Sasami: LUNCH TIME !!!
Ayeka was cleaning in the house "Oh good"
Mihosi who was helping her but was making it worse "YAH!! I'M STARVING" and she runs to the kitchen
Tenchi was raking leaves outside, "I wonder what sasami made"
Every one sat down around the table and started to eat, ryoko teleports next to tenchi "oh good lunch"
"not that you should get any ryoko" said ayeka
"tenchi will you tell that mean old princess to leave me alone"
"wait what are you doing, get off lord tenchi like that, go sit over there"
"MAKE ME PRINCESS"
the both get up and start to fight like usual
tenchi, 'WAIT HOLD UP"
then ryo-ohki runs and starts meowing and jumping around 'MEOW MEOW"
sasami " ryo-ohki what is it?'
ayeka and ryoko stop in mid fight to see what the cabbit was doing
"MEOW MEOW"
Mihosi "I think Ryo-ohki wants us to follow her"
Tenchi " ryo-ohki show us the way"
The cabbit runs out the door and into the woods everyone follows
They stop and huge glowing tree
Sasami "what is it?"
Tenchi " I don't know"
Ayeka "it looks like the tree in the lake"
"your right it does" says tenchi
Mihosi sneezes "excuse me"
the base of the tree splits open and a crystal appears
"whats that?' said ryoko
"WAIT I KNOW WHAT TO DO" mihosi runs up to it " all we have to do is knock" she bangs on the crystal
"mihosi" everyone says in unison
"like that's gonna work" said ryoko
the ground shakes and mihosi runs back, I figure appears and walk from the crystal, his eyes are closed
"I told you" said mihosi, she looks at him blankly "uhh…..Mr. Tree why aren't you talking?"
"mihosi get back" said tenchi
mihosi walks up to him and looks at his face
"huh??"
his eyes open they're a bright green, he has long blue hair, with silver tips and blue marks on his face
"YAHHHH" mihosi runs behind ryoko
"who are you" said the person
"more like who are you " said ryoko
"me, I am Nasenki Masko, guardian of the Earth, and I have awaked because I felt an evil coursing through this planet and I must destroy it(but who is this beautiful blonde haired girl?), he pulls a staff from his back and it extends.
"AHHH!!"
:hey we not your enemies" said tenchi
"your not?"
"no of course not" said sasami
he puts back the staff, a huge smile spreads across his face
"YAHH!!!! I'm so happy!!!"
he runs and hugs everyone
"friendly huh?"said ryoko
"yes a little too friendly" said ayeka
"whew, good I hate fighting" said nasenki
"he's supposed to be the guardian of the earth??" said tenchi
"yep, he is" said washu
"washu, He is?" said ayeka
"yep, I was reading ancient text that I found and it said there is a guardian that protects this planet, he has been sleeping for millennia, because he exhausted all his power defeating a evil darkness that surrounded this world in the beginning"
"yep yep, that evil race of mechnora was sure mean, but I destroyed them all"
"if there all dead, then why did you wake up?" said mihosi
"because I felt a surge of negative energy in the earth"
"negative energy?" said mihosi
nasenki: yes,the same that is given of by the mechnora
washu: I noticed a time flux, while I was in my sub-space lab
nasenki: time flux?
Mihoshi: its this thing when a time is screwed up and we have to fix it and oh-no I've gone crossed eyed.
Everyone: MIHOSHI!!
sweat drops on everyone
nasenki: uhh… nevermind
ayeka whispers to ryoko
ayeka: they're almost identical aren't they?
Ryoko: I know they're both rock heads
washu is trying to explain time-space contitinum to mihosi and nasenki, but they stand blank
nasenki: so you mean time and space are related and you lab is connected to a space warp using the Heizenburg method?
everyone looks at nasenki in astonishment
nasenki: allow me to explain I was granted with all knowledge in the universe
washu: all…the…knowledge..in the universe?
washu grabs nasenki
washu: COME WITH ME!
Nasenki: AHH!! Let go!!
she takes him into her lab
ayeka: huh?

wahsu's lab
washu: so nasenki, you have all the knowledge in the universe,
nasenki: uhhh.. yeah why do you ask?
Washu: well how about you tell me the secrets of the cosmos?
Nasenki: eheh sorry I can't
Washu: WHY NOT?
Nasenki: I am forbade to give the secrets of the future to mortals, I apologize
Washu: oh.., hey….I got a idea
She smiles sinisterly
nasenki: uh….
She straps him to a table and rotates it so he's standing up
washu: I'm going to examine you, nasenki
nasenki: EXAMINE!!
Washu: just hold still
She takes various tests and is down to the last one
washu: the last test, I want to see how you reproduce, so that means…
nasenki: reproduce??
washu gets a cup
nasenki: gotta go
rips out the restraints and runs for the door
washu: you aren't going any where
she presses a button 2 robot chase after him
nasenki: robots?
nasenki: withdraws his claws form his wrists and slices the robots up and escapes through the door
washu: dang, so close
living room
nasenki is leaning against the door with a look of panic on his face
nasenki: she's….crazy
everybody: yep
nasenki sits down with everybody.
Mihosi: nasenki you want some lunch?
Nasenki: no I don't eat
Tenchi: don't eat?
Ayeka: how is that possible?
Ryoko: you need to eat stupid
Nasenki:I don't eat anything that comes from the earth, I make my own food like plants
Mihosi: so your like a flower?
Nasenki: kinda
Tenchi: in that case would you like some water?
Nasenki: that is something I need
Ayeka: nasenki, I was thinking if you're the guardian of the earth, how come there are no other guardians for the different planets, jurai is an important planet and there is no guardian
Nasenki: there are seven guardians of seven planets; the seven planets are the omega planets
Tenchi: metaplanets?
Nasenki: the omega planets are the producers of life, they're seven different types of species and each originated from these planets
Ayeka: YOU KNOW THE SECRET OF LIFE?
Nasenki: yeah, everybody does
Ryoko: No we don't or else we won't be shocked
Nasenki: listen the meaning of life is different for people, life is what you make of it, and there is no destiny, only you shape your future
Mihosi: wow that's deep
Nasenki: yea , I guess so ehehe
washu walks in to sit down
Nasenki: AH!!!
he runs behind mihoshi
mihoshi: eheheh calm down nasenki its only washu
nasenki: huh? Oh..kay mihoshi, whatever you say
look at each other like that way a couple would
ayeka: huh?
Ryoko: beats me
nasenki jumps up and runs out the door
ryoko: now wheres he going
everybody follows after him

woods
Now that I have come to the future and that guardian is sleeping I can finally take one of the omega planets for my own
a big bug/elephant creature laughs evily
nasenki stands in the brush listening to him
nasenki: no…I can't be Moreno, I killed him with my bare hands
moreno sniffs and looks around
Moreno: hmm….. it must be nothing, time to implant the crystals
nasenki jumps out of the bushes claws withdrawn
nasenki: NO! THIS TIME YOU DIE MORENO!
Moreno: NO nasenki, how is this possible
nasenki slices moreno arm of
moreno: AHHH!! Nasenki how is your awake?
Nasenki: I will always be here to stop you moreno
they fight damaging each other, tenchi and the rest show up
ayeka: WHAT IS THAT?
Ryoko: looks like a bug
Tenchi: Nasenki!!
Mihoshi: get that bad bug nasenki
Sasami: don't get hurt nasenki
Washu: hmmm.. I've never seen this before
washu pulls out her laptop
nasenki: moreno!!!
he forms fire in his hand sprays him with lava
moreno: AHH!!
nasenki sprays water over moreno and the lava cools and hardens
nasenki: TIME TO DIE!!
nasenki takes out his staff and shoves it in the ground, then he pulls out a sword
moreno: NASENKI, I"LL KILL YOU
nasenki slices through the rock and it explodes
mihoshi: Nasenki!!
mihoshi runs and hugs him
nasenki: mihoshi….
mihoshi: are you okay??
Nasenki: yes
he stabs the sword into the ground and pulls out his staff and puts away his staff