Disclaimer: AhHhHhH!!! Too... many... fan... fictions! I have to finish know your stars, on the road again, finish this one, type up my friends other FOUR and write the sequel to hers!!!! Anyways... I don't own it, but if I did I would kill Fridays because they did not show the WHOLE music video like I was hoping for!!!! On with the stupidness!

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"Here?"

"Lower."

"Here?!"

"A little to the left."

"HERE?!?!"

"Perfect!"

Starfire and Beast Boy stood back to look at the picture that Beast Boy had just hung against his will.

"Now, leave me alone so I can beat Cy in video games." Said Beast Boy as he walked off screen.

"Good Luck!" called Starfire.

Starfire walked into the kitchen and threw herself into a chair. She put her elbow on the table and put her chin on her hand. She blew her bangs out of her face and groaned.

"What's wrong?"

"Robin!"

Starfire flew over to robin and hugged him tight.

"You are back from your long and extremely difficult quest!"

"I just went to the store... Now, let me go. *Choking* I... Can't... breathe!!"

"Oh! Sorry!"

Starfire looked at Robin with hopeful eyes.

"Sigh. Here you go."

Robin handed her a jar of mustard.

"Yay!"

Starfire flew to the living room and sat on the couch, sipping the mustard through the straw.

"Did you get it?"

"Yea Beast Boy. Here."

Robin handed Beast Boy a tofu burger.

"Sweet!"

Beast Boy ran to the kitchen to eat it.

Cyborg started digging through the bags.

"You forgot... the cheesy poufs. How could you forget the stinkin cheesy poufs?!"

"Hey, I am NOT going back to the store. I spent all my time looking for you guys' stuff and all I got for me was a double whopper."

"ONLY a double whopper? A double whopper is like that biggest thing on the BK menu!! AND... YOU DID NOT FIND ANYTHING FOR ME!!!"

"Don't insult the guy who buys you your food..."

Robin walked up to Raven and handed her a box with 10 packets of herbal tea.

"Thank you."

Robin walked up to Terra, who happened to be hanging upside down on a jungle gym bar like a monkey. A big... blonde... monkey.

"How did this bar get here?"

"I put it here."

"Why?"

"Why not?"

"Whatever. Here."

Robin handed terra a bag of Pop-Rocks.

"Yes!"

Terra got off the bar and opened the pop rocks.

She threw a few into her mouth.

"Ooh. They tingle!"

"And I should care... why?" asked Raven.

"Grrr..."

--- Beep beep beep ---

Cyborg ran into the room.

"Guys, a crazed magician is rampaging around town. He seems familiar..."

Everyone except Cy: "Mumbo."

"No... that's not it..."

--- Long, loud and suspenseful music ---

"Beast Boy, turn the freakin radio off!" Raven yelled.

End of chapter one -------------------- Will Cyborg ever get his cheesy poufs?

Why DID terra put up the Jungle Gym?

And... will Cyborg ever get Mumbo's name right?

--- Long, loud and suspenseful music ---

Beast boy get out of here!