Rules of the Fan Girl's Club:
1.) NEVER kiss or date any of the Fan Girls' " Candy". Pictures of the Candy will be hung on the wall for your convenience.
2.) NOBODY is allowed to talk to the Candy Boy of the month. Think of this as a wildlife documentary, observe, gush and let the Candy live it's life in peace.
4.) Have Fun! ;)
* If any of these rules are broken, the fan girl in question will have to suffer public humiliation and be kicked out of the club.
The Fan Girls:
Kagome from INUYASHA. Saki Hanajima "Hana Chan" from FRUITS BASKET. Arisa "Uo Chan" Uotani from FRUITS BASKET. Koizumi Risa from LOVE+COM. Makoto Konno from THE GIRL WHO LEAPT THROUGH TIME. Rukia Kuchiki and Yoruichi from BLEACH. "L" from DEATH NOTE. And Pan Son from DBZ.
Let's get started girls. . . and L. There are nine chairs lined up in a circle, will everyone please take a seat and lay the picture of your Candy in your lap. Please raise the picture of your Candy at the end of your introduction. No pushing Rukia!Okay, good. Let's start with the girl in the green and white sailor suit...Kagome!
Kagome smiles, smoothing the creases in her green skirt." Hi I'm Kagome. I'm a teenager in Highschool. When I'm not looking for jewel shards or studying, I like to come here and take pictures of my Candy."- - she winks - -" Inuyasha hasn't found the well behind my house yet. If he did I wouldn't be here today. " She blushes, raising the picture in her lap." My Candy is. . . Trunks Briefs. I liked him better with white hair though."
Welcome Kagome! It's good to have you in the club! Now, will the creepy girl with black hair dressed in all black please introduce yourself.
"Call me Hana Chan. Besides sensing people's waves and cursing people, I like older men with long hair." Hana Chan says without emotion. She lifts her picture." My Candy is Yamcha." Cue the shocked gasps.
O-kay. If that's what you're into then good for you! Thank you Hana Chan. Moving on... Can the blond yanki wearing a doctors mask and long skirt please introduce herself?
Uo Chan removes her mask." I'm not a yanki dammit! I quit my gang years ago. Hana Chan dragged me here." She lifts up her picture." I like air-headed nice guys. So Gohan will do."
"That's my dad!" Pan shouts, a little mortified.
Ah, Gohan. He is a cutie. Nice choice Uo Chan. Now could the tall girl wearing fashionable clothes please introduce herself?
"My favorite singer is Umibozu!" Risa shouts in excitement. Everyone giggles at her enthusiasm." I love water parks and hanging out with my friends. I used to be into tall guys like me, until I started dating the love of my life, who's a shorty. My friends say I have a chibi fetish." Risa laughs, raising her picture." Maybe they're right. My Candy is Krillin."
Uo Chan gives Risa a high-five.
The next girl, dressed in a white polo shirt and blue skirt, smiles and waves." My name is Makoto Konno, everyone can call me Makoto. I fell in love with my best friend, Chiaki, but he was from the future so it didn't work out. I guess I'm a sucker for men from the future." Makoto lifts her picture. The girls howl and whistle at the picture, which is of Trunks . . . shirtless with his pants almost slipping off.
"How did you get that?" Pan asks.
The next girl, with shoulder length black hair, wearing a blue flowy dress, lifts her picture." I love rabbits! Rabbits are so cute! But I mainly like spikey haired, strong, nice guys. So my Candy is Goten."
The black cat in the seat next to her chuckles.
Rukia looks down at the picture she's holding. Instead of Goten's smiling face, the picture is of an orange haird, scowling boy with hearts drawn all over him."Yoruichi! I'm not in love with Ichigo!"
"Sure you're not." Everyone replies sarcastically.
"I'm not!" Rukia cries, shredding Ichigo's picture.
The black cat smiles." My name is Yoruichi- -"
"Awe. You're so cute!" Kagome and Risa squeal, getting up to pet Yoruichi.
They scream when Yoruichi turns into a busty, naked woman with dark skin and yellow eyes. She winks, giving everyone her sexiest pose." My Candy is Goku. His innocence is attractive. I would love to teach him some new tricks." She turns back into a cat.
L hugs his knees close to his body. Everyone goes quiet. It's his turn . The dark circles under his eyes accentuate his creepy stare as he speaks." What are my hobbies? That's classified. As for my name, you can call me "L." I will tell you, however, that I enjoy eating chocolate and other sweets. I also enjoy observing intelligent people." Like a monkey, L picks his photo up with his bare feet and shows it to everyone." So I've chosen Trunks as my Candy."
"I like Trunks too!" A girl with a long pony tail shouts, clapping excitedly in her seat."My favorite episode is when Trunks-"
"TeeLee!" Pan shouts." You can't be in the club!"
"But. . ."
"Pan's right." Kagome says," If you're here than who is going to tell the story?"
Uo Chan stands up and cracks her knuckles threateningly." Get back to typing on your computer TeeLee."
"Fine! I didn't want to be in your stupid club anyway! Meanies!"
Thank you everyone for not letting me join your boring, pathetic club! Can the last member of the Fan Girl's Club please introduce herself so I can get on with the story and make you all suffer! Mwahahaha! Just kidding.
Pan, wearing an orange bandana and a long, one shoulder jersey shirt began to speak." Hi. My name is Pan Son. I like to fight."- - Uo Chan cheers, her yanki blood getting pumped at the mention of 'fight.' - -"When I'm not fighting to protect Satan City & the world, I like to go out on dates. Lots of dates. Unfortunately, all the guys I date are pigheaded jerks so it never works out. The last date I had was the worst .Because he told me it wasn't the end of the world, I immediately fell in love with him." Pan blushes, raising her picture to reveal his grumpy face." My Candy is Vegeta."
EXTRA IMPORTANT INFO
PAN- - HS STUDENT - - AGE 16
TRUNKS - - COLLEGE STUDENT - - AGE 22
VEGETA - - TRAINS A LOT - - WE'LL SAY HE'S AGE 56
GOKU - - SOMETIMES HOME - - AGE 41
GOTEN - - COLLEGE STUDENT - - AGE 21
* I own none of the characters = )