TITLE: Punched in the FACE!
CHARACTERS: Raven, Ariella Chapman
PAIRINGS: Raven/Ariella
NOTES: Based on a Dane Cook sketch.
DISCLAIMER: I own Ariella, and I wish I owned Raven…
Raven smiled at the small woman cradled in his arms. His fiancée, Ariella Chapman, was currently deeply asleep. The brunette pushed a lock of orangey-brown hair from the woman's forehead as she rolled over toward him.
He didn't expect it, but all of the sudden, a small, pale-skinned fist hit him in the cheek with surprising strength.
"Ow…" Raven muttered quietly, holding his abused cheekbone. 'That's what I get for having a wrestling girlfriend…' "Babe?" He whispered. Raven didn't want to wake her up. "Babe? You hit me in the face. Arri? Babe, you hit me in the face."
Ariella, still asleep, mumbled incoherently and rolled over once more.
Raven set his hand on her shoulder and shook it gently. "Arri, you punched me in the face…" When he realized that she wasn't about to apologize, the man popped her a stiff punch in the shoulder and rolled over before she awoke.
"Ow! Raven!" Ariella grabbed her shoulder in pain as she woke up. "What the hell?"
Raven rolled over to look at her. "What?" His voice was groggy with sleep. It was hard to tell that he was pretending.
"You hit me!"
Raven blinked. "I did? Oh, I was sleeping."
Ariella sighed and laid back in his arms. "Oh…it's okay then…I guess."
Raven smirked as she fell asleep again. "I win."