(A/N): Yeah, this is my second fanfic…but first one about FMA so be nice anyways.
I'm just trying new stuff and if you readers are wondering this is going to be a Yaoi fanfic. RoyxEd!!! Coughs sorry about that, too much of my EdxRoy obsession… So just read on and REVIEW! If you say it's bad then it is and I'll stop posting, but it is up to you readers!
Disclaimer: I'm sure I do not own Full Metal Alchemist even if I wished for it.
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"Damn it Roy! Is the third time you do this!" Edward's voice could be heard from all Head Quarters. The boy had just entered the room when Roy Mustang knew trouble was coming, but he decided to play dumb.
"Fullmetal, I don't even know what you are talking about but you are sure going to pick that up" Roy said with the same smirk as every day showing Edward the coffee table he pushed while coming in to Roy's office. Edward looked back to see the coffee table in the other side of the room and glared at Roy before going to put it in its place.
"Now tell me why you did it AGAIN?!" Edward yelled again to the Colonel.
"I already told you Fullmetal, I don't know what you are talking about." Roy was speaking in a low voice and so calmly just provoke Ed even more, and he succeeded.
"Don't play stupid with me bastard! You stole MY girlfriend once again!" When the rest of the subordinates inside the room heard this they ran towards the door so they either wouldn't get burned or smashed by Ed's transmutations. Everyone in HQ knew that Roy was 'stealing' Edward's girlfriends, nothing new when we talk about the Roy Mustang.
Roy just started chuckling at the thought that it was almost the fourth time he had done this to Ed. The first time Edward let it go since he knows how much of a womanizer Roy can be. The second time, Roy just got a warning. And right now was the third time.
"Why are you laughing?! You know, it's NOT funny when a 29 year-old bastard steals your girlfriend! You are too old!" Ed had made his way to be face to face to the Colonel.
"Wow, then you are loosing against an 'old man.'" Roy replied Edward's yelling. Ed was about to punch Roy when they heard a gunshot and Edward dropped to the floor and Roy below his desk.
They both looked up and found Lieutenant Hawkeye by the door holding her gun with her right hand.
"Is it really necessary to yell at the Colonel when he is right in front of you, Major Elric?" Hawkeye said to Edward. Roy looked at Ed and started chuckling again.
"And is it really necessary for you Colonel to take Edward's girlfriends? What are you trying to prove with that anyways?" Hawkeye said to Roy as soon as she saw Roy making fun of Ed.
They were both speechless.
"I hear one more yelling from either one of you and you will have a private meeting with my gun." When Hawkeye finished she left leaving again Roy and Edward alone to discuss like normal people.
Edward got up from the floor and made his way to the couch while Roy did the same.
They both stayed in silence for a long time before Roy broke the silence.
"So Fullmetal, you were saying?" Ed sighed and got up heading to the door but before he opened it he warned Roy again.
"I'm serious Mustang, if you take my NEXT girlfriend YET again I will not hesitate to punch your old face so you won't be able to make that stupid smirk of yours." Edward then left leaving Roy sitting in his couch alone.
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"Is it okay for us to go back in now?" Lieutenant Havoc asked Edward as soon as they saw him enter the cafeteria. Edward glared at him and went to sit next to him.
"So now you feel as miserable as me when he takes away my girlfriends." Havoc said with such pity in his tone of voice.
"How can you say that?" Edward asked him in response.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, you never had a girlfriend before since that bastard Colonel takes them away from you before you can even talk to them." Edward pointed out and Havoc lowered his head in agreement.
"We need revenge. I can't stay with my arms crossed while he takes the good ones." Edward sighed as he felt a hand on his shoulder. He looked first at the hand and then looked behind him to he who it was.
"Maybe you should tell him to back off when you have a girlfriend." Hughes spoke, but something was different about him today.
"I've told him like thousand times but he won't listen. He is too much of a bastard and a womanizer." Hughes removed his hand from Edward's shoulder and sat next to him.
"Yeah, I remember when I had to keep up with him. Thank God he stopped when I told him about Gracia and I being serious in our relation." Edward looked up at Hughes and looked at him like if he had just given him a candy.
"I'm not liking your smile Ed, I know you are up to something so spit it out now." Hughes demanded but Edward just got up and left the cafeteria.
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"Sir," Hawkeye entered the office as soon as she saw Edward leave.
"Yes?"
"Am sorry if I ask this sir but, why do you still keep provoking Major Edward like that? Does it benefit you?" In response she just got the same smirk Roy always gave when someone made a right statement or when he simply didn't want to answer the question.
"I guess you are not going to answer to me right sir?" Hawkeye asked again.
"I believe you already know the answer Lieutenant." Roy got up from the couch and made his way behind his desk to start the paperwork he still needed to do, which Hawkeye knew he wouldn't finish until like a week or so.