haha I got really bored and decided to right this one-shot because I got really bored and I was writing something before this but couldn't think of a name and I thought of calling it before we go to hell but didn't think it fit so I changed it and thought of this because I can't write something serious because I'm better at humor stories than angst. BUT I wanna be able to right angst without it changing plots so I'm gonna write this, listen to a really depressing song and continue writing my other stories.
btw this takes place where ciel stabbed alois

I applied pressure to where ciel stabbed me. It hurts, it hurts so much. I crawled over to ciel and used his jacket to pull myself to my knees.
"we are the same. I lost my parents too…" I nuzzled my head into his knees "we are the same." He scowled at me.
"you're the reason I lost my parents." I looked up at him, "w-what?"
ciel glared at me, "you know what I said."
I felt rage take over my body and I started screaming "you think I killed your parents? Is that why you stabbed me? Who the fuck told you that?" ciel was surprised at my outburst.
"well guess what? I fucked Sebastian so ha!" ciel was even more surprised.
"so that's what you get! I hope you fucking die! And I didn't kill your fucking parents! Sebastian did!"
just then Claude and Sebastian came running into the room.
"my lord!"
"your highness!"
ciel had a dark aura around him. "Sebastian…"
Sebastian was scared when he replied, "y-yes my lord."
"is what alois said true."

"is what alois said true!"
Sebastian was practically shaking. "y-yes." Ciel looked like he wanted to freaking kill someone.
"Sebastian… take me home. NOW!" ciel screamed and Sebastian nodded his head and picked ciel up bridal style.
"and GUESS WHAT? Claude and Sebastian have been fucking behind your back AHAHAHA!" i went into a laughing fit as Sebastian gave a death glare at me.
"SEBASTIAN, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD."
ciel had flames all around him and Sebastian flinched. Claude shoved a rag in alois's mouth so he wouldn't say anything else.
"I'm sorry for his… outbreaks." Claude pushed up his glasses. Calm about everything even though I just screamed his affair with Sebastian. Ahh if only they knew that viscount Druitt was hiding behind a nearby bush. Wow Sebastian and claude are just having a bad day today.
ciel sighed, " I always knew he was a whore anyway. Demon hooker boots, really?" ciel looked over at Sebastian, who shrugged.
"hey my boss gave them to me." Everyone stared at him. "hey's gay."
"oohhhhh." Everyone said.
"I wanna see Sebastian in hooker boots." i shouted. "but you already have." Sebastian smirked and i mentally thought "oh yeah…"
ciel stared at everyone. "how come you guys never told me." They all shrugged their shoulders.
"this fucking sucks. You all are getting it on and I'm stuck with Elizabeth." Ciel sighed again when an amazing idea.
"I got an idea. How about we all have a giant orgy." First it was silent then everyone jumped into the air, did an awes-mazing high five and yelled "yeah!"

I just had to do this. Every time I try to write something serious it always turns into this XD I can't help it I'm not good with serious things Now I'm gonna go to bed, wake up, snuggle in my super snuggly blanket. Watch some really sad movie and finish my other story. Cuz I have HUGE wrighters block.
R&R so u can come to their giant sexy party ;D lol
P.s. and awes-mazing is the word awesome and amazing combined XF
P.s.s. oh and alois magically healed himself after he got stabbed :P
P.s.s.s. sorry if I switched from alois's POV to third person :/