Yays! My first one shot thinger! Yays! Again…er…okay. I'm nervous…here…I'll try…Oooh! A couple of entries in Zim's journal! Or even…EVERYONE'S journal!!

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June 24, 2001(A/n: Because that's the year when the show started…)

I AM ZIIIIIIIIIM! That's right! Great Irken Invader Zim! I am on Earth and I learned that Earth-beings, or HUMANS, write in these JOURNALS. I am not sure why…oh well. I think they write in what happened to them during the day.

I took Gaz's journal. It was…awkward. She put, "Dib is annoying!" in every single entry. And in one she said, "Zim is pretty cool, though, I may get to like him…" I also don't really know what that means…oh well.

I agree with her, though, Dib IS annoying. WHY must he always STOP me?? It gets me SO ANGRY! I WILL destroy the DIB-HUMAN!!

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June 25, 2001

Dear journal,

Zim stole you, I know…I will get him for this! He's so annoying and stupid! I'm glad I got you back, though…

Zim still is…funny…maybe because he makes fun of Dib as well. I saw this weird video on YouTube…I think Dib actually put it up. It was a group of guys that go into a haunted house and talk to ghosts. It was called Ghost Hunters or something like that.

Good night now…it's time for bed. Dib better not try and put that Shadow Hog curse on me again…

Love, Gaz

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June 24, 2001

It's meeee! GIR!! How are, you journal?? I had that dream again. The one with the flying piggies!! Bye, GIR

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June 25, 2001

Journal…I don't like skool…I mean…the kids always pick on me. I don't even think they spelled skool correctly…oh well.

Zim got away again…I was chasing him. We got to his house and I tried to get in, but the dang gnomes stopped me…I hope they die. I hate Zim. Then again…if he wasn't here…I would have nothing else to do with my spare time. I still hate him, though.

'Night, Dib

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June 25, 2001

Dear diary,

I wish I could see that girl again…what was her name? Oh, yeah…Gaz. She was cool! I wonder if she beat the GS2 yet…

I heard the GS3 is coming out in Japan soon!! I already beat Ge Ge Ge no Kitaro (A/n: An actual Japanese game, only released in Japan…), so I'm kind of bored with that. No one is currently on Fragment (A/n: An online .hack game, also only released in Japan…meanies…), so that too is being boring…

Anyway, I'm gonna go to the game store and look around, 'kay??

Iggins!!

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June 26, 2001

I think my son has finally gone insane. He won't stop trying to break into that green boy's house. My daughter also has a stalker now. I think she said his name was Iggins or something. Yesterday, she saw him at the video game store and he hasn't left her alone since.

Hold on, I'm getting a call from my son…apparently, he's being held captive in the green boy's house…

Goodbye, Membrane

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Date: Zim…

Dear journal…

Zim is my bestest friend! I love him!

Zim is awesome,

Keef

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That last one kind of scared me. Okay…I'm done now. Um…a review or two would be…kind…or three….four? I don't care how many…I can deal with one…um…bye…O.O