rampant ass-grabbing
Boys we'd be nabbing
If they were for real
One cabby hat can make our day
(repeat)
One pelvic thrust will not dismay
(repeat)
Denton's real pervy
Also quite nervy
Newsies are for us!
Racetrack to Blinky
Davey to Spot
Who to chose they're all so hot!
Now that you see the sex appeal
(repeat)
Don't you agree that we're for real?
(repeat)
Cap and suspender
That male gender
Really makes the day,
Hooray!
Alternative Newsies Theme
(To the tune of "The World Will Know")
Mush is really built and finely chiseled
Is he sexy?
YES!
Kid's hilarity will make you sizzle
Is he sexy?
YES!
Davey is a god there's no denying
We ain't lying!
Newsies is the best!
And it beats the rest!
Spot has attitude and really nice hair
Is he sexy?
YES!
Sarah is a trank, for her we don't care
Is she slutty?
YES!
Denton is a perv he follows young boys
But they're our toys!
He will never win
And we're through with him!
But the boys are great
All their cabby hats and their suspenders make us ache
And the pelvic thrusts
Make the movie fine!
With the Newsies everything in life is so sublime!
And for Jack we'd give
Everything we own
To watch Newsies life can be postponed!
Alternative Newsies Theme 2
(To the tune of "King of New York")
Compared to these guys I think I'm hottest
It's true that your biceps are the tautest
A rebel street gang I lead at fourteen
One lick of these lips and ladies love me!
Look at me! I've got sexy appeal
This accent, ain't no phony one
Gamblin' and smokin'
Scabbers I'm soakin'
It's true! Our voices, they often crack
But we're young and hot and singing at that
And we can dance! It's a turn on,
Shaking my bon bon,
I'm a hottie for sure.
I like the attention spawned by this strike
I'm really too young and kinda rat-like
My broccoli-like haircut's sorta dated
A smile like mine, well it ain't hated!
Alternative Newsies Theme 3
(To the tune of "Carrying the Banner")
We're all so hot,
I'm the exception.
Girls seem to like my pirate style
I don't say much, but damn! I'm sexy
I'm unappealing
Yeah, you don't beguile.
At sixteen I've got bulging muscles
I'm short and small, but still! I'm fine
See "Reign of Fire" I'm built superbly
You want me? Better get in line!
I feel handsome
And you look it
I have rock hard buns!
Oh, why am I here?
That's a puzzler
My shirt's now undone!
Ain't it a fine life when no one denies that you are hot!
A mighty fine life, even though your job has gone to pot!
Every morning, when I look in the mirror
I examine my rear
And I beam ear to ear
What a fine life! A face like mine, well it just can't be bought.
Blessed Mushy!
Though we vowed to marry our God,
Our minds, you've changed!
With your tight bod!
Though I'm
("Patrick" is just a bluff!)
Forty
(A lie to get close to us!)
I'm attracted to these young boys!
(But can you really blame her?)
But who doesn't want them as toys?!
(We're irresistible!)
Alternative Newsies Theme 5
(To the tune of "King of New York")
My body is perfect, not too bony
Who cares 'cause this accent ain't a phony
My '92 haircut is a keeper
I'm really hot though I've just one peeper!
Look at me! I'm a hottie galore!
Suddenly, you're with the Newsies
You've gotta choose-y, picking's a douzy.
Watching this movie time and again
Deciding your favourite person but then
You change your mind
Who's the best one?
Under the sun?
I'm a hottie galore.
I really don't think I'm even male
I like to eat hotdogs that are stale
I'm nasty and fat with curly hair
I don't know my lines and I don't care!
Tip your hat, I'm a hottie galore!
How 'bout that? Davey asked me for more!
In nothing flat,
You'll be pondering
Casually sauntering, aimlessly wandering.
Denton, is he as gay as I guess?
The answer to that is "oh my gosh yes!"
He's really gross
And he's boring
While he's whoring
All us hotties galore!
I've gotta be just what you've been wanting
I know that my pelvic thrusts are daunting
Maybe you like me even love me
In thirty-eight seconds who's above me?