1AN: I agged thm dwn b/c i dun liek old ladi vajayjays.
Smry: professer treluwney & professer mcgonagull met undr a crimson moon Yuri smex ya dun liek dun read okey?
Professer treluwney sihed whimzicaly as she sat undur the tree. "K-I-S-S-I-N-G-G-G!" she sad, and grined. that wus all professer mcgonagull herd but wut she didn't ear was "Treluwney & Mcgongull sittin in a tre, yea" tat had cum before it (AN: get it, lol, 'cum'?)
(look AmanDUH I didn't put a peryudd aftor th parentehsees jus liek u said lol!)
"was it mee u were tulkin bout thar, yea?" says mcgongull, & sudenly her hands was in treluneys pants, u now? and treluwney said 'Aah, aah' and she cummed right on mcgongulls' hand (AN: ) and mcgongull said 'mm ur wet tight hawt pussy its sooo gud yea" and se drunk upp the juuces that werr on her hnds and she sad 'mmmm' again, real loud, u se, so trelunwney bllooshed and locked soooo kawaii desu (AN: tht meens romantick in japanese lol)(no parentheesys lol!)
it was a bootiful (AN: no pun intendurd lollololol) niht inded!
AN: see I spced owt the paragrahs ths tme b/c noone semed two liek it lst tme lol, KK?