New Leaves of Konoha – Chapter 1
Warning!! Spoilers, swearing, gayness and major crack!! This will go somewhere once we finish the first few chapters and hopefully be more of a story. This first chapter was done last of the first 3 that we made and was just tossed together like a salad. It had to be done to explain what Senbonzakura131(Zakuro) did to the storyline, with the help of Raylin445(Ray).
We do not own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto does. We only own our OCs. And ourselves and our friends. Yea, we own our friends, and yes, we added our friends just to torment them. We're evil like that. XD
Once upon a time in this authoress's and her partner's heads, changes to the Naruto storyline were made! Many messed up families were made, people lived that should have died, and people died that should have lived (And Orochimaru stayed dead).
Yamato died. Ray killed him. Don't ask how. It's very hush-hush!
Chouji and his entire clan died in a mass food fight over the last of the BBQ ribs.
Firstly, there were the Uchiha brother's families. Itachi married Sakura for reasons unknown to the gods and had a very secretive boy. You'll find out later what he keeps secret! (You'll have to read Zakuro's story, "Lost Heir to the Sharingan" to find out how Itachi gets accepted back to the leaf village!!!)
Sasuke married Ino – Another pairing the gods have no idea how that happened. They had twins, a boy, Taiyou, and a girl, Tsuki, who were as different as yin and yang. The boy was kind and gentle like a girl, and his sibling was ferocious and harsh like a boy.
Next – The authoresses decided to torture the characters of Naruto further by having Tenten and Lee get together, leaving Neji a bachelor for life. They also had a daughter, Zakari Lee. The authoresses also had to research to see if Rock Lee actually had a last name, and eventually just went with the surname "Lee".
Naruto had succeeded Tsunade as Hokage and married the Hyuuga heiress, Hinata, leaving Hanabi out in the cold. They too had a daughter, Aiko. The authoresses thought there needed to be more women in the Naruto world.
Kakashi had found the lost Sharingan heiress (see Zakuro's coming story "Lost Heir to the Sharingan")and married her. They also had a daughter, christening her Shimizu.
As people would have expected, Shika and Temari hooked up and had a kid of their own. Shikamuki was her name-o! Don't ask. We had to combine some words in our mad scientist laboratory of many languages. Temari and Muki lived in Suna and occasionally came to Konoha to visit Shika.
Hinata had succeeded Kurenai as team leader because Asuma didn't die and didn't know how to use condoms right…. I think you know where I'm going with that.
Asuma was fired because of his relations with a co-worker. Naruto was put in charge of Asuma's team shortly after before he became Hokage. Kinda like his old man.
That should do it. Now enjoy the story!
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