LOL, ENJOY! Hope you don't take this too seriously.
Bright eye, bushy tail, the squirrels are ready to breed. It is a fantastic morning, won't go on how fabulous it is but it just is. It is time for school, Edd could sense today is going to be a great day. After finishing his morning routines he left. On the way to school he sees Kevin, that hunk of a jock.
"Oh my…" he says in his head.
He's been having wet dreams and what not about Kevin. Edd even dropped a mark on his algebra exam because he was day dreaming about Kevs.
Edd loves green, recycling, using bio degradable items…etc. and Kevin is the greenest apple to his eyes. WOW!
'Bring, bring' says Kevin's bike. 'Honk-edd-y-honk, honk, hot stuff coming through' is all Edd could hear.
Kevin winks at him as he passes. Blushes soon explode on to the surface of Edd's face, pink like a medium-rare steak. This delicious piece of nerd can't stop staring at him until he is out of his sight. Not long after Kevin left, he realises he is almost late for school. For the first time of his high school life he isn't the first one to arrive to school. Shocking! Edd, what has your life come to?
The bell rings through the hallways, alarming children, kids (or whatever) that class has ended and it's time for lunch. Edd exits his classroom just when he did he sees the jock walks through the hallway. He just came out from practice.
Sweat dripping down his forehead and his neck, manly odder brews in the air. The world animates in slow motion as Kevin walks through. Life has suddenly turned into a chick flick. Tight pants wrapping that wild ass that begs to be seen. Oh the glory of Kevin's butt.
He is blessed with calves that turn lesbians straight and biceps that turn straight men gay. His shirt is asking to be ripped apart. Beneath is a torso that roars with 100% manly juice.
With the face of an angel the voice of an alpha, Edd wants him bad.
Is it getting hot or what? The hallway starts to sizzle. Someone get the fire extinguisher!
I'm not even sure if I should keep writing xD
Oh my gosh, I had too much fun writing this. Place me next to twilight, I can't write.