Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters or Naruto. (Though it would be hella awesome if I did)

Oh, and the rating is because of Hidan's foul mouth. And other stuff(; Anyways, enjoy!

It was early evening and the akatsuki was having a typical dinner.

"Hey, Tobi, pass the dinner rolls, un."

"Tobi pass rolls! Cause Tobi goooood boy!" He beamed brightly at the annoyed looking blonde and handed him the basket filled of rolls.

"I still think we should have just gotten bread." Kakuzu muttered under his breath.

"Then you eat bread, Kakuzu. Geez, one day I'm going to burn all your money." Sasori rolled his eyes.

"Excuse me! You will not do such a treacherous thing!" Kakuzu raised his voice, glaring fiercely at the impatient redhead. Sasori chuckled and went back to eating.

"Hey, do you hear me? Huh!" Kakuzu stood up, furious.

"Kakuzu." Pein warned. Kakuzu shot one more glare at the redhead before sitting down, taking a vicious bite out of the ironically, a roll. They were really good, but he wouldn't admit that to anyone.

"Now, as I was saying, there is news I would like to share with you all." Pein went on, talking in his leader voice. Everyone turned to him, their full attention on him. "We are all going to start school-"

"What!" A big uproar began and Pein looked over to Konan. She nodded, and cleared her little throat.

"BE QUIET!" Her voice was like an earthquake, and it instantly silenced the room. Pein winked at her and she winked back before he began again.

"Now, listen to me. Anymore interruptions will be dealt with an hour locked in a room with Zetsu when he hasn't been fed. Alone." There was a whimper heard from all around the table. Pein smiled, happy to have them scared and quiet. "Anyways, we'll be going into high school, because it will educate us, which could help us get paid more-"

"Yeah!" Kakuzu cheered. Pein shot him a glare. He got quiet again.

"Anyways, we'll get paid more, and that'll make buy groceries easier, etcetera."

"So where will we be going to high school at?" Itachi questioned, generally curious.

"It's the high school in Konoha." Pein waited for the uproar once again.

"WHAT! WHY THE FUCK WOULD WE GO TO SCHOOL IN KONOHA!" Hidan shouted from his end of the table.

"Yeah! Textbooks cost a lot these days!" Kakuzu added.

"Aren't we, like, Konoha's enemy?" Kisame asked.

"Ooh, ooh! Tobi's going to school! Tobi's going to be a good boy in school!" Tobi shrieked, jumping up from his chair and dancing around the room.

"Listen, it's all been figured out. I've…worked a little something out with Tsunade." Pein smiled mischievously. Everyone laughed darkly.

"Wait, Tobi doesn't get it." Tobi stopped dancing around long enough to ask.

Everyone rolled their eyes.

"So, wait. Won't everyone like, hate us there?" Itachi asked.

"It doesn't matter. We need our education." Pein inquired.

"So when do we start?" Kisame asked.

"Tomorrow. Rest up, cause we have to get up pretty early."

"Awh, this fucking blows, man. I gotta wake up fucking early too? What is this shit?" Hidan complained.

"Hidan, you're going, so stop your complaining." Pein ordered. Hidan scrunched up his nose and cursed under his breath. "And that's the end of it. Everyone, back to your rooms!"

And with that, everyone left to their rooms, everyone groaning their complaints except for Tobi, who happily skipped all the way to his room.

The next morning, they all stood in front of Konoha High School, bright and early. They each received their schedules, and were on their way to their classes.

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