Thankies SO VERY MUCH to who ever wrote "Heero's a Slut" You have given me a wonderful Idea and I Praise thee and Bow At Your Feet.
Not really, but you have an imagination, right? ^_^. Anyway, I dedicate this 'fic to you!
P.S. I LOVE Wufei! I don't mean to be mean to him, but…my muses are evil beings.
I know what you all think of me. Or, rather, what they let you think of me: 'The guy with a stick shoved up his ass' or 'The guy with his hair pulled too tightly back' or 'That really idiotic, ranting, chauvinistic pig'.
Heh.
I do have a 'stick' shoved up my ass. Only it's not made out of wood and I only have it shoved up my ass a few hours at a time. Now you may be confused. Don't worry, I shall reveal all in a moment.
You know what I'm talking about.
I'm a slut. Simple as that.
I've had them all: Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Treize, Zechs…you name the cute guy, and I've slept with him. And I know from personal experience that Treize sometimes hand-picks his soldiers for their looks…
Before you go screeching and try to tell me that I don't belong with Heero OR Trowa, or that I've ruined Quatre and how the HELL did I seduce Duo, just shut up.
They need to fix a little "Problem" and I'm there. What ever they want me to do, I do it.
As long as I enjoy it, and I pretty much enjoy anything.
Now, to bring up the next thing that hits your weak little brains: Treize and Zechs.
Oh yes. I do belong to them, you say. Well…okay, so maybe I DO look better with Treize. Zechs is just an added bonus, really. Or is it the other way around? I forget.
I see you now: You're trying to figure out WHY I act the way I do.
Well, as you can see I prefer males to females. And before I became a Gundam pilot, even when I met Meiran (The only woman to beat me at my reading skills. She polished off a whole book of 500 pages three minutes faster than I did. Damn woman. Couldn't let HER escape, could I? She had to teach me that trick…I've gone off on another rant.)
Anyway, when I was younger, women dripped over me. They hovered over my bassinet cooing things such as 'Isn't he adorable?!' or 'I could just eat you up, sugar!' or 'Let me pinch those cute little cheeks of yours!' I always seemed to be in a lot of pain when one of them said that.
And as I got to be a toddler, things just went from bad to worse. Let's just say that I KNOW that if I let my hair down I'd attract half the females in the world. And if I didn't snarl and bash them, they'd send me love letters and mushy romantic notes.
Bad, bad, bad. I just don't go for that kind of stuff.
I like it hard and um… oops. That was too much information there!
Anyway, Quatre's giving me a come-hither-look and I can't let him down; Trowa's on some mission and Heero and Duo are otherwise occupied.
So, see you tomorrow morning!