Is it really so wrong?
"AHHHHH!" He screamed, as he repeatedly thrust himself against the porcupine, "THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT FEELS GOOD!"
That was probably a bit of an understatement.
Snape's screams did not go unnoticed however, walking by and eating a lemon drop was the high and mighty headmaster. The man hastily unlocked the door and made his way through. "Severus! What has happen—Ohh, that's nasty. What is wrong with you man? What could have possibly possessed you to do something like this?"
"DAMN YOU POTTER!" Snape bellowed at the top of his lungs—which was strange because Harry had no hand in this whatsoever. In fact, this whole porcupine business was entirely the greasy git's idea.
Oh well, stranger things have happened. Wait, probably not.
AN: What, were you expecting to see some fluffy HP/SS drabble? You must have mistaken me for somebody else.
Slash sucks, and you suck for reading it.