Brian and Stewie run into the ghost of the chicken who all the sudden turns into a gay guy with pearl earrings and a white sparkly dress with matching heels. The gay guy runs off with the pedophile that usually is only blah into little boys and the spoon and that damn spork run away with them. A spork is officially the bastard child of a fork and a spoon. It's that or the mutation of spoon and a fork. The Area 51 people still won't tell us.
Peter decided to go back to Texas to marry a bull who was in love with the choking the weasel frog. The reason why it was called the choking the weasel frog is because its ancestor was a weasel and a frog. No one knows where the choking part came from. Peter and the bull finally marry since he divorced Lois who is in a lesbian relationship with someone she met on the internet. Oh by the way, Stewie and Brian are madly in love with each other but they don't know it yet. Well actually Stewie does but Brian hasn't realized his feelings yet. The bull finally realized that choking the weasel frog could never be with him since he is married to Peter while choking the weasel frog decided to be a monk.
The cat was caught in Lois's panty hose. To punish the cat she took away his catnip and wine which caused him to go crazy. He tore up the sofa, the love seat, the recliner, and… her sexy sex outfits! Dun… Dun… Dun… Oh no! Now Lois is challenging the cat to a cat fight. This won't be pretty folks but it damn will be entertaining. But what is this? Peter and the bull have now joined the cat night. What the hell? Just when I thought this story couldn't get any weirder, the chicken appears. Wait? I killed you! Oh well. Anyway, they're all fighting now and whoever wins can have the catnip and wine. The cat ends up winning and kicks everybody else out. So now Peter, Lois, her lesbian lover from the internet, and the bull are living in the streets. The cat always liked Brian and Stewie so they still had a home. The choking the weasel frog is still a monk and has no idea what just went down in Quohog.