Hi I´m going to tell you guys that this story was born when I was bored in Science class. As you should or not know, I´m from Panama and my school is bilingual, so half of the subjects are in English and the other half is in Spanish. So well, the Science professor was talking in Spanglish and Science is supposed to be in English. He had a monotone voice and all of my classmates were drooling over their desks, and then, BAM! I got this idea.
Disclaimer: Suffy doesn´t own Pokemon or any of its characters.
It was a chilly afternoon in the Hall of Origin. Altaria and Swablu humming their songs before going to sleep. Everything was calm and peaceful….. Too much peaceful….
"BABYSITTING!"
….To be true….
In the recreation room:
"What the hell Arceus! You want me to babysit those things?" shouted an angry Registeel.
"Those things are our babies, Registeel. Your nieces and nephews, to be more exact." Stated Arceus with a little Reshiram on her back. Giratina only nodded and patted his son, a Zekrom.(a/n: Zekrom and Reshiram are siblings.)
"Hello, sorry I came late, we had to drag little Demi out of the lab." Said Mewtwo gesturing to a little version of Mewtwo, who had a lab coat and a purple gem in her chest, running in circles and a Deoxys trying to catch her.
"Look, all of us, minus you, has a mate. Even Registeel got Regigigas!" Said Shaymin while tsking at Registeel. "So, Regirock and you will babysit our children. We have to attend to an important reunion in other dimension, and we can´t bring our babies there. That could be very dangerous, that and they cannot control their powers well." Jirachi said for Shaymin. He was holding a tiny Jirachi, but her star-like hat was green, and the tags were pink and in gracidea form.
"But, why me!" Registeel screeched.
"We already told ya." Said Groudon.
Then a portal opened in the middle of the room. There were three forms in the portal, a giant one, a fairy-like one and a gecko-like one.
"Okay, I understand I have to babysit legendary babies, but, why do I have to babysit a demi-legendary?"
"Because Gaia has special abilities." Said Grovile. He was holding a completely green baby Celebi wrapped in a pink cloth.
"And dear Registeel, you´re not alone, you have Regirock with you." Said the pink Celebi.
"Oh, Celebi Chikiuu, let me see my granddaughter!" yelled Celebi. (the normal one)
"She´s so cute…. Can she say my name?" asked Mew.
"She just hatched yesterday!" said Grovile.
"well, I think we are complete. See you in three hours!" Said Arceus before stepping in the portal.
"If something happens to Luna, I´ll give you the worst nightmares ever." Darkrai threatened Registeel.
"Don´t give any sweets to Kohaku, or else she´ll start to bouce in the walls" advised Regice.
"Please, if Hoshiko starts to cry, sing her the Hoenn song." Said Jirachi.
Mewtwo turned to Regirock " If you value your life, don´t ever give Demi any tool or machine" this made Regirock swallow the lump he had in his throat ´is this little baby so dangerous?
Palkia was the last who stepped the portal. Before he entered the portal he yelled at the lasting Regis:
"Take care of them and do not make out in front of the children, that would be nasty!"
So this is only the start of three hours of pure horror to babysitter Registeel and Regirock! Stay tuned and wait for the second chapter of Babysitting and Regis don´t mix well! Good night folks and even though its short next chappie will be overload with craziness and Registeel and Regirock´s distress.
Oh, before I forget. Some of the names are on either Spanish or Japanese.