I was bored...and I was listening to Green Day. So yeah! I don't own My Babysitter's a Vampire or Green Day. (Crap)

"Don't wanna be an American idiot!"

It was a Friday night, and the gang was gathered at Ethan's house because Sarah was babysitting. Erica and Benny's new thing was singing. All the time.

"Don't want a nation under the new media!"

Sarah was upstairs putting Jane to bed, and Ethan was popping popcorn for the Starwars marathon that was coming on.

"Can't you hear the sound of hyseria?"

Benny was using his Mountain Dew bottle as a microphone, and Erica was using one of Jane's hairbrushes.

"The sublimal mind...fuck America."

Sarah had just walked down the stairs in time to hear this. "Benny, Erica, what do you think your doing? Jane isn't asleep, and she's NINE YEARS OLD!"

Benny and Erica Guiltily put down their 'microphones' and stopped the music. "Sorry Sarah, we got a little carried away." Erica said, her soft side showing.

Ethan must have heard the noise, because he walked out of the kitchen with a suspicious expression and two bowls of popcorn. "What's going on? Benny did you light the couch on fire again?" He asked.

Sarah rolled her eyes. "These Canadian idiots dropped the f-bomb. And Jane heard it!" She screamed.

Erica rolled her eyes. "Who cares? She's going to learn it one day. Why not now."

"Oh My God. Erica, I'm her babysitter! It's my job to protect her!" She was starting to get really mad.

Erica just sighed. "And this is coming from a lethal bloodsucker. Cute."

"OK THAT IS IT!" Sarah used her vampire speed to run up to Erica.

"Chick fight!" Benny whispered into Ethan's ear.

Both girls stopped fighting and said at the same time, "I heard that!"

Ethan cringed, but Benny just raised an eyebrow. "Don't hurt me!" Ethan grovled.

"E, there are two complete hotties in your living room. Please shut up." Benny sighed.

"How could you say that?" Sarah screamed through her fangs. "That is it! We're leaving!" With that she stormed out of the house, pulling Erica with her.

Ethan turned to Benny. "Ouch."

The front door opened to reveal Erica. "I forgot something." she said. Grabbing Benny's shirt collar, Erica leaned in and kissed him. She pulled away with a slight smirk. "Bye."

And all Benny could say was, "WOAH!"