Angergy negbor
Day one
I is Coppers negbor he seeems like the nice child buts I dunno he is a bit weird he constantly stares ats me granddaddy's wormy farm and keep calling me slave but I don't reely mind.
Day 5
Holy blak jebus I where just sittin on my toylet and coppers head poked out of da toylet and he screamed "the Tiny niglets are invading Britain" and kept on a yellin cotton boi then he ran down stairs and by da time I was down copper was in my granddaddy's wormy farm and oh me oh my he was eatin da worms, granddaddy had an aneurisms he was in da hosptiptal for a day but he was mighty angergy at coppers but he had to go to kfc because his chicken level was down.
Day 8
Coppers mummy keps on mcbeating copper because he losted his acpo job, coppers mummy May be 65 years old and 250kg but dizzitty damns she mcthicc me wants to put my peen inside, granddaddy gots his revenge on copper by beating the mcfrick out of him with his giant minecraft diamond sword.
Day 10
I thinks dat coppers mummy is gon kills her slef
Day 13
Copper has been spendin an awful long time in his tunnel he made to catch worms but bein the goods negbor i is and coppers mah might Kermit death I invited her ova for hot coffee and den oh jilly juice we had the bestest time she may be 23 years older dan me but I doesn't care.
Yeet skrt