I don't Own Inuyasha Rumiko Takahashi, and VIZ Media do, Rated R Language
By request written for TheLostPrincessOfTheEast, wiseass Inu tells others he and Kag did it in the janitors closet. Little does he know he's just unleashed a monster in revenge mode Kagome and is about to learn the true meaning of pranking hell, Jakotsu helps Kag play a hilarious warped trick on Inu. Complete one shot, updated extended Feb 16 2012, Inu/Kag
High School Hell
By Raven 2010, July 30 2011
First day banter, bad, bad hanyou, will he ever learn?
"Sorry flea trap no dogs allowed on the school grounds" Kouga tormented Inuyasha the day before the first day of high school started "Guess that means you'll be staying home"
"Then that rule applies to you idiot wolves are canines to" Inuyasha reminded
"Ah why don't you two mutts just sharpen your claws and fangs on each others butts and get it over with already?" Kagura teased
"How about you volunteer your butt sweet stuff" Kouga replied with a wolfish grin
"I'll take a piece of that my damn self" Inuyasha added
"I want to see that" Miroku said
"Two pervy canines no waiting" Ayame joked
"Woof, woof baby" both Inuyasha, and Kouga answered in the same breath
First day of school
It was the beginning of the high school year, Sango, Sesshoumaru, Kouga, and the rest of the gang were there "Hey mangy wolf what the hell are you doing here, don't you have a kennel your supposed to be in? what did you escape? Wiseass Inuyasha said, "I should call them and tell them where their escaped flea bag is"
"Hey dog, I mean sewer breath woof damn do you know what toothpaste is? Cause your breath is rank your stinking up and polluting the whole damn school, I'm gonna puke" Kouga retorted and at the same time clamped a hand over his mouth
"Ow, Inuyasha exclaimed" damn fluffy what the fuck was that for? He said when Sesshoumaru smacked him upside the head, "Ya constipated fluff ball"
"Grow up, your so juvenile" Sesshoumaru replied "And an imbecile, perhaps I should call an ambulance and have you taken to the brain implant unit so they can install a brain in that empty skull of yours"
"Ha, ha, ha Mutt face got bitch slapped" Kouga ragged "Stings don't it?"
"Ah shut it Shima" Inuyasha retorted "Where's your mini skirt and nylons and that low cut hooker shirt you always wear with it?
"Make me, oh that's right girls cant fight" Kouga ragged "Need some Midol? You better go on the pill we wouldn't want you getting knocked up, You just described your clothes and that draws horny boys in droves"
"Major seven degree wolf burn" Miroku razzed "But rug burn is always better"
"Ladies are we gonna have a cat fight? Meeeeeow" Jakotsu wisecracked in a girly voice, sounding too much like a real one "No claws girls I hate the sight of blood"
"Get bent Tinkerbell" and where's your little fairy suit, ain't fairies supposed to have wings, fly around, and a magic wand? Inuyasha needled "Bad faire, guess you don't get a cookie"
Then Jakotsu surprised the group, in a deep voice never heard form him before "When I do get the wand I'll shove it straight up your constipated ass then you'll never need a laxative again"
"Oooooooh shit" the others exclaimed
"Bend over little brother, it's going to be one long hell of a ride" Sesshoumaru badgered "Jak make sure to lube it first would not want it to get stuck"
"After you princess" Inuyasha shot back
"Nope sorry to disappoint, not, the offer was made to and is only for you" Sesshoumaru replied
"How's that pink lace thong you're wearing holding up? Inuyasha said
"You tell me since it is you who is wearing the infernal contraption" Sesshoumaru calmly replied "I do not like them on my females I like my females parts free to roam"
"Over perfumed ass wipe"
"Inusaya you may wipe all the asses you want, I care not, so long as you do not ever try to wipe mine" Sesshoumaru taunted "I only wipe pussy, slurp" he added "Rusty, mold growing, crusty virgin"
"Hey I resent that remark, I ain't no virgin" Inuyasha said, "Rover needs dog tags mutt and a leash"
"Prove it" Sesshoumaru dared barely able to keep from laughing "Roses are red, violets are blue Inuyasha is going to die a virgin it's true"
"I told ya, I am not a fucking virgin, asshole fluffy cant get it up so all he can do is dive the muffy, must be a bitch getting that hair out of your teeth" hah? Better buy some dental tools"
"Prove it, prove it," the others chanted, knowing he had no proof
"Inuyasha's so cherry he's gonna turn red and look like one" Miroku ragged "We can call him Inucherry, or Cherryyasha"
"Well at least I'm not groping every ass in sight Miroku I mean Miroho"
"At least I am making contact with the female gender" Miroku shot back "If you only knew what your missing"
Kagura walked over to Inuyasha and bent over "Go ahead Yasha have a feel I don't mind, I won't get mad, go ahead stroke my bottom. We could go in the closet for some private anatomy lessons"
"Ooo, ooo, ooo, me next" the other males teased, waving their raised hands
"I'll meet you in the closet" Miroku joked
"Eee, gulp, I, it ain't right" the nervous hanyou replied, "I am not a stinking pervert like Miroku"
"Reaction of a virgin" Sesshoumaru needled "That pipe is so brittle it's cracked"
"Yeah a hot beautiful woman offered him her butt and to take him in the closet for private anatomy lessons and he wusses out" Kouga needled
"I'll take it," Bankotsu teased
"Fuck you assholes I get my fair share, I just don't brag about it that's all" Inuyasha retorted "Nosy bastards"
"Cough, cough virgin cough" the other guys said
"Butt lickers" Inuyasha shot back "Bunch of withering on the vine dried up old grapes"
"Nope I only lick three things, popsicles, lollypops, and something special its pink in the middle and has a nice round little hole in the center, slurp" Bankotsu said, enjoying the shade of red covering the hanyous face "Honey coated yum"
"Shut up, shut up, shut up" Inuyasha snapped, "You fuckers are making my brain bleed"
"Ah yes I know that particular treat well" Miroku added "Yum"
"Oh yes the thing with the ring in the middle, that's labeled tasty treat" Kouga added, "With whipped cream surrounded it's known as the special cream donut"
"Yes a wonderful desert indeed" Sesshoumaru taunted "I love mine with chocolate sauce and sometimes with a cherry on top. A treat that cant be beat"
"If I liked and ate them mine would have to be with vanilla ice cream," Jakotsu teased
"I will let you try mine with strawberries" Sango razzed knowing it'd drive him up a wall
"Gods my ears are bleeding, fuck this shit I'm out of here ya sick bunch of bastards. Oh I need a gallon of sake" Inuyasha said then ran like hell
"Need a Kotex pad? Miroku ragged "Some hot tea perhaps?
"Well boys I guess he's done for now" Ayame said smiling evilly "Poor baby"
Anatomy, getting boned, sausage deluxe, lace surprise, it's raining
"Yes my favorite class" Sesshoumaru thought on his way to class
"Damn it is times like this that I want to kick myself in the ass for not bringing a camcorder to class," Kouga said
"Not to worry my little wolf I've got my pocket size digital camera eight hours of filming time," Kagura told him
"I love you man" Kouga joked
"Aw my sweet wolfy" Kagura replied
Anatomy class "Hey I know this is about to get sick" Kouga remarked
"Oh yes I know, and can feel that Sessh is up to something totally wicked" Kagome replied
"Goody that means mutt face is in for it" Kouga stated, "If Sessh was a girl I'd kiss him to say thanks"
"Look children no wonder Sessh is up to no good we have special anatomy parts today," Kagura said
"Shit it's like a frigging organ banquet in here" Sango commented
Sesshoumaru walked in took one look "Hehehe" he laughed
"Sessh you sadistic bastard" Bankotsu said, "Your plotting something evil I know it"
"I know, what can I say boys I enjoy my work?" Sesshoumaru replied smiling evilly
Naraku was the anatomy class teacher "I do not even want to know what you little monsters are up to" he stated "But I will say this so long as you do not wreck my class have fun"
"Thank you teach," they all said in the same breath
"Sniff, sniff, here comes dog breath," Kouga announced
"Inuyasha came in "Poor bastard" Naraku thought "Better him then me"
Sesshoumaru got up, reached over, and grabbed one of the anatomy parts, then walked over to Inuyasha "Hm, little brother what is this?"
Inuyasha turned to look "Well if you don't know what it is then don't ask me. Dumb ass dog"
"Bet you do not know what it is either" do you? Sesshoumaru taunted, "Obviously you've never met one in person"
'Yeah it's a model of your mouth" Inuyasha shot back "Damn lost all your teeth to sucks to be you, hah?"
"I believe it is called a vagina, you would know that if you had ever as you have claimed to made it's acquaintance before" Sesshoumaru teased smiling evilly "Poor pup"
"What is this? Inuyasha retorted shaking his fist at his tormenting brother
"The very hand you so frequently use to stroke your little winky with on those many cold and lonely girl free nights" Sesshoumaru needled "I hope you had the decency to thoroughly wash it after"
"Hey dog breath what's this? Kouga teased waving the item in question back and forth
"Sesshoumaru's tongue, because he's lacking elsewhere so he has to use that instead" Inuyasha answered, referring to the fake penis in Kouga's hand "So sad"
"Why little brother do you insist upon telling us of what your lacking?
"Sesshoumaru I mean Sessblowmaru, cant stick it so you got to lick it" Inuyasha retorted "Girls hate rubber dicks at least mine's real"
"Speaking from experience, which I'm sure you have an over abundance of" Sesshoumaru retorted, "Does that rubber chafe your leg when you strap it on?
"They are truly sick, but fun, this class will be anything but boring" thought Naraku "Inuyasha would you please com to the front of the class and help me?
"Sure" he answered, then walked up to the front of the class
"Shit Sessh you wouldn't? Kagura asked
"Wouldn't I? Sesshoumaru replied, "I think you know me better then that, hehehe"
"You never give the poor puppy a break" do you? Ayame asked
"No, and why start now?" Sesshoumaru answered "Wait I promise you, you will laugh your asses off"
"Inuyasha what part is this? Naraku asked, using the body model
"The pelvis"
"And this? Naraku asked pointing to the skeleton opposite the body model
"The spinal" Inuyasha started
"Shit here it comes" Jakotsu thought "Oh my poor doggy"
Then it happened the skeleton jumped off the hook it was hanging from, ran over to Inuyasha, wrapped it's boney arms around the startled hanyou, and began rubbing against him. Then it leapt up and all at once wrapped it's legs around his waist, arms around his neck, and started humping him and kissing his cheeks, then lovingly nipped his neck, then the shocker it moaned
"Eek it's alive, eew get off, get off, get off" Inuyasha demanded as it were alive "Let go ya boney humping letch"
"I believe that, that is what it's trying to do" Jakotsu ragged
"Or get you off" why not relax and enjoy the ride? Sango teased, "Put some hip into it thrust brother thrust don't leave her to do all the work"
"A lazy lover" Sesshoumaru wisecracked
"Once you pop your cookies you'll feel a whole lot better" Kagome razzed
Oh baby yes give it to me yes harder that's it oh, oh ,oh I'm yeeeees," Kagura sounded like she was having an orgasm "Phew that was hot now I need a cigarette"
"Kag, Kagura your sick" laughing Bankotsu gasped
"Thank you dear Banky"
"Hey mutt face make sure you use a condom you wouldn't want to knock her up" Kouga needled "Better get neutered you aren't ready for puppies yet"
"You two should really take that in the closet, there's one right over there," Ayame pointed out
"Now that's getting boned," Miroku added
"Aw she's just showing the world how much she loves you" Jakotsu teased "Horny little thing isn't she?"
"Shut uuuuup" Inuyasha bellowed "You, you did this I know you did, you son of a bitch. You sick warped demented troll"
"Little brother you accuse me of such a dastardly deed" Sesshoumaru replied feigning indignation "You without reason seek to sully my reputation" do you have proof?
"I don't need any stinking proof this has you written all over it" Inuyasha retorted
"I still say without any proof you have no case, or claim of one. And I do not see my name as you claim written on it anywhere"
"I am going to kill you" Inuyasha yelled, freed himself from the skeleton, snapped off one of the leg bones, and proceeded to chase Sesshoumaru "Here let Yashy give you some boney love"
"Ouch daddy hurts so good" Sesshoumaru taunted "Oh yes Sesshy likes it like this"
"Stay still bone brain, and I'll give you hurts so good," Inuyasha said
"Well the Taisho brothers strike again" Naraku commented, and laughed his ass off "I do not know which one of the two is the most twisted"
"Shit I'm gonna have to start bringing a camcorder to school" Kouga said, "This is better then going to the movies"
"Well kids Sesshy wanted a good chase I guess he got one" Kagura commented, everyone nearly died laughing
At lunch time
Inuyasha had his chops all set for the nice sausage sub he had brought with him as his lunch, he went to the cafeteria counter to get his milk, and juice, then came back and sat down. He set up his spot on the table reached into the bag, pulled out the sub, unwrapped it, it wasn't until he went to take a bite that he saw the horror, a rubber penis laying there, replacing his beloved sausage, his eyes scanned the room to see who had the guiltiest look and target acquired
"Enjoy, it's the new sausage sub deluxe" Bankotsu taunted "Yummy, hah, eat up mutt?"
"Yeah and extra pork cause we know that's the way you like it" Miroku teased "Yes do enjoy it was not cheap"
"Got pork? Jakotsu added
"Want some mustard with that? Ayame asked, "Some pickles maybe"
"Don't forget the relish" Kagome joked
"Miroku, Bankotsu you two sons of bitches" Inuyasha screamed, leapt over the table, they ran with Inuyasha hot on their heels
In history class
"Inuyasha please tell us something about the history of the warring states era," Keade the teacher asked
No response at first "In the warring states era they" he started
"Tic tock mutt face" Kouga needled "Tick freakin tock we're all on the clock get your ass in gear"
"On the clock, hah?" Inuyasha replied ever so calmly "Go clock yourself" he calmly joked
"Shit he's to friggin calm" Miroku commented, "Oh this is so bad"
"Yep the crap's about to hit the fan" said Ayame
"Five, four, three, two, one, zero" Kagome counted "And they're off"
In the blink of an eye Kouga had a pink lace thigh high ladies stocking over his head "There's your damn freaking tic tock on the clock, little wolfette" Inuyasha taunted "He enjoys being a girl" Inuyasha sang "Dance for us"
"After I rip your tiny little microscopic size boy parts off, I'm gonna kill you" Kouga threatened "Dance I'm going to dance on your damn head"
"Now, now boys no violence, just wait it out till you calm down" Keade said "Then talk it out"
"Sorry teach, Kill first, class later" was Kouga's reply, Inuyasha ran, Kouga chased
"Woo hoo wolf witch can run who knew" Inuyasha taunted. The whole class erupted into fits of laughter "What the hell are you fuckers laughing at? Inuyasha bit
"Youuuuu" they all teased in unison
Inuyasha ran around the class, then to the back, then ran toward the front intent on escaping out through the classroom door, however when he neared Sesshoumaru's desk a foot tripped him causing him to fall flat on his face. And that's when the wasting no time wolf pounced on him, and immediately put him in a headlock, then pulled him up onto his feet
"Hello doggy" smirking Kouga said
"Sesshoumaru what the fuck? Inuyasha snapped
"Oops clumsy little brother" Sesshoumaru wisecracked "Bad coordination is a bitch, and such clumsiness is a disgrace to the Taisho family" he ragged
"I will get you for this, mark my words I'll get revenge," Inuyasha promised
"You can try imbecile but you will be wasting your time, learn form your past mistakes fool" Sesshoumaru said, "You always wind up the victim of your own folly"
"Sessh should I the shampoo special? Kouga asked
"I don't see why not" Sesshoumaru answered, "It is a special time, is it not?"
"Kouga so help me if you put me in the shower I will kill you" Inuyasha snapped
With that, said and done Kouga took off with his victim in hand "Hey Sesshoumaru what the hell's the shampoo special? Bankotsu inquired
"Inuyasha is under the assumption that Kouga is going to put him in the shower, however
Kouga is really going to give him a to" Sesshoumaru was cut off when they heard a scream and the class fell silence
A few seconds later the classroom door burst open, there stood Inuyasha rage filled eyes, and soaking wet hair "Sesshoumaru you knew you son of a bitch, you knew he was going to give me a toiled shampoo" Inuyasha bellowed
"Yes" and your point being? Sesshoumaru answered in a bored tone "You have finally bathed"
"My point is you better start sleeping with one eye open, because you'll never know when, how, or where" Inuyasha promised "Wait for it asshole, wait for it"
"Whatever, your childish, harmless, weak, your constantly failing pranks, mean nothing to me, and do not scare me" Sesshoumaru stated casually "Don't you think you best go shower, and put on some clean clothes? You do look rather indecent"
"Bastard you helped the stinking wolf, I won't forget this shit" Inuyasha snapped then left heading to the shower room
"Hehehe, know what the best part was, the janitor Sato just got done cleaning the toilets so the water was good and soapy, and lemon scented to" Kouga told them
"And that my dear fellow students is what we call a toilet shampoo" Sesshoumaru told them
"Sesshoumaru you are a sick twisted man, with your calm, cool demeanor I would never have thought it" Miroku said
"You know what they say folks it's always the quiet unsuspected ones that are the biggest hell raisers, and do the most damage" smiling evilly Ayame said
Two days later
Inuyasha was thirsting for revenge on Sesshoumaru sat at his favorite table alone enjoying his hot tea and meal rice balls and beef he slowly drank hit tea and ate his food. Suddenly a gush of freezing water came down on him from the water sprinkler in the ceiling soaking and chilling him from head to toe. Yes, it did exactly what Inuyasha rigged it to do
"Oh my fucking gods" Kagura exclaimed
"We can call Inuyasha rain man now" Miroku joked
"It ain't a toilet shampoo but it does the job, don't you think?" Inuyasha taunted his wet cold brother
"Run dumb ass" Kouga warned
"Little brother" evilly smiling Sesshoumaru calmly exclaimed
"Uh oh" the group said
"Wet dog on school grounds" isn't that against school rules or something? Inuyasha needled "Who's the bitch now?
"Really? Sesshoumaru replied
"Oh boy Sessh is to damn calm" Bankotsu said
Sesshoumaru lunged for Inuyasha Inuyasha easily dodged him and taunted "Good boy Fido fetch come on such a good boy that's a good puppy. Laters fluffy" he said and ran with Sesshoumaru hot on his heels
"Well I think we might be going to a funeral by the end of the day" Bankotsu joked
Goodies, the pad, new monster unleashed, with the help of friends, closet caper
The next day Kouga who always carried a bag of snacks with him to have after lunch, and always shared with the gang, every one was going about their usual daily activities. The lunch bell rang, then all the students grabbed their things, got up and quickly headed for the door, they all headed straight for the cafeteria when they arrived, they went inside, each took a tray got their food, then sat down at the tables
After lunch, Kouga opened and reached into his goody bag, anticipating his usual mound of treats without checking first he grabbed what was in there, with a grin, pulled it out. Then looked and after he did at the same time he immediately dropped it, his eyes widened, and a look of shocked horror crossed his handsome face and he mentally gulped
"Eeeeew" Kouga screeched "Disgusting, that is fucking sick"
There on the table sat a bloody Kotex pad, Kouga grabbed orange juice, ran to the trashcan, put his soiled hand over it, and poured the juice over it in an effort to clean his hand. He figured the acid in the orange juice would both clean his skin and kill any germs there were, Kouga's face was twisted in absolute disgust, he wanted bleach anything to remove the vileness, then thought
"Uh oh somebody's about to die" Kagome said
"Mutt faaaaace, you little prick get out here, I know you did this" Kouga screamed, he caught Inuyasha's scent then the murderous chase was on "You prick ya took my goodies, then put that disgusting thing in my bag"
"Well bastard you gave me a toilet shampoo like that's not disgusting" Inuyasha retorted "Wimpy whiny wolf"
After they were gone Seshoumaru, Ayame, and Kaugura caught a scent, then sniffed "That's not woman's blood, it's pigs blood, Kouga was so riled he wasn't paying attention, and didn't notice" Ayame said
"I guess even he's not low enough to use a woman's used discarded Kotex pad," Kagome stated
"Thank the kamis for that" Jakutsu replied, they had to admit it was funny, the bust out laughing
Two hours later Kouga came back alone, Inuyasha was in hiding, the group told Kouga what the pad really was "So he wants to play it that way" does he? Kouga indignantly said "Oh I will pay that little mutt for this" a group plan was hatched
Monday morning Inuyasha came to class wearing a cocky smug smile on his face "You know if a certain frustrated virgin got laid, he wouldn't be doing such disgusting things, even I would not do that sick shit" Kouga needled, knowing how much the hanyou hated being called a virgin
"Hey it ain't my fault you were on the rag and didn't want anybody to know, if you didn't want anyone to know you shouldn't have left your pad in the bag damn dude" don't you know what the hell a trash can is for? Inuyasha ragged
"Yeah to shove you in head first, nasty bastard, oh correction bitch"
"Well at least I'm not an uptight sexless, frigid wench" Inuyasha retorted
"If you got half the tail I get you wouldn't be able to walk straight" Kouga needled
"Unlike the perv Miroku I choose not to feel every ass that passes by" Inuyasha wise cracked
"How sad he holds on to his maiden purity because he fears woman, at least I am man enough to approach women" Miroku retorted "Unlike a mouthy dog I know"
"Yeah ya got to lick it before ya stick it" Bankotsu razzed "As much as he hates being called a virgin a little more should push him over the edge" he thought
"Don't forget boys first comes the massage" Sesshoumaru added, "Little brother is so pure he could be a priestess. Healer heal thyself"
"All the time virgin this, virgin that" what's with you bunch of butt wipes? Inuyasha shot back "Need some pointers do you"
"You always protest it then claim you've had your share. Prove it" Miroku badgered "I dare you"
"Ok assholes since you wanna know so bad, I wasn't going say anything, but if it'll get you fuckers off my back then fine," Inuyasha said
"Oh gods I just know this is going to be bad," Ayame stated
"Ah ha, I can feel it," Kagura told them "Don't know what it is just know he shouldn't do it"
"Well girls as long as it doesn't involve us" Kagome replied "Nice verbal bitch slapping contest though"
"Yep, and they call the female species vicious" Kagura said
"Alright bastards here's your proof Kagome and I did it in the janitors close and it was hot" smirking evilly Inuyasha falsely claimed
Bankotsu, Sesshoumaru, Miroku, Kouga, and Jakotsu all cringed "Oh crap" they thought
"Get ready for tornado Kagome" Ayame exclaimed
Then the others in the same breath said "Whaaaaat?
Much to the shock of everyone there the explosion never came Kagome was the only one who remained calm and seemingly uncaring about and un phased by the whole thing "It was good to" hah? Kagome said
Convinced Kagome was going along with it to help him out Inuyasha had a cocky smile "See bastards I told ya so and there's your proof, so now you can all shut up, hehehe"
"Inuyasha come here sexy? Kagome asked
Inuyasha walked over to her "What's up Kags?
She got him to bend his head down, put her mouth near his ear, then said, "Meet me in the janitors closet at lunch time it's private and we can have some real fun. I want to test those pipes myself"
"For real? He asked, "Your not going to kill or castrate me?
"Wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it" Kagome answered "And no I want those pipes undamaged"
"Sure glad to" Inuyasha agreed, he had to use the bathroom, while in the bathroom holding his shaft he looked down "See your gonna be having fun later we both will so be a good boy until then"
In the classroom
"Ok Kagome your creeping me out" why aren't you mad? Sango said
"Yeah what gives? Ayame said, "Your almost happy it's creepy"
"Ok spill" Kagura told her
"Yes miko what are you up to? Sesshoumaru asked "And please tell me that it is something really rotten that will make little brother suffer"
"And what ever it is we want in on it" Kouga said, and the others agreed
"I knew you'd all see things my way," Kagome answered smiling evilly, she told them her idea, and they hatched their wicked plan, and waited for the time to come "Gods I love my work my first impulse was to rip his dick off but then I got this idea"
Inuyasha came back "Hey Kags" he said with a sexy smile
Kagome got him to bend his head down again and whispered in his ear "When you come to the closet take your shirt off before you come in I want to feel you I always wondered it would be like. I'll have my panties off to" she promised
"Damn wench cut it out, don't give me a boner till we get in the closet, for a guy with a hard on waiting till lunch is forever" Inuyasha said, "Oh am I going to part that forest"
"I promise it will be worth the wait" she replied
"Damn you're a sexy bitch, sorry I lied earlier, but now I'm glad I did," he told her
It was 12::pm lunch time Kagome winked at Inuyasha and left first, the rest of the students left. Inuyasha waited he was having an adrenalin rush in anticipation of the coming event. He left the classroom, and made a beeline straight for the closet, took his shirt off, reached out and turned the door knob, opened the door, and saw the outline of the body of the woman inside waiting for him inside the dark closet
He stepped in and closed the door behind him and promised her he'd make her feel good and that she'd never forget it, next he felt her arms around his waist, he leaned in and was about to kiss her. Then suddenly the door burst open, and a flash bulb went off temporarily blinding him, then other cameras were heard snapping pictures, of him bare chested in the closet and Kagome's arms around his waist, Kouga was using a camcorder for the whole event
"Hey what the fuck? Inuyasha snapped "You jerk offs"
"That's all the proof I need" Miroku said
"Beautiful" Bankotsu commented "A work of art"
"Knew you could do it" Ayame added "Smile pretty now and show some fang"
When Inuyasha's eyes adjusted to the light once more and he was able to see again, then he looked and that's when he saw Kagome standing in front of his classmates snapping pictures. Then with deep dread in his heart he turned his head to the side and looked, his eyes grew wide as saucers, he gasped, then, gulped, Inside the closet beside him bigger then life was none other then Jakotsu smiling
"Eeeeeee" Inuyasha screeched, then jumped out of the closet "Gross, disgusting"
"Congrats mutt face" Kouga teased "First times a bitch hah?"
"Why Inuyasha she is a beauty beyond compare" Kagome ragged "Secret love is even hotter hotter and so sweet"
"There you go little brother I knew you had it in you" Sesshoumaru teased "Hope your poor wee, wee doesn't hurt to bad"
'When's the wedding? Sango needled "I could help you pick out rings"
"Here comes the groom he's still on his honeymoon" Miroku taunted "Pace your humping wouldn't want to die on the wedding night"
"Come back to bed honey," said Jakotsu who was enjoying his part in torturing Inuyasha teased "Sniff, sniff, and you said you wuved me" wanna go for round 3, Lover?"
"Jakotsu one more word from you and I will scalp you" got it? Inuyasha warned flexing his claws "You fucking assholes this is the worst, and dirtiest trick of all" he barked
"So was lying and saying you did it with Kagome in the janitor's closet," Sango reminded, "You could have made it rough for her then because of your mouth other guys would want a piece from her"
"Yes little brother telling a lie like that on the miko is detrimental to her," Sesshoumaru said
"Well at least I didn't do something sick like this, then take pictures" Inuyasha complained "Perverted fucks"
"What no date first? Kagome ragged "Cheap bastard you could have at least bought Jakotsu a diamond engagement ring and wedding ring and waited until the wedding night" Kagome ragged
"Gods damn it wench will ya stop adding to their bullshit.? They don't need anymore help traitor"
"What? You take a girls virtue the least you could do is marry her" have you no respect sense of honor, I am so disappointed" she teased
"Sick fucked up wench" Inuyasha retorted, "You just wait" Inuyasha said
Show and tell, poetry war
Next day
"It's ok we all understand about secret love we won't tell anyone else promise" Kagome ragged "So tell me what was it like? Bet it was hot" Hah? Did you start off slow?
"You wanna know what it was like" do ya? Hmmm little wenchy?"
"Yes so start telling me already" Kagome coaxed "Jeez I wouldn't ask if I didn't want to know"
"Are you sure? He asked again with a devilish smile "Think about that statement"
"Uh oh mutts about to spring something" Kouga whispered
Then it hit her he was up to no earthly good "Uh that's ok never mind" she nervously replied "It's none of my business never should have asked"
"What? My little wench" he teased smiling evilly "Inu's here no need to fear my cute little wenchling"
"Gulp, crap" she nervously got out "Inuyasha I, uh, um I, I"
"I what? Come on my little wenchykins," tell me Inu wants to hear all about it" he taunted, "I am just a curious hanyou, and I'm all ears so start talking, we've got all day"
"I um, I gotta got to the bathroom, ah yeah that's it, bathroom" Kagome managed to say, then started trying to inch away form him "Gotta get away, gotta get away" she thought
"Want to know what it's like Kagsy wagsy? I want to tell you all about it"
"Oh that's ok, never mind that's a private thing doesn't concern me"
"No wait I have to tell you first then you can go promise" he teased, "You know I'd never deny you"
"No never mind I was wrong I don't want to know" Kagome answered then turned to run
Before she could get to move one foot in front of her to run she was over Inuyasha's shoulder "It's better if I show you rather then tell you" he taunted
All that was seen was a silver streak that darted with it's catch into the closet, yep Kagome was locked inside the janitors closet with our favorite hanyou who stood in front of the door preventing her escape. To increase her torment he made sure to close in on her slowly then muffled
"Inuyasha let me out" pretty please? "I'll never rag you again'
"Nope"
"Inu, Inu, Inuyasha wha, what are you?
"Growl" from Inuyasha was the last thing they heard before it all went quiet
"Well children lets give them some privacy shall we? Miroku said with his best with the biggest hentai smile "Ah young love"
As they headed back to class "Hm, interesting little brother is finally taking the initiative" Sesshoumaru commented
"Yup I think that little stunt just got our Kagsy laid" wise ass Kagura said with a sneaky grin, when they all turned their eyes to her "What? Well it's true I only spoke the truth"
"Oh yeah Inuyasha's drill drilling for oil" Bankotsu wisecracked
"Hey when they come back lets have some fun with Inuyasha" Ayame said
"Ya that's if he lets Kagome out" Sango joked "You know how horny dogs are there is no escape"
2::50 pm the love birds returned to class Kagome was unusually quiet, and subdued, while Inuyasha grinned wickedly "Inuyasha's feeling merry cause she popped his cherry" Miroku ragged
"Look at the time 12:20 pm to 2:50 pm horny fucker" Bankotsu teased "It's a wonder it didn't fall off"
"Yup dog breath went closet surfing" Kouga joked "Surfs up"
"Tell me little brother when you dove under that skirt did the first time hurt? Were you a good dog and avoided breaking your log? For a long time you humped like hell" tell me after did it swell? Sesshoumaru poetically needled
"His name is Sesshoumaru with his pecker he knows not what to do, he is also known as fluffy and he is an expert at diving muffy. Damn it's hell" tell me after did your tongue swell? For her your tongue brought joyous relief but when the hair got stuck in your teeth gave you only grief' Inuyasha shot back
"Little brother has just become an ex virgin from the female gender he used to run as if being chased with a gun. Now he tries to stand proud and tall thinking he knows it all, when to him pussy is still a mystery" Sesshoumaru retorted
"Sesshy just wishes it was his turn to get rug burn, he's smelling musty cause down south he is so crusty. Though he loves to taunt and scoff, he is really afraid his joy stick is going to fall off. Boo hoo oh what will he do when it turns black and blue?" Inuyasha shot back
"I fear he speaks from experience believe it or not he needed books and a map to find a girls hot spot, it is sad to see that the miko could write a book about his inadequacy. He did not even know how to give oral pleasure when he dove into her sacred treasure"
"Whoa major burn" the other students commented
"Yup on both sides to" Kagura added
"Shit this is better then the comedy hour on TV" Miroku exclaimed
"Man we should be taping this shit" Sango told them
"Damn we could enter it in a contest and win a butt load of money" said Ayame
"Wait kids it's not over yet" Kagura added
"He thinks he's diamonds and pearls but it don't help him get the girls, in reality he's a frustrated little witch feeling bitchy cause he cannot cure an itch. If your feeling down they have Viagra use then some chick will tag ya" Inuyasha ragged
"Inuyasha Taisho acts like a little ho no modesty does he show, now that he's finally got some bootay guess he can put that rubber doll away. Well at least in his wallet she made no dent for on his rubber woman, no money was spent and best part is he could not get her pregnant. No he cannot dance but around he'll prance, around he will twirl yes he moves like a little girl" Sesshoumaru shot back he won
Then everyone noticed Kagome was the only one not saying a word, or joining in the fun, which was very unlike her. She was also sitting with her neck cradled in her hand, leaning on the desk, silently watching the brotherly exchange. Kagura decided she would make it her mission to find out what was up with her friend
"Hey Kags are you alright? Kagura asked
"Yes fine" Kagome replied "Just enjoying the show"
"Then why are you sitting with your neck cradled in your hand like that? Sango inquired "Hiding a love bite, are we?"
"I'm just watching, and enjoying the brotherly banter" Kagome answered
"Girls she's hiding something" Ayame said in a teasing tone
"No, you nosy broads" Kagome wisecracked "I have one mother I do not need three more"
"Bullshit" was Kagura's reply
In the blink of an eye Sango had Kagome's arms pinned down, Kagura pulled the collar of her shirt on the left side back some, they looked "Ah ha, I knew it" Ayame said when they saw Inuyasha's mating mark on her neck "Why Kagsy you little vixen you" she teased
Inuyasha stood there smirking "You've taken a mate, father would be proud" Sesshoumaru remarked, then pulled the collar of Inuyasha's shirt back exposing his mating mark "Hm, nice work miko" he said admiring it
"Congratulations Kagome" Kagura, Ayame, and Sango said in the same breath
"Damn women so emotional" Inuyasha wisecracked "Do they ever take a break?
"Ah shut up" they replied
"Well old man bout time" Bankotsu razzed
"Hey mutt face how are you going to break the news to that rubber girlfriend of yours? that Sesshoumaru mentioned" Kouga taunted
"I never had one stupid, and I'll kill you, you dumb ass wolf" Inuyasha bit
"Sniff, sniff and you never introduced her to me I thought we were friends" why Inuyasha, why? Sniff" Miroku teased faking sadness and tears "I'm so hurt"
"Not yet but you will be real soon after I thump you a couple hundred times" Inuyasha threatened "So monk is that what your into humping rubber girls? Hmmm? He taunted
"Well I wouldn't have stolen her from you, you know I am never one to stand in the way of true love"
"I'll give ya true love you low life little you perverted little weasel" Inuyasha said then bonked Miroku over the head
"Ow, why does love have to be so painful?" Miroku ragged
"Because you're a perverted pain" Sango joked
When they left school they all headed to Kagome's house, Kagome, and Inuyasha told her mother Hitomi they were mated, Hitomi at first was shocked, but then hugged Inuyasha and welcomed him into the family. They had a dinner to celebrate the special occasion, who would have thought that a simple closet prank could lead to a permanent mating, that closet would always hold fond memories for them and they'd have a special fondness for it