Dick adjusted the mirrors on the brand new Lamborghini. He reached into the glove box and pulled out a small remote with a single grey button. After pressing the button the noise of grinding metal echoed in the large garage as the door was hoisted up. Slowly Dick turned his head scanning the garage one last time before inserting the engine key. His blue eyes darted back and forth as the engine roared to life. He really was getting away with this.
With a satisfied smirk Dick pulled the gear shift into reverse. Slowly the expensive car rolled out of the garage and into the court yard. He tossed cautious glances in every direction as he shifted gears once more and pulled out of Wayne Manor. A breath of reprieve was released as he pulled off the grounds and into city traffic.
After sitting bored in the leather seat for an hour Dick finally surrendered to his urge for speed. He pulls off at the first exit to the highway, and he zooms past various cars. Gaining even more bravery, he pulls his iPod from his pocket and plugs the device into the car stereo and flips it to shuffle. With another satisfied smirk, Dick relaxes into the deep bass of a metal band.
The speedometer reaches 80 mph by the time the song ends. Dick had rolled down the windows for fresh air seeing it was a lovely day. The sun shined brightly glaring off the dashboard causing the young man to squint until he finally found his sun glasses in the back of the glove box. He relaxed into the seat as the speedometer climbed at a slow rate, until the next song played.
"To the batmobile! Let's go!" a voice echoed out the windows.
Dick's mouth dropped at the recognition of the song. "Wally… you really did it!" Loud laughter erupted at the memory…
"Dude… you seen my iPod?" Robin asked as he shuffled through various things on his desk.
"You have an iPod?" a bouncing red head responded from the bed.
"Yes! You know I… What did you do with it," the Boy Wonder deadpanned and glared from behind the domino mask.
"I don't know what you are talking about. I never knew you have an iPod touch with an engraving saying 'No hacking is to be done on this.' I never knew about that," Kid Flash jumped up from the bed and gave a look of fake innocence.
The two boys locked eyes for nearly five minutes before Robin turned and rummaged through his desk once more. "I swear when I later find it in your room, you better be ready for revenge."
"There shall be no need for revenge for I am not the culprit… Got to go!" a streak of yellow and red dashed out the door leaving an annoyed Robin to plot revenge.
Only a couple hours later Robin walked into his room to see a box with a bow sitting in the middle of his bed. The small box was yellow and the ribbon red; a dead give a way for whom had left it there. He pulled the bow off and lifted the lid. Inside sat the iPod with a small sticky note. 'Guess what I found! I even put a little gift on it ;) Nananananana Batman!'
A small smile graced Robin's lips as he mumbled, "Idiot."
Dick smiled even larger as the instrumentals played after the short speaking part. Instantly he pressed his foot to gas pedal with all his force. The car roared as it zoomed past cars and speedometer reached well past 100.
"Batman! Batman! Batman!" female voices sang with varying keys. Dick turned up the stereo even more to hear over the howling wind as it whipped around inside the car.
The Lamborghini weaved through the scattered cars with precision. Honks from the surrounds cars blared until they died off as Dick drove away.
"Danananananananananana Batman!" the ending played. Before the next song could begin playing, a siren sounded and bright red and blue lights flashed in the mirror.
"Oh," Dick looked at the speedometer. "Fudgsicles."
~_~ DANANANANANANANA BATMAN!~_~
"What the hell where you thinking? Not only did you take the car, the very expensive car by the way, without permission, but you were going nearly 150! You only got your license a week ago! You could have crashed! Just… What the hell where you thinking?" Bruce demanded the second the door closed after the police officer dropped him off.
Alfred poked his head around the corner in curiosity and possibly fear for the young ward's life.
Dick took a deep breath, knowing there was no way of getting out this. "Danananananananana Batman!" the teenager belted out.
Bruce let his mouth hang open for a moment. Before he could stop himself, he clapped his hand over his eyes and shook his head. Not trusting his voice, Bruce simply pointed up the stairs towards Dick's room.
The young man walked past the smirking Alfred with a wink then raced up the stairs.
A/N: Oh god… Just… Oh god. What have I done? So back story to this: I was driving in my green bug. IPod on shuffle. The rare sight of me wearing sun glasses. Windows down. Batman suddenly comes on. A pretty damn great moment in my life! It was just great… And so I decided Dick would probably enjoy being Batman for a couple seconds XD Luckily for me no cops caught me going nearly 100 in a 55 mph zone .… Unlike Dick XD So anyway! Yes, that moment inspired this as well as others… so I now have various ideas of the entire Young Justice group having random Batman moments. So if you guys wanna read them go ahead and send a comment/review!