Dr. Edgar G. Zomboss was currently sitting, admiring something out-of-view that was being fed with radioactive material.
"Those blasted Plants will never see this coming! My greatest invention yet. It's almost ready…" The machine then began to emit a bright glow while a spider is seen crawling out.
The thing about life is that it always seems to go on and on. Wars may last for a couple of years at best, but for this town, it's every day. Two sides continuously fighting each other can be very rare, especially considering who the sides are. Plants vs. Zombies. They have been fighting each other since the dawn of time. Not that it bothers these two.
Meet Jordan C. James and Viney, two inseparable friends who just try to live through their lives of Zombie invasions. Jordan is a handicapped teenager who never seems to mind the who Zombie invasions that happen every day because the Plants were always there to protect them. Viney acts as his wheelchair, which is something that he enjoys and Jordan is truly grateful for. They live with their mother, Wanah, who was a single parent who appreciates their constant helping.
"Good morning!" The two greeted her cooking in the kitchen.
"Morning Jordan. Viney. So who's hungry?"
"Oooh, did you make anything?" She made grits with bacon pieces in it and eggs.
"Our favorite! Thank you!" A while has passed since they've eaten until they heard an alarm.
"The zombies are coming…"
"Oh, it's that time of the day again…" Zombie invasion time. The three went outside and began to plant their plants. Their neighbors, Crazy Dave and Penelopea Shooterstein, also came out, ready to plant.
"Howdy Jordan! Viney! Wanah!"
"Morning, Crazy Dave!" Viney was greeting him as Wanah started planting some Sunflowers.
"Okay, then I can plant some Peashooters once I get enough Sun."
The first wave consisted of Browncoats, which were standard to be taken down by Peashooters, so the first wave went by quickly. That's when the big guns started to come in. By that, I mean Gargantuars, with Imps on their backs, of course, so that called for more Plants! Even with the Imps, the wave still went by because not a lot of zombies popped up for some strange reason…
That's when a rumbling occurred, catching everyone off-guard. With this rumble came a crack on the ground… and that crack came Dr. Zomboss, sitting in the capsule of a new Zombot that no human or Plant had ever seen before. It looked like his normal Zombot but with a laser out of its chest, named the Zombot Hero-tron 5000, whose purpose is to grant superhuman abilities best related to who is affected.
"It is I! The ridiculously handsome and brilliant-minded, Dr. Edgar G. Zomboss, here to demonstrate my newest invention, the ZOMBOT HERO-TRON 5000!" As he said this, the spider crawled out, feeling the urge to bite someone. It noticed Jordan and Viney and immediately made its way to them. And it continued to reach them as Zomboss was showing off his new Zombot.
"Allow me to demonstrate this new invention! ...right after I find a test subject." Zomboss then sets his sights on a Browncoat, staring in awe at the invention. "Ah, a Browncoat zombie. Let's see if this works…" BAM! The laser zapped him! The Browncoat felt weird as changes began going through him. He became more muscular, grew a head of hair, and gained a new suit on top of that. He was no longer a little Browncoat. He was now Super Brainz, Zombie of Vain!
"Uh, my head…" Everyone was shocked to see him speaking actual English. "Wait a minute… I can speak human language! And I have muscles…" As he admired his new physique, Jordan and Viney were shocked, knowing that this new machine was serious business, with the two not noticing the spider crawling its way up the two, almost reaching Jordan's hand. And speaking of machine…
"Yes! It works!" As Zomboss said the last word, he accidentally hits the red "Malfunction" button. "Wait a minute. Why do I HAVE that button?!" He had no time to get his question answered as the Zombot began to malfunction, screws flying loose, nuts and bolts coming apart, and then something happened: it exploded, creating 18 rays that flew out in all directions… and one of them was headed straight for the two.
"Um, Jordan?"
"Yes, Viney?"
"I'm starting to panic a bit."
"Don't worry. We'll be fine." That's when he saw the spider on his hand. "What the-?" It bit him just as the ray hit them both and left everything a blur...
AU: So I'm not sure if everyone saw my notice, but I stated that I was going to redo my PvZ stories due to the popularity of Spider-Vine: Into the Spider-Verse. Basically, I'm putting Jordan C. James and Viney into the spotlight and giving them a backstory and maybe another adventure. So stay tuned about that.
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